Eight-Legs

thesschesthair  asked:

Hypothetical scenario: There's two doors. Behind one door is a huge TV with the completed first 4 episodes of OUAT s6, full HD and ready for you to watch with alcohol and snacks and a comfy chair provided. The other door leads to a king size bed where Killian is real and is expecting you and waiting to give you the time of your life. Only problem is, you have to get through the mass of cobwebs and spiders that cover the front of the door before you can get through. Which door do you pick??

DUDE - WHAT THE FUCK?!

Originally posted by thatretaillife

Fuck me…. Well, I’d grab a blow torch (because my weapons and means of getting through where not detailed), set fire to those eight legged spawns of satan, and go claim my prize for vanquishing the heathens!

*dusts hands off*

AYYO TUMBLR, HELP ME NAME MY NEW STUFFED OCTOPUS. I’LL TAKE HIM WITH ME TO FUN PLACES AND TAKE PICTURES OF HIM AND STUFF AND IT’LL BE CUTE AS HECK. MY ASK BOX IS OPEN OR YOU CAN JUST REBLOG THIS AND ADD THE NAME OF YOUR CHOICE. I’LL POST THE RESULTS IN LIKE 36ISH HOURS.

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Ariel Needs Legs

I just…I love so much