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EXO Mafia Reaction: Finding out the girl they fell for is a cop

||| Anon asked: Can I request a EXO mafia reaction? When the girl they fell for is actually a cop and they find out and when she tries to run, they chase her or something like that? |||

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

“Well this could be a problem. Now I have to convince her that I’m not the bad guy.”

Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by icallhimbangjamesbang

“Better make sure she never finds out about my work.”

Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by etherealchen

He would find this hilarious.

“Could this get even more ironic.”

D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by sehunicorne

“This can’t be good but I don’t know if I will be able to stay away from her.”

Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by yourejustmystylee

“Aish, now I have one more problem to deal with.”

Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by xiaomitaozi

“This could get dangerous, I hope she won’t sell me out.”

Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by katherine8595

He would find this suspicious.

“Was me meeting her really an accident?”

Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

“Great. Just great. How am I supposed to talk to her now?”


Originally posted by meiren-menglu

“That fact doesn’t change anything. I can’t let her leave that easily.”

Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by fvck-kai

“This is exciting! I wonder what she will do when she finds out about me.”

Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by mjybjckjs

“This is the perfect opportunity to play run & chase but she won’t be able to escape that quickly.”

Oh Sehun

Originally posted by katherine8595

“Now that she knows who I am, I can’t risk her selling me out. I guess I will have to lock her up.”

EXO’s Reaction to Seeing Their S/O Holding Their Baby


A normally quiet guy himself, Xiumin wouldn’t want to disturb the peace.  He’d silently come up behind you and wrap his arms around you, looking down at your child with loving eyes.


Chen would be too giddy about the adorable scene before him, and would let out an “aww”. Luckily, it wasn’t loud enough to wake your baby, and he’d cover his mouth to stop himself from being too loud.


Baekhyun would hardly be able to contain himself as he saw you and your baby being so adorable together. He’d walk over to your side, smiling the whole time, before hugging you and resting his head on your shoulder.


Wanting to capture such a pure moment, Chanyeol would quickly grab his camera. He’d sneak up behind you, careful not to let his presence be known, and take the picture. He’d later surprise you with the framed photo.


Lay would be looking for you to help him with something, however when he saw the cute scene before him happy giggles burst from his mouth. You’d quickly shush him, not wanting to wake the baby, and he’d nod apologetically, still smiling. 


A soft smile would pull at D.O’s lips when he saw you holding your baby. He’d sit down, not wanting to ruin the scene with sound, and watch. It wasn’t until you finally stepped away that you realized he had been sitting there.


The king of cheese, Suho wouldn’t hesitate to join you, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your cheek. He’d stand there with you for hours if he could.


Like D.O, Kai would opt to silently observe rather than intrude on the perfect scene before him. He’d quietly snap a picture before just standing and watching, a soft smile on his face.


Sehun wouldn’t mind making his presence known, coming up to you and kissing your cheek. He’d make sure not to wake the baby though, quietly asking how she was doing while gently stroking her head.

Talk To Me

||| Requested by @adayinmydream and multiple anons |||

Part 1 (It’s not really that necessary to read it to understand what’s going on)

Kim Jongdae (Chen) x Reader

Summary: Your parents gave you up so you had no choice but to become his wife.

Genre: Mafia AU, angst, fluff

Word count: 987

Originally posted by uminbean

“Don’t cry. I will take care of you better than your parents ever did.” he took the papers out of your hand after wiping your tears away and sat down on the opposite side of the table. He kept looking at you but you avoided making eye contact. 

“Talk to me.” but you didn’t say a word. He sighted and stood up. You followed his every move. He came up to you and gently lifted your chin, so your eyes would meet. You stared at each other for a few seconds when he kissed you out of the blue.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” you shoved him away.

“What? Can’t a man kiss his wife?” he asked. “There is even that saying, what was it? You may now kiss the bride?”

You didn’t want to admit it but he was right, you were his wife now. You probably had a gloomy expression on your face so he sighted again and picked you up bridal style.

“Could you stop carrying me everywhere? I said I can walk on my own.”

“Why? I could get used to this, it gives me a very nice view when I look down.”

“Oh my God! How can he flirt in this situation, he can’t read the atmosphere at all.” you thought as he went out of the room.

“Where are you taking me?” you asked as he passed a door after door, his men’s eyes following you. He ignored your question and started humming, when you listened to it more closely it was the wedding march.

“Jongdae, don’t.”

“You’re no fun.” he laughed but didn’t stop. You tried to remember the way you came from but quickly lost track after so many turns. Just how big is this place? He took you up a few sets of stairs and you finally reached a big wooden door, he pushed it open with his feet and laid you down on the bed.

