this is not what i was thinking of  “tbom reunion” would be like 

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: during 'man up' from the book of mormon 2011, elder price sings "heavenly father why do you let bad things happen, more to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me? i'm sure you don't think i'm a flake because you clearly made a mistake!" and immediately the elders pop up singing 'turn it off', a song about bottling up the feelings that were not okay for a mormon to feel, a song starred by elder mckinley, a man that confesses to have 'gay thoughts' since he was in fifth grade but claims they have passed now, at the end of the musical, mckinley decides to finally 'turn his feelings on' and beat his internalised homophobia after a new vision of religion, but most importantly, why did they choose to reference 'turn it off' when kevin price is convinced god made a mistake with him? is he suggesting there are something Wrong with him apart from leaving his companion alone? maybe not, but then why elder mckinley has a place in price's 'spooky mormon hell dream', a scene that represents all the sins price has committed through the years? does thi-

mood.

it’s time ta, time taAAAA, mAn uUUUU- SAL TLAY KA SITI, s AL TLAAYY KA SIIIITIII,

or LANdo, orLAANDO, i’m cOoomiiiiing-

SAL TLAY -mAN UUUUUP- KA SITI

SAL TLAY KA SITIIIIIIIII

it is tIME TAAAaaa…

I H A V E M A G G O T S I N MY S C R O T U U U U U U U U M

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*throws fist in the air while stage lights flicker and shut off*

elder price is gay: a novel

disclaimer: don’t @ me. as a Gay, i can confirm that some of these that may not appear Gay to the Straight mind, are, in fact, Gay. just be glad i didn’t post any of all-american prophet because that song is gay culture.