Lana Del Rey sentence starters
  • "Look at you, looking at me."
  • "Loving you is hard, being here is harder."
  • "I don't wanna do this anymore."
  • "I can't survive if this is all that's real."
  • "All I wanna do is get high by the beach."
  • "I never bought into your bullshit."
  • "You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."
  • "Now you're just another one of my problems."
  • "I'll do it on my own."
  • "Don't need your money to get me what I want."
  • "Everyone can start again."
  • "Should have let me know that I never had a chance at all."
  • "I could never be what you wanted."
  • "I know that you're scared to death."
  • "You're afraid to love me."
  • "Our kind of love, it was once in a lifetime."
  • "It was doomed from the first time."
  • "I always fall for the wrong guy."
  • "Things that are bad always taste nice."
  • "That's what girls like me do... lose you."
  • "You're sickeningly beautiful."
  • "This kind of life wasn't meant for the good girl."
  • "That's what girls like me like - the limelight."
  • "If you should go before me then know that I always loved you."
  • "There's nobody for you but me."
  • "We make the rules."
  • "Say you want me, too."
  • "Will my forever love never come back to me?"
  • "How quickly you forget how I made you smile."
  • "I remember everything."
  • "Does she know I'm tattooed onto your heart?"
  • "She's not me."
  • "Promise I won't hurt you, kid."
  • "Baby, we were born to live fast and die young."
  • "It's a game, I don't wanna play."
  • "Never let me go."
  • "We're gonna go far, I can already taste it."
  • "I remember when I saw you for the first time, you were laughing, sparking like a new dime."
  • "Baby, it's a sweet life."
  • "It’s just another lonely day on the playground."
  • "I just wanna party, boy, I don’t wanna fight."
  • "They all know my name now."
  • "I'm not looking for true love tonight."
  • "If you want me, you know where to find me."
  • "I don't wanna get you running scared when there's no pressure there at all."
  • "I'm the sweetest girl in town so why are you so mean?"
  • "You were talking so brave and so sweet."
  • "You got away, didn't you, baby? You just turned your back on the crowd."
  • "You were famous, your heart was a legend."
  • "You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you would make an exception."
  • "We are ugly but we have the music."
  • "I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best."
  • "I remember you well, that's all, I don't even think of you that often."
  • "Let me be your dangerous girl."
  • "Its been so long since someone made me different."
  • "Even my best days without you were nothing in comparison to my worst days once I had found you."
  • "It's all happening."
  • "Pillow talk to me."
  • "I never knew I'd find somebody like you."
  • "You say it's not true, but I know how you do."
  • "I'm like a child who belongs to nobody."
  • "I wear you like my clothes, hold you close to my body."
  • "You hurt so good, you feel so bad, honey."
  • "I just want you to want me."
  • "I'm not what you want."
  • "Let's get out of this place 'cause you're starting to waste within this teenage wasteland."
  • "I'm leaving, are you coming with me?"
  • "I know that they think I've come undone."
  • "It's late, walk me home and put your hand in mine."
  • "Be my valentine."
  • "You are, by far, the brightest star I've ever seen."
  • "I never dreamed I'd be so happy that I could die."
  • "I can get you hooked on love and desire."
  • "I know what you’ve done, I can be your alibi."
  • "Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?"
  • "It's either live or die."
  • "I burnt your toast but baby, I'm still the bestest."
  • "This is not a school girl crush."
  • "This is not puppy love."
  • "I'm your leading lady."
  • "You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home."
  • "I don't wanna go."
  • "He's a sweet baby, but he looks mean."
  • "I’m America’s sweetheart tryin’ to get away."
  • "You make it hard to leave, but it’s easier for me to stay."
  • "We're not fooling anyone these days."
  • "I don't wanna stay, but I'm so afraid."
  • "It's not love what keeps me here and it's not what you want to hear."
  • "Never coming back, no matter what you do or say."
  • "I've had it up to here with the panic and the fear."
  • "There's nothing in your heart, I thought that I could make you change."
  • "We were just teenagers when we fell in love."
  • "You should never come between a woman and her dream."
  • "I was addicted to you, but I didn't know it."
  • "Put yourself on back to bed."