“This is where you will be staying for a while.” he said standing up.

“I’m sorry but I’m going to have to lock you in here. Maybe that way you will behave and won’t try to escape again.” he went to the door. “I will come check on you every once in a while.” he told you closing and locking them. 

“Yeah right.” you thought, there is no way you can sit still and do nothing. You checked the balcony door and to your surprise it wasn’t locked. You opened the window and looked around, you were on the third floor, so no way getting out through here. Maybe you should try the ventilation shaft in bathroom again, you found a note in the sink that said “You won’t fit in. I measured it.”Great. Just great. Well at least the bathroom is spacious, this whole room compared to what you saw before was really fancy. There was everything here that you could need, even a TV and a laptop. A laptop! You quickly turned it on, maybe you can contact someone but the internet access was restricted. Does he have a hacker with him or something, he really thought about everything. Your eyes stopped on the closet, you checked it out and it was full of clothes.

“I guess I should get changed, I have nothing better to do anyways and I have been wearing the same dress for at least two days.” you thought. “But first a shower.”

You took your time washing every inch of your body, the water was warm and soothing. After about two hours you finally came out. Jongdae was sitting on the bed and whistled to you.

“Well that’s a sight I would love to see every day.” you got all shy and quickly put the bathrobe on because the only thing you were wearing was your lingerie.

“What do you want?”

“To talk.”

“I have got nothing to say.”

“Well maybe now you don’t but I want you to get used to my company.”

He kept coming to see you a few times every single. At first he only made small talk but eventually you started to enjoy his presence, it was nice to talk with someone even if you avoided saying too much. He was generally a very nice guy with a bright smile and a good sense of humour, he was about your age and you had no idea how would someone like him get into the mafia business. You were sure if he went to college or something, he would have girls falling for him left and right. Maybe if you two met under different circumstances you could have been friends but the situation you were in right now prevented you to look past that and open up to him. Before you knew it about a month has passed. One day, just out of curiosity you decided to try opening the room door and to your surprise it actually worked. Not waiting any longer you poked your head out but there was nobody in sight. You slowly stepped out and headed to the stairs. You found this strange but considered yourself lucky. You reached the second floor and froze when you saw Jongdae leaning on the railing.

“I didn’t forget to lock it, if that’s what you’re thinking.” he said, turning to you. “I actually stopped locking it after a few days.” he laughed.

You couldn’t believe it, you were stupid not to try opening them sooner.

“But you were a good girl and actually behaved, not that you would have been able to escape if you found this out sooner but I guess that’s a good start to our relationship.” he said standing up straight.

He brushed a strand of hair from your face behind your ear, making you blush to which he just chuckled.

“Come with me.” he said taking your hand. “We’re going to a party.”

A/N: Somehow I like this story myself, maybe I will make a part 3 or something someday…  ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯


Luhan shudders as an involuntary moan wrenches up his throat when the incubus in front of him bites harshly on the top of the angel’s perfectly-formed wing. The shiver sends vibrations all the way down to the tips of his primary feathers and he desperately presses closer to Minseok, knowing he can feel how hard Luhan already is. “What would those bossy archangels think seeing you here, whimpering and moaning for a sex demon to fuck you? I bet they’d faint if they could see you cumming with your wings stretched out as you ride me.” Minseok’s words have their desired effect, coloring Luhan’s cheeks and bare chest in embarrassment as he whines, but also pushing him to clench tighter around the fingers working him open. Minseok nearly coos in happiness, knowing how far he’s corrupted Luhan, but also at how sweet the angel looks when he’s blushing.

- Admin J


Based on my adventures at Exo’s concert, because I swear to glob, Kyungsoo was staring at me and my friends the entire time they performed Stronger. He’s not even my flipping bias and I was just there like, ‘Do I stan? I think so.”

EXO M catches Luhan red handed with his girlfriend


It was a long day for Minseok and when he came all he wanted to do was dive into bed and sleep for about a year. What he did not expect was to arrive to a not empty dorm like he had expected. He was in the process of taking off his shoes when he heard a noise in the kitchen. Quickly slipping further into the dorm he peeked in the kitchen expecting to find one of the members trying to find something to eat. What he found was Luhan pressing you up against the counter and kissing you softly. Minseok gasped eyes wide and tried to escape the kitchen but ended running to the door. Not his brightest moment.

Originally posted by baozzis

“Ah shit! Ow! Damn door blocking my escape! I needed to leave not hurt myself!”


