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Gaara Hiden: Flirting
  • Arranged Fiancee: This is so awkward. But this is the elders' wishes... Maybe I could try flirting with him a bit.
  • Gaara: Hello.
  • Arranged Fiancee: Oh, good morning Lord Kazekage. *Pause* So, is that sand in your pants or are you just happy to see me? *Instant regret*
  • Gaara: I always have an amount of sand in my clothes. It's much easier to form my sand armor if I'm in battle. It's quite convenient really. Though I'm not sure if the sand is able to convey emotions as you asked, so I'm afraid I'm unable to answer that portion of the question.
  • Arranged Fiancee: Oh, okay...
  • Kankuro: Gaara, I don't think that's what she meant.
  • Gaara: Hm? What did she mean?
  • Kankuro: *Leans in and whispers in Gaara's ear*
  • Gaara: *Eyes widen* Oh. Well then. You have beautiful...birthing hips?
  • Arranged Fiancee: ...
  • Kankuro: *Facepalm*
  • Gaara: That wasn't the correct answer, was it?