  • "I was addicted to you, didn't wanna blow it."
  • "You were a dick with your crew."
  • "Why can't you give it a rest?"
  • "You're not that bright for a star, burned yourself out nothing left."
  • "Death doesn't come with a warning."
  • "You should hear me sing."
  • "I know what they say about me, I know that they think I'm danger."
  • "I'll be taking drugs, doing shots, making out in parking lots."
  • "You can't stop me."
  • "Money is my saviour."
  • "Ours was the greatest love story ever told."
  • "You've got it and I want it."
  • "Doomed from the start, we met with a goodbye kiss."
  • "I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker."
  • "Now you fall asleep with another... Damn you."
  • "Remember how we used to escape for the summer?"
  • "Nothing to lose and we got messed up for fun."
  • "We went too fast, too young."
  • "Flowers in my hair and your breath smelled like whiskey, promised anywhere that I go, take you with me."
  • "If you get lonely, think of me."
  • "Living without you is like TV in black and white."
  • "When I’m around you suddenly I realize that I was blind before I saw the world through your eyes."
  • "I'm a really good girl, you a very bad guy. We're a little match made in heaven."
  • "I don't wanna know I'm wrong."
  • "If we got together, I know it would be hot."
  • "Put the radio on."
  • "My man is crazy... but I like him, in fact, I love him."
  • "I've been waiting on your love, baby, for too long now."
  • "I thought that I could change you like the others but I don't know how."
  • "It's gonna backfire."
  • "Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me."
  • "I wanna fly."
  • "I can't be with the man I love."
  • "With the rate I was going, I'd be lucky to die."
  • "You wanna watch me while I watch TV, while your touching me."
  • "We're gonna party like were running outta time."
  • "We dance like nobody's watching us and we live like we want to."
  • "I was a young girl, selfish and wild."
  • "Look at me now, I have everything."
  • "Had a face like an angel, but inside, my heart was as black as a broke movie screen."
  • "I hope you remember me like this."
  • "I don't know a thing, but of this I'm sure - there's nowhere on this Earth I'd rather be."
  • "You're beautiful, but hopeless."
  • "I think you're so cool, babe."
  • "I love you more with each and everyday."
  • "Do you think you'll love me, too?"
  • "You know I love the thrill of the rush."
  • "Play you like a game, boy."
  • "What's the thrill of the same toy?"
  • "I love you, but I don't know why."
  • "You can be the boss, daddy."
  • "You taste like the Fourth of July."
  • "You’re wrong, but you’re so much fun."
  • "Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?"
  • "I'm a party girl, and I'm just warnin' you."
  • "Do you think it's really mean that I'm only on the scene cause I want a little danger, boy?"
  • "I told you so."
  • "You know sometimes I think God's playing a little game with me, looking down from heaven, laughing, trying to see how much I can take."
  • "Nobody's had more shots at the moon and missed than me."
  • "My boyfriend says I'm like an old movie star with loneliness as my occupation."
  • "You haven't seen the best of me."
  • "You can look, but please don't touch."
  • "Everyone knows I'm a good girl."
  • "I am the baddest, you liking what you see?"
  • "You should stay away from me."
  • "We're children of the bad revolution."
  • "We're acting really tough like the world belongs to us, 'cause it does, yeah, it must."
  • "You've been pretty stupid ever since you got famous."
  • "Your friends all swear that you've changed but, I still keep it O.G."
  • "Let's go back to the basics."
  • "We were best friends, crazy and shameless in love."
  • "I'm just making up for what I never had."
  • "I was born to live fast, die young."
  • "I think we're losing what we used to have, you know?"
  • "You loved me better one year ago."
  • "I won't be all that mad if you go."
  • "You're always spending all that stupid with your band on the road."
  • "You can still come home when you want and I won't be ashamed to take you back in."
  • "It's been five nights since I heard the tone of your voice."
  • "You act like everything's alright, but we both know that it's not."
  • "You're so special."
  • "No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up."
  • "Don’t you wanna fall in love?"
  • "Sometimes I get lonely, but millions all know me now."
  • "You're the bad boy/girl that I always dreamed of."
  • "You know I was more than just a party girl."
  • "We're the broken ones."
Young and Beautiful Chapter 1 - The Magician