He had no idea you and Luhan were in the bathroom when Lay woke up one night. All that was on his mind was dealing with his screaming bladder. He didn’t even bother knocking on the door because seriously who would be awake at 2 am? Well about that… evidently you and Luhan would be awake at 2 in the morning… in the bathroom… missing a few articles of clothes… kissing passionately. So when Lay walked in he froze in shock but the shock was quickly replaced by embarrassment. Heat flooded his face and he back peddled out of the room saying over and over again how sorry he was. 

Originally posted by overdosed-for-exo

“OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I am so sorry! I should of knocked. Yea knocking is very important… Oh my god.”


It seemed the world was set against him today. He had spilled coffee all over his shirt causing him to have to change which made him late to vocal practice. He was scolded for not only being late but also for messing up a few to many times. After that he twisted an ankle during dance practice and had to be sent home early. It was of course raining when he left and had no umbrella, normally this would not be a problem but the van that was taking him home took its time pulling up to the door so he was soaked. He finally limped into the dorm and had full intentions of going to wallow in misery in bed. Instead he walked into the living room to see you and Luhan full on making out on the couch. He stopped and stared for a full minute in shock trying to process what the hell he was seeing. He gave an yelp and suddenly his bad day became the best day ever. I KNEW IT! You are dating someone! Luhan tried to interrupt him but Jongdae just kept yelling I knew it! over and over again and dancing around until his ankle twinged in pain.

Originally posted by princewangeun

“Oh my god I knew it! I was just telling the guys the other day you keep sneaking off at odd hours! I knew it! I knew it! I kne- OW!” Holds his ankle in one hand hoping around. 


Kris was running late to his meeting when he realized he forgot his bag back in the dorm. Crap. He had the driver turn around while he pulled out his phone and texted Luhan to please bring his bag out to him when they got there because he was already late. The van pulled up to the dorm but Luhan was not standing there bag in hand like Kris was expecting. Cursing he realized that Luhan had mentioned being busy that day and would most likely not be reachable. Running up the stairs as quickly as he could he unlocked the door in record time and stepped into the dorm. He kicked off his shoes and ran Luhan and you kissing on the floor in front of the couch heading straight for his room. He skidded to a stop halfway down the hallway and ran back to the living room to see Luhan standing by the window trying to look casual leaning against the wall and you were sitting on the couch patting your hair into place. Kris snorted derisively. He totally did not buy this innocent act. 

Originally posted by kriswudaily

“Really Lulu? This is what you were busy with? Making out with your girlfriend?”


Oh this poor poor guy. Poor Tao did not expect nor did he want to see this. He had breezed through all of his work for the day and had surprisingly finished in time to leave a full hour and half earlier than he normally does. He was excited at the thought of going home to actually relax instead of just falling into bed like normally does. He was so happy he didn’t even register the extra pair of shoes in the entryway that were not there this morning. He was almost skipping down the hall into his room with the full intentions of changing into his comfiest clothes and watching some television. But when he opened the door all he saw was Luhan sitting on the bed with you on his lap kissing heatedly. Tao was so shocked and embarrassed he slammed the door shut after apologizing. He stared at the door his face completely red. He stepped back looked up and down the hall and then jerked the door open again and yelled at Luhan.

Originally posted by httpxamy

“Seriously Luhan? That is MY bed! Go find somewhere else to fool around in!”

Oh this was so much fun to write! Thank you so much for this request!!!!

Did we mention that we are happy to do almost any pairings? Please send in any requests you would like to see!


Exo’s reaction to a horseback ride date

Request said:  Yay, requests are open! Let’s have EXO react to a horseback riding date with you. You’re allowed to ride the horse for two hours, out in an open meadow full of flowers or through a shady, forest trail. Thanks 🙏 I promise I’ll be patient!


Xiumin: Minseok just told you that he had surprise for you but you guys had to get to the place first in order to get to the surprise. You quickly got in the car and he drove happily to the assigned destination. Once you got there, you saw a horse ranch. It looked so pretty. “Surprise” screamed Minseok with a smile. You hugged him for doing this. An instructor came and told you about the rules of ridding and he introduced the horses that you guys were going to ride. The ride on the horse mesmerized you, everything was so beautiful. You couldn’t  ask for a better date. 

Originally posted by defbeoms

Suho: Lately Suho has been a little bit nervous about his planned date. He didn’t told you, until the day of the date. You were so excited but kind of scared because you never rode a horse before. But Suho reassured you that it is a very beautiful experience and that if anything happened he will be there to help you. You agreed and smile just making him confident about his choice. Once you guys arrived and you got instructed and meet your horse, you were getting kind of nervous but Suho keep smiling and telling you everything was going to be okay, once the ride started the beautiful meadow came on sight. Making your heart flutter a bit because of the beautiful scene in front of you. 

