Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a
warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess.
You are all these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf.
You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the
darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of
their fucking nightmares
You may all be interested to know that it’s possible to unite Celene, Gaspard and Briala to rule Orlais together while under your thumb due to blackmail against them, making The Inquisitor the de-facto ruler of Orlais. From what I gather you need five Halla statuettes to open a door to Celene’s private quarters, find a soldier bound on her bed and release him to testify against Celene. Then use that evidence against Celene and the assorted evidence collected throughout the level against Briala and Gaspard. Celene remains Empress, Briala becomes a Marquis and Gaspard is reinstated as Grand Duke. And you have all three wrapped around your little finger.
Confession: The fact that Empress Celene chose to come along when the Inquisition marched on the Arbor Wilds was fine. I kept her on her throne, she was grateful, she wanted to inspire her people. All good. But Celie, come on - showing up in the exact same ensemble you wore to the Halamshiral ball? Including the weird metallic wings on your back? Not only was that a ridiculous choice of attire for the surroundings, but I can’t believe you were seen in public wearing the same thing twice!