Type: Alternative History (AU)

Background: Ancient Egypt

CP: 12 Gods × Reader  

Warning: May contains smut  in the following chapters

(just did this on impulse. Please excuse my poor painting & writing)

The next day you woke up before dawn. Dui was still sunk in sleep, but your family and the priests were waiting in the Audience Chamber. Adjusting your wig and makeup in the mirror you entered the chamber, there you were ready to be confirmed with the key events of coronation.

“The burial can wait,” The High Priest of Amun said, “To crown Your Highness Pharaoh of Egypt is the most critical thing.” Others nodded approvingly. No objection. The result was obvious.

“When?” You asked in a flat voice.

“After five days, Your Highness,” He replied quickly. “As tradition decreed, you will walk through the city and sail to Karnak—”

“Too slow.” You cut him off, eyes scanned the room with a dignified look. “The coronation should take place the day after tomorrow. I will ride in my golden chariot to the Temple of Amun. It’s much faster.”

“This is unconventional, Your Highness!” A priest said out loud. People laid their heads together and started talking in whispers.

“Then it’s time to change. A long night is fraught with dreams and we cannot afford any risk. I’ll greet my people in the square in front of the temple after the coronation. You know what to do and how to prepare.” It was a command, not asking for opinions. The Audience Chamber fell silent. People stared at you and only found that your face was a perfect mask.

After a moment’s hesitation, the High Priest rose and bowed to you. “As you Wish, Your Highness, everything will be settled in two days.”

You nodded. Just when you were about to adjourn this meeting another priest stood and rose his question.“How about Prince Dui, Your Highness? Will he attend the coronation with you?”

Finally, you thought, they wouldn’t give up until he was murdered

Wearing an unconcernedly smile you gave him a deep look.“Of course. He is still useful to me.”

“But how?”

“Assassinate him if you want, then you’ll become the prime suspect of being the murder. Will people believe their Pharaoh and his heir died consequently within one week, just by coincidence?” He shrugged under your warning tone. No one opposed the decision since nobody would like to risk their precious lives at this sensitive time.

“Very well, this is settled. ” A faint smile spread across your face, “Then we must release our two generals from prison. Now.”

“Now? Your Highness, why the rush?”

“Washukanni was encircled by the Hittites. It sent pleas for help two days ago.” You lifted a scroll to show the vivid seal of Mitanni. They were gasping as if their eyes were burned by the thick red seal. A winged sun as well as heroes and winged geniuses fighting lions. It quietly showed that the nation was igniting into the flames of war.

“We cannot lose Mitanni. If it has fallen, then Egypt will be invaded by the Hittites. There’s no time to waste. We must fight, by relying on our greatest generals.”

“Your Highness! You can’t possibly mean—”

“General Zyglavis and Scorpio. Although they were imprisoned unjustly by my husband,” You paused, so everyone could see the seriousness in your eyes, “Still not too late to fix it.”

“But!” A young priest shouted loudly. “They were accused of rebellion against Pharaoh! Please, Your Highness, reconsider that.” His face was so red that you could easily tell that his feeling of terror and hate to the army. That might be the only thing that your husband and some of the priests had in common.

