Saying there’s no proof of HL together or even living together but ignoring: looks, touches, hugs, kisspers, whispers, body language, domesticity, protectiveness, supportiveness, dream team, interactions, finishing each other’s sentences, always knowing what the other is thinking of or is about to say, jealousy, body language when the other one’s PR relationships are brought up, fond, living situation, when we’re home, house in L.A., the fucking giddiness when they so much as look at each other, the bubble when they only focus on each other, Louis looking for Harry when he doesn’t know where he disappeared, Harry looking for Louis when he doesn’t know where he went, coordinating their fucking wee breaks on 2 hr long concerts, where’s Harry where’s Louis gone, even as young as you are, sharing clothes, jeans, t-shirts, etc, their reaction to rings-engagement-marriage topics, the being MIA at the same time and reappearing on the same day for years, the being sick at the same time while every other band member is healthy, the blue and green, the bandana, the sharing cars, sharing hotel rooms, having the same friends, the mirroring, the tattoos, those fucking tattoos, the song lyrics???, like helloooo, the lyric changes, the throat lozenge, the we’re both kinda generous with each other, the we kind of share that really, the good lad good lad nice lil body, the fucking aimh tweet, and the family’s reaction when it beat Obama’s, the paris imterview, the video diaries, the turning away to hide his smile Tomlinson because he was so gone, the Script concert, the jumping in your arms because our band got formed, their tweets to each other, the way Louis tweeted at the asscrack of dawn about something English then disappeared for mia days, the serenading, the kicking away water bottles so you don’t fall face down, the bringing a new water bottle because i see yours is empty, the hey cutie have a nacho, the serenading, the watching each other on the big screens, the goofing around in the monitors, the other boys’ outing them, their OWN moms outing them, their own family outing them, their own friends outing them, their own co-workers outing them, other celebrities outing them, how the whole fucking world knows about them, their same habits in everything, they are legit morphing into the same person, the nicknames they use, the orbiting on stage, the secret touches, the sign language, the meal, the left and right sides respectively tattooed then used in bed for example, the fucking little spoon information, the lipbiting when looking at the other one when he’s not watching, the bruises, the innuendos, the horse rider, the he has one, the salt and vinegar, the fucking bears, the denials being a joke, the receipts, home, if i