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Baekhyun: Baekhyun asked the guys for advice, he was trying to plan a perfect date for you guys. Most of them agreed, on the idea of taking you to a horse ride. He smiled because it sounded and looked like a cute idea. The day came and he was kind of nervous when you guys arrived at the ranch, because he never told you of the plan but he waiting  for your perfect smile to come and you did smiled at him making him more comfortable in making his decision. It was the most beautiful thing you could of ever done but in the process something wrong happened to your horse that he started to run  in the opposite direction, you screamed your head off and you were about to fall from the horse and you quickly closed your eyes embracing the fall but a pair of strong arm caught you. You quickly opened your eyes and a worried Baek would stare at you. 

Originally posted by wooyoung

Lay: “Bao’bei” he called out. “What” you came running and embraced him to a hug. He agreed to it.  “Tomorrow we are going horse riding, have you ever done it before?” he asked looking into your eyes. “No” you simply said. He will smile and say “Good” . Tomorrow came in a flash and you guys were already at the horse ranch. The instructor, informed you about the things you should and shouldn’t do and you quickly memorized it and the journey began.  The ride was so beautiful but out a sudden you guys were  in the middle of the meadow, a picnic was set out. The instructor told  you, it was set for you two to enjoy. You hopped out of the horse and Yixing came to your side and grab your hand into his and asked “What do you think?” he asked. “It’s perfect, thank you so much” you said sounding so happy and kissed his cheek. He will smile a lot from that moment on. 

Originally posted by laygion

Chen: “Y/N… do you have anything for tomorrow?” he would ask you. “What day is tomorrow?” you asked confused. “Tomorrow is Saturday” he would say. “OH…I don’t think so, why?” you would ask. “Because I want us to go to a special place” he would say looking at you for approval, you smiled confirming it is okay.  The next day came quickly as the day before, and you guys were already heading for you destination. When you arrived, you were awed as you saw the horse ranch. “I knew that this was on your bucket list, so I wanted it to make it happen” he said. You almost started to cry because of his sincere heart and mind, also because he knew that you been wanting this for years. “Ready” he asked as he took you out of the car, you nodded. You guys received the rules and quickly hopped on your assigned horses, yours was named “Skull”, Chen’s was named “Stacey” . You kind asked why your horse, was named like that but right now is better not ask. You guys started pacing your path. But when you guys were about to cross a mini river, your horse started to scream you tried to hush him but he got hysterical, and soon after he send you flying off of him. Chen witnessing all this with terror saw you fall into the ground, he quickly got out his horse and since you were unconscious, he quickly put you on his horse and took you back into the ranch and did everything in his power to make you come back to him, he took you to the nearest hospital. 

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

Chanyeol: You guys were watching a drama on the TV but suddenly when a horse ride commercial came on, you guys lit up. So you guys both nodded your heads but when you were about to ask him “Wanna do it tomorrow?” he said confirming your thoughts. “Yeah sure” you said sounding amused. You already excited for tomorrow. Tomorrow came, you guys quickly ate your breakfast and headed out as a lighting bolt from the apartment. The ride wasn’t that long but when you saw the horse ranch you face lit up like a little kid and so did Chanyeol’s. It’s been years since you haven’t rode on a horse but you are going to try your best. The instructor came and Chanyeol whispered something to his ear. But probably was asking him something. The man nodded his head and smiled at you. But quickly came on serious and said every rule and introduced you guys to the horses. You guys hopped into your designated horse and rolled away. After an hour or so, you guys came into a stop into a very beautiful meadow, there was already picnic settled with food on the floor. The flowers and the scenery looked so beautiful, that it was a lot to take in, you gasped. Suddenly a guy with a guitar came in and handed it to Chanyeol. Chanyeol instructed you to sit down and enjoy. He started to sing a song you haven’t heard at all, but when he finished he said “I’ve been writing this song for months and I haven’t had a chance to showed to you…” you smiled and got closed to him. “I loved it, everything from it and this! This is amazing” you said with so much love that you kissed him passionately, he returned it with much passion as yours. 