“They were accused because he wanted them accused. But I must remind you—” You lips held a flawless smile, but your gaze was cold and threatening, “The old time of Pharaoh has ended and may Osiris embrace his soul. Now the time of a new Pharaoh begins. Only remember, it’s my time.“ 

The Audience Chamber was quiet in the morning glow after the meeting. You knitted your brows in deep thought. The power of Amun’s priests should never be underestimated. It was hard for you to make a decision without considering their will. The only effective way to containing their ambitions was to get the army’s support. 

Is this a wise choice or I am inviting wolves into the house? You asked yourself but couldn’t get the answer.

The doors of the Audience Chamber suddenly opened. The generals were brought in by two guards. You stood up from your throne while the shock robbed you of speech when your vision focused on them. From Tybi to Epiphi it had been only six months. You could hardly recognize them. 

You nodded to the guards to leave. They exchanged looks and hesitated, finally left with obedience. You swiftly descended the dais. Both Zyglavis and Scorpio were ragged with the scraggly beard. You tried hard to tear your gaze away from the bruises on their body, but it couldn’t be helped. You started to imagine how harsh the prison had been to them. Shackles on their wrists. Chains at their ankles. Short whips cut their skin roughly. How could the greatest generals of Egypt have been treated like this!? 

“What have they done to you?" You were almost choking with rage. "I have given them clear orders—”

“To execute us now, in the Audience Chamber?” Zyglavis coldly snapped. His face was stern and expressionless, but there was a raging fire in his eyes. His piercing gaze sent shivers down your spine. 

“Why would I do that?”

“Your dirty tricks made me sick, filthy woman! You and that crowned bastard!! Kill me and kill me on the square, dare you wicked sneaky asshole?” Scorpio growled at you. His face was red with rage. He wouldn’t stop cursing you and grinding his teeth. 

I’m a fool, you thought, I released the most dangerous beasts out of the cage. Not one but a pair.  They could pull you down the next seconds and tore out your throat.

But you forced yourself to lift up your chin undauntedly and met his gaze. “You’ve got it all wrong, General Scorpio. Your most hated person has died. It was me who sent people to protect you from being assassinated or poisoned in that rat cage. I set you free as soon as I could and believe it or not, I would never take your life.”

“Then we should really appreciate your kindness?” Scorpio sneered. But Zyglavis advanced and asked, “Saving us from your husband’s hand, why did you do that?”

“Because Egypt needs you. Both of you. She cannot afford to lose her generals.” You walked back to your throne, grabbed the scroll, then passed it to Zyglavis. “Mitanni is at sake. It will fall if we send no reinforcements to her aid, and we all know what this mean for Egypt.

Zyglavis opened the scroll. His brow wrinkled and his mouth set. "Three days. It’s possible that Washukanni has already fallen. Then Aleppo. Ugarit. The Hittites can get to Kadesh within one month. Egypt’s borders will go defenseless. How many soldiers do we have now?”

“Five thousand men, three thousand infantry, two thousand chariots, and soldiers. But they are all here, building temples.” Your voice dropped at the last sentence.

“Then how many soldiers are there in Kadesh?” Zyglavis controlled his anger. He may look indifferently, but his clenched fists revealed that he was on the angry fringe.

“About……two hundred.” You moved your gaze to the ground. Scorpio’s face darkened in a furious scowl. His roar filled the Audience Chamber. "Two hundred!  You damn frickin bastard! That’s what you’ve done to Egypt!!“

"Please, save Mitanni! She is our loyal allies and the only buffer between the Hittites and us. We cannot surrender her to the invader without fighting. That’ll be Egypt’s greatest shame!” You cried, hands shaking and body trembling. You tried to rouse them to a sense of their mission. For a moment they didn’t say anything. You only saw your delicate white shadow in their eyes.

“I will compensate you and you can ask for everything. I will fulfill your every desire. I swear, in the name of a new Pharaoh.” You sincerely promised to them. 

Scorpio clicked his tongue. Zyglavis demanded with a significant smile, “Everything?”

