• Chuuya: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
  • Kunikida: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
  • Atsushi: Tackle him.
  • Yosano: Dump him.
  • Ranpo: Kick him in the shin.

I like it how the Armed Detective Agency looks like a bunch of rebellious juniors in this op

And there goes the Port Mafia looking like the creepy seniors who haven’t slept for 24 hours

And there goes the annoying rich kids in school

  • Dazai: I am a nice person! And a lot of people back up that statement!
  • Chuuya: You bombed my car
  • Kunikida: You skipped work for an entire week, because you ‘didn’t want to come and work is lame’
  • Fyodor: You threw my ushanka (even though I complimented you)
  • Ranpo: You ate my candy
  • Fukuzawa: You scared my cats
  • Dazai: Atsushi?
  • Atsushi:
  • Atsushi: Sorry Dazai

anonymous asked:

Can you make an AU where adults of ADA and Port Mafia are teachers?

Kunikida Doppo

  • The Math Teacher
  • Hot af
  • The Fucking Perfectionist
  • Frustrated always
  • Swears that you’ll be using these and those equations in real life situations
  • emotional
  • “Where’s your fucking solution?”

Osamu Dazai

  • The English teacher
  • Also hot
  • Flirts with other teachers
  • Thinks that the faculty is his friends
  • Wastes time by telling his life story
  • Gives a lot of homework
  • Doesn’t know he gave homework

Akiko Yosano

  • The Science teacher
  • cute
  • Being checked out by students
  • “I dismiss you, not the fucking bell.”
  • Hears everything you say
  • Very hardcore
  • gives surprise quizzes
  • Gives a lot of homework
  • Remembers homework 

Edogawa Ranpo

  • The History teacher
  • lazy af
  • always late
  • blames everyone for his mistakes
  • gets offended when corrected
  • tells students not to eat at his class
  • eats at his class
  • thinks he is smarter than everyone
  • looks nothing like a teacher

Nakahara Chuuya

  • The Health teacher
  • hardcore af
  • flirts and fails
  • comes to school with a hangover
  • bullies other teachers
  • gives stupid life advice
  • gives free condoms

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

  • The Spanish teacher
  • fashionable
  • always mad at you
  • “No hablo Ingles”
  • “Say it in fucking Spanish!”
  • hot mess
  • “I’m sorry, is that Spanish or fucking English?”
  • Gives detention 

Ichiyo Higuchi

  • The Geography teacher
  • smol
  • cinnamon roll that could kill you
  • “I’m sorry, I am not that good in drawing.”
  • actually scary
  • have no idea what your name is
  • “That’s not where Spain is you twat.”
  • actually loves her students but doesn’t show
  • Atsushi: Hey guys - Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?
  • Ranpo: Yeah we're playing 'we saw a big ass spider and don't know where it went'.
  • Atsushi: [scrambles onto a chair]