Side effects of reading a Jane Austen novel
  • An improved vocabulary
  • A general feeling of happiness
  • A higher set of expectations for a possible partner
  • A hatred for the names Wickham and Collins
  • An enthusiasm for dancing 
  • A love for introverted male leads
  • A fear of going out in the rain, as it may lead to a very serious illness
  • A desire to take walks in the countryside
  • A newfound love for the word “ardently”

idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to say ‘i do’ and if you say ‘ugh i hate pride and prejudice’ id fcking leave you. id walk out of my own wedding. i could be under anesthesia about to have major surgery and hear my doctor say ‘i never liked austen novels’ and id wake up just to request a different doctor. u could be the president of the united states and say ‘they’re just love stories’ and id deck you right there, right in front of secret service. im waiting and im ready to fight

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modern pride and prejudice
↳ the bennet family

gugu mbatha-raw as jane
antonia thomas as elizabeth
natalie emmanuel as mary
jessica sula as kitty
amandla stenberg as lydia
colin salmon as mr bennet
sophie okendo as mrs bennet