“Yes, everything,” You emphasized, “Gold. Silver. Weapons. Gems.  Slaves and Pharaoh’s mistresses. Everything except the crown. " 

They exchanged glances. Then Zyglavis smirked and Scorpio laughed. Suddenly you got a bad feeling about this. They made such a perfect pair of bloodthirsty wolves.

"Tch, like we would ever want those shits. Fine.” Scorpio walked toward you, step by step. He was wearing an evil smirk. In a blink of an eye, he grabbed you around your neck, enunciating each word.

“We. Want. You.”

Dui and Krioff were just like lifesavers. If they arrived at the chamber a few seconds later your gown would probably be torn into pieces - but they had no awareness of that. Krioff’s eyes widened as soon as he saw Scorpio and Zyglavis. He dashed to their side. You could tell their sheer joy of reunion. An impassioned small coterie. It was impossible for someone to drive a wedge between this trio.

“__, I can’t believe that you set them free! Thank you!” Dui held your hands. He was truly happy for them since they were the best friends of Krioff.

“It’s for Egypt.” You smiled, “Shall we return to my chamber and leave them alone?”

“Sure. Let’s. ” He didn’t let go when he started walking back. A delicate flush of pink came into your cheek. Dui always did such sweet little things in a natural way to you. 

You walked out of the Audience Chamber while chanting with him. You mentioned the coronation, then flashed him a sweet smile, “I’ll give you a surprise on that day. A big one.”

But you didn’t sense that someone was staring at you from the behind - Zyglavis, Scorpio, and Krioff - They were watching you leave like the beasts of prey.

The night was your favorite time of a day. After a hot bath, Helena used jujube oil to remove Kohl and red ochre from your face. She mixed moringa oil with jasmine essence, applied it thoroughly to your skin and gently massaged your body. Under her velvet touch, you moaned with deep satisfaction. In front of your bed was Aigonorus, your harpist, sitting with his six-stringed harp in golden aloofness. The more dexterously he plucked at the strings, the more mellifluously he sang.

But tonight was different. Court ladies filled your chamber. On the table, there were seven jeweled crowns, dazzling and magnificent. You touched the Pshent crown, imagined wearing it on your head.  “Like being a crested ibis.” You raised your brow and the ladies around you giggled. 

“Time for magic." Tauxolouve walked in with his signature flirtatious smile. When you were in doubt, he was summoned. 

Women's eyes twinkled when he appeared and their murmur grew louder with excitement. He was always beautiful, in an androgynous way.

"Is my artist bringing something to please me?” You looked him over with a smile. He was glittery from top to toe: A golden circlet elaborated with facet gem tassel. An oversized amethyst pendant was sparkling above his eyebrows, emphasizing his slender dark brown eyes. He wore a golden belt with amethyst and a purple short kilt. It would make another man look too feminine if they dressed like that. 

“I shall never put disappointment in those most beautiful eyes, for they are born to be blazed with happiness." Tauxolouve smiled at you enigmatically. Then he slowly uncovered the lilac linen. 

A flat-topped crown, a modius, appeared in his hands.  

You gasped at the stunning splendor of the modius. The color was a shimmering peacock blue with a diadem band looped around, embroidered with gold. The beauty of it was without equal, beyond time and space. 

"That’s just what I want.” You took it, delicate fingers ran across the coiled golden asp, “The only crown I will wear in my coronation.”

Tauxolouve made a beautiful bow. “My great honor, Your Highness,” Putting his right hand over his heart he smiled, “Then I’ll have to shave your glistening jet black hair for it." 

Kinktober Fic Challenge Day 26: Mentor/student

Overwatch, Reaper76, SEP slow burn part 6 (find the series here, or I’m posting the finished versions on AO3)

This is why Gabriel never tries to talk about this.

What a waste of a good kink prompt.  Angst and…PG for a lot of swearing, I guess?


Jack is huddled barefoot in sweatpants on the sofa with a blanket across his shoulders and a styrofoam cup of cocoa from the commissary cradled in his big hands.  