Originally posted by w-yixing

D.O:  “Kyungsoo, how about we do a horse ride together?” you asked. “Umm ok” he said. “How about tomorrow?” you asked. “It’s ok” he said. “How about we take the other guys” you suggested. He smiled. “That’s better, in case if anything happens we have more people” he said. “Nothing is going to happen, I’ve done it before” you said.  The next day came and you and the guys were ready to do the horse ride. You hopped on your horse and waited for the rest of the guys. The  guys were ready and waited for each and everyone to head first and you were the last. The ride was beautiful, but soon you got distracted, and went the opposite way. You arrived at a beautiful meadow and you quickly hopped off your horse in the desperation of touching the grass and stuff, you keep walking and seeing the beautiful flowers. But when you were about to leave your horse was not there anymore. “No, this can’t be happening to me” you screamed. “Horsey, horsey. Where are you?” you started to call on the horse but the horse never came and that made you desperate. You started to silently cry and to think what will happen if nobody fond you. You waited what it seemed like hours and it started to rain. “Great, just great” you said. You started to shiver a bit. You felt weird, and dehydrated  but you tried to stay alarm. “Y/N” someone cried out. “Y/N” another voiced screamed. “I am here….” you screamed. The guys came running towards you with the horses, until they fond you. “Did you know how worried we were?” Baekhyun started to say. As he said that Kyungsoo quickly came to your side but when you tried to explain, you felt dizzy and eventually fainted.  Kyungsoo would grab you and take you home as soon as possible and cook you home-cooked meals that will make you feel better.

Originally posted by kyungsuhos

Kai: Jongin looked more nervous than usual, he had a secret and you knew it, but what kind of secret was it? you asked yourself over and over. But when he told you to meet him tomorrow at a coffee, you kind of ignored it.  Tomorrow came  and you quickly got dressed and headed over to meet Jongin but instead of him waiting there, it was Baekhyun. “What are you doing here?” you asked. “Well, I am here to make my duty, you have to eat first and then I’ll take you to your destination.” he said. “Oh and no questions” he added. “Not even one?” I asked. “Nope” he said. “Fine!” you sighed. You could see from the corner of your eye that he was enjoying this. You and Baek were best friends, and he was the one that understood you the most from the rest of the guys, so you enjoyed his company. “You done” he said looking at your empty, plate. You nodded. “Okay, time to leave” he said. He guided you over to his car and opened the passenger seat like a gentle man and ran to his side. You put your seat belt on and waited for Baek. “Oh..I almost forgot. Put this on” he said handing you a sleeping blindfold. “Why?” you asked. “Because it is part of the plan, just do it, or I’ll do it for you and even tape it just so you could not see” he demanded. “Okay” you agreed as you put it on. “Good” he smiled. After couple minute drive ,the car came into an abrupt stop. You door opened and you heard Jongin’s voice “Hello, Y/N I’ve been waiting for you” he said as he reached for your hand. “Could I please take this thing off” you said. “Yes” he said. You quickly felt awed. It was your favorite place, the horse ranch. You quickly got off the car and got changed into a better clothing and rode your favorite horse. You enjoyed it so much, making you bounce happily and you thanked Jongin and kissed him, just to let him know that it meant so much for you!, that he did this. 

Originally posted by drawien

Sehun: “Agh..what to do?” you huffed. “Well, Jagi, you are not going to think of something if you stay like a couch potato” Sehun said teasing you a bit. “You know what, if you don’t have any suggestions just don’t talk okay” you said sounding annoyed. “Are you guys fighting again?” asked Chanyeol. “No!” you both screamed at the same time and you giggled. “Well I have a suggestion but I don’t know if Y/N, will like it” said Suho. “Shot okay, I won’t say anything probably I’ll like it better than just sitting here starring at our faces” you said. “True” said Baek. “Okay…Well I was thinking that we should go to a horse ranch and ride some horses down a designated path” Suho simply said. “UHHH!! That sound like a good idea” you squealed. Everyone smiled. “Okay, well let’s get ready, we’ll leave in 10 minutes” said Suho. All of you guys quickly started getting dressed. The minutes passed and you guys were already at the ranch, enjoying yourselves. You guys were already on your designated horses, and one by one of you left for the adventure, you were so excited, that you squealed every five minutes or so. But when suddenly when you gave an incorrect order to your horse, your horse started passing in the wrong direction, the guys saw you screaming and almost heading into a cliff, both Sehun and Chanyeol with the others behind ,went racing towards you. Chanyeol parked his horse in front of  making your horse to abruptly stop. When everything is okay and Sehun got off his horse and went to you, you were shaking badly and trying to control yourself, but you couldn’t, tears quickly came out of your eyes and you just wanted to go home. The guys respected your decision and the whole way back home, Sehun would be calming you down. 

Originally posted by sehunicorne

~Everything is Temporarily CLOSED.