Holidays (Dutch - English)

Oudejaarsdag - literal translation: Old Year’s Day
Oudejaarsavond - literal translation: Old Year’s Evening, normal translation: New Year’s Eve
Nieuwjaarsdag - New Year’s Day
Drie Koningen - Epiphany, Three Kings’ Day
Carnaval - Carnival
Valentijnsdag - Valentine’s Day
Goede Vrijdag - Good Friday
Pasen - Easter
eerste paasdag - literal translation: first easter day
tweede paasdag - literal translation: second easter day
Koningsdag - King’s Day
Dodenherdenking - Commemoration Day
Bevrijdingsdag - VE Day
Hemelvaartsdag - Ascension Day
Moederdag - Mother’s Day
Pinksteren - Whitsun, Pentecost
eerste pinksterdag - literal translation: the first day of Pentecost
tweede pinksterdag - literal translation: the second day of Pentecost
Ramadan - Ramadan
Vaderdag - Father’s Day
Suikerfeest - Eid al-Fitr
Offerfeest - Eid al-Adha
Prinsjesdag - literal translation: Prince Day
Halloween - Halloween
Sint Maarten - I couldn’t find a translation.
Sinterklaas - Saint Nicholas Day
kerst/Kerstmis - Christmas
Kerstavond - Christmas Eve
eerste kerstdag - literal translation: first christmas day
tweede kerstdag - literal translation: second christmas day

I’m not 100% sure about a few translations, so please correct me if I’m wrong.

A man seen lying and praying on top of the tomb of Jesus Christ, as thousands of Orthodox Christian worshippers take part in the Holy Fire ceremony at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, traditionally believed to be the burial site of Jesus Christ, in Jerusalem’s Old City during the Easter holiday. April 30, 2016. Photo by Hadas Parush

๐Ÿฐ HOP HOP HOP ๐Ÿฐ onto that โคด๏ธ RISEN โœ JESUS โœ COCK! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ On this day, our lord ๐Ÿ™ & savior ๐Ÿ™ ROSE ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† THAT DICK ๐Ÿ† up โฌ†๏ธ to save ๐Ÿ™Œ us all & open the LEGS of ๐Ÿ™โ›…๏ธ HEAVEN'S PUSSY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ Jesus has CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ again & now the ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฐ EASTER BUNNY ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‡is ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMMIN ๐Ÿ’ฆ to nibble ๐Ÿ‘… on that ๐Ÿ† CARROT COCK ๐Ÿ† Send โžก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your HORNIEST ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOLY HOES ๐Ÿ™โœ this resERECTION day ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ or you wont get that EASTER ๐Ÿฌ CANDY ๐Ÿฌ COCK in your basket ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ† Get 3๏ธโƒฃ back & you'll be BLESSED ๐Ÿ™ with the HOLY ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUM ๐Ÿ’ฆ of CHRIST โœ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back & you'll get NAILED ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ˜˜ on a CROSS tonight โœ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back & you'll get CARROTS ๐Ÿฐ up your ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ for the next 4๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ DAYS โœ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฆ

Happy Easter everyone! 🐰🌼#Easter #eggs #ferret #funny #cute #pet #animals

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