Gabriel kicks the door shut behind him and tries to ignore the little flip his heart does at the sight. “You look like the world’s biggest 10 year old.”

Bright blue eyes flick up at him and then go back to watching the steam drift up from his cocoa.  “Shut up.”  His cheeks are a bit pink.  Gabriel grins.  He kind of loves the way Jack’s complexion won’t let him hide anything.

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anonymous asked:

Ouma hates his body's appearance due to his injuries from his past abuse (bruises, cuts, burns, etc.) and due to the fact his body looks like that of a child. As a result, he tries to make sure his entire body is covered while in front of other people (refuses to swim and showers in the middle of the night). He can't even manage to wear a short-sleeved shirt in front of others because he hates the injuries on his arms and how weak his arms look.

I need to make a note of fics that I know need sequels… Lik this one probs does… but unless someone reminds me in the askbox, I’ll forget… so, remind me in the askbox if you want more of this one or that other one I said I was gonna continue… Oh yeah, the one with the drugs and Ouma… Hmm… Maybe I’ll do that one next… =3=;; ah, but the next prompt is fun too…. nnggghhh… anyways, enjoy this one! 030 

Hidden Away

Ouma grumbled grumpily to himself as he snuck out in the middle of the night, towel in hand as he quietly stomped towards the showers.

It was a hectic day caused by none other than the mischief-maker herself, Angie Yonaga. She had brought buckets of paint to lunch and had declared she wanted to make a Last Supper-style portrait with all of the students. This, obviously, ended up with everyone dripping in paint and coated with food. Everyone had immediately gone to the showers to lean off the gunk, well, everyone except Ouma. When questioned why, Ouma had just said with a sneer, “I don’t shower with peasants, obviously!”

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raisesomehale  asked:


The first time it happens, Stiles is too angry to pay it much mind. It’s not his fault. Derek gets in his face, shoves all his stubbly goodness and idiotic martyr esque self righteous earnest annoyingness at Stiles, and… Stiles has a reaction. 

It’s normal, okay?

He’s nineteen, and Derek’s less of a holy fuck, I hate your guts, you ruin my life and stop staring at me like you’re going to eat me kind of character in Stiles’ life; and more of a you’re not so bad when you’ve got candy, or you’re laughing at my expense, but I forgive you because it’s nice to see kind of one. He’s Derek. He snores when he falls asleep on Stiles’ bed at college. He drinks soda, and burps. He actually kept the Spiderman alarm clock Stiles gave him for Christmas. Sure, he’s a hottie, and sure, Stiles has thought about him accidentally once or twice in the shower. But, it’s Derek! Derek. He’s not— This is— fine. It’s fine. 

This is rational. The situation was intense. Stiles hadn’t been expecting his favorite diner waitress to actually be a succubus. They’d barely sat down, Stiles had only just begun introducing his grumpy ass friend to her, when he’d been rudely interrupted by Derek yelling, “Dammit, Stiles,” and Mindy punching Derek in the face. It had all been very dramatic. Trust Derek to ruin dinner, and take Stiles’ favorite diner away from him in one night. Not to mention get himself thrown through a window, and still somehow come flying back in to prevent Stiles from losing any limbs.

He just has to be the god damn savior of the day.

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100 Goals for 2015 /life advice
  • 2. Yes, you can keep your room clean for longer than 45 hours - make it to 240 by March
  • 3. Take a shower when you need to - not after
  • 4. Remember their birthday
  • 5. FLOSS
  • 6. Don't wear the same jeans for a week
  • 7. GET THAT 80 IN SPANISH YOU CAN DO IT! [90 by June?]
  • 8. Be honest with your friends
  • 9. Get better
  • 10. Write that down - you are human, not a robot. Believe me you won't remember that later
  • 12. Fill a whole sketchbook
  • 13. Take more photos - less selfies
  • 14. But, don't be afraid to take a selfie. Your hair looks good? Eyeliner on point? New top? TAKE A SELFIE YOU HAVE A VERY NICE FACE
  • 15. Don't be afraid to ask for help
  • 16. Pray everyday [every other is a good start]
  • 17. Shake it off - no need to get worked up about something that wont matter later
  • 18. Get a job? Maybe? Just a suggestion?
  • 19. Spend less time on the internet. Yes, we have six months of winter - THAT DOESNT MEAN SPEND THEM ALL ON THE INTERNET ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
  • 20. You have a family, act like it
  • 22. Your life does not revolve around homoerotic fanfiction
  • 23. Water the bamboo
  • 24. Pitch in more around the house - or at least try
  • 25. Fix your computer
  • 26. Get your homework done ASAP
  • 27. You're aloud to say no
  • 28. The LRT station stairs do not count as exercise
  • 29. Watch your words
  • 30. Stop losing things
  • 31. Spend less time in the bathroom
  • 32. Stop showering with your phone, you can go without her for 15 minutes.
  • 34. Worship team - ask about joining
  • 35. Smile more
  • 36. Say something you turnip, it's not like they're gonna be mad at you for liking their hair!
  • 37. Expand your vocabulary and use words properly
  • 38. Read more material books
  • 39. Keep your nails clean
  • 40. Wash your face you filthy animal
  • 41. Go to sleep before 3am
  • 42. Don't pull an accidental tumblr all-nighter
  • 43. Drink more tea
  • 44. Take a walk in a different direction
  • 45. Tell your mum first
  • 46. Learn to curl your hair
  • 47. Practice piano more often
  • 48. It's okay that you're behind on OUAT - just don't let him finish before you reach season 2 okay?
  • 49. Christmas music should be special - refrain from blasting it in July
  • 50. Make more lists, lists are cool
  • 51. Perfect your multitasking
  • 53. Find more variety in your breakfast choices
  • 54. Stop putting yourself down
  • 55. Read more of the Bible - it's actually pretty interesting
  • 56. Ignorance is annoying - google it
  • 57. Say thank you more often
  • 58. Stop yelling at him
  • 59. Stop getting popcorn when you can't eat it
  • 60. Drop random anonymous asks to beautiful people
  • 61. Buy something online
  • 62. Don't get so flustered about things you have no need to be flustered about
  • 63. You might be funny, I don't know YOU DONT SAY HALF THE FUNNY THINGS YOU THINK OF
  • 64. Eat your crusts - you're 14 not 4
  • 65. Get your learners, you'll want it later
  • 66. stop doing the thumb snap point thing
  • 67. Go to the concert you plum
  • 68. Stop judging people
  • 69. *snickers* STOP IT THATS LAME
  • 70. Your mum's usually right
  • 71. Spend more time with your dad - he's actually pretty cool
  • 72. Stay focused
  • 73. Make more plans - you legiterally have nothing stopping you
  • 74. Except youth, always go to youth
  • 75. Dust your dresser and keep it organized
  • 76. If it doesn't fit don't buy it
  • 77. Wander into the mens section - buy something
  • 78. Don't be afraid to sing
  • 79. Sing more often actaully
  • 80. SING ALL THE DAMN TIME but shut up when you should
  • 81. Eat more vegetables - those things are good
  • 82. Connect with old friends via facebook/ig
  • 83. Make yourself known
  • 84. Stop eating over your laptop
  • 85. Pick your crap up and put it away
  • 86. Take your wallet with you
  • 88. Steady your hand - learn to take better pictures
  • 89. Its okay to be childish sometimes
  • 90. Know that time continues and that's okay you need to walk right along beside it
  • 91. Make more references
  • 92. Use your agenda - its collecting dust
  • 93. Go a whole day writing in lower case
  • 94. Improve your spelling
  • 95. Stop yelling at inanimate objects
  • 96. Use the blender
  • 97. Keep your locker organized
  • 98. Wear more sweaters
  • 99. You own ONE article of orange clothing
  • 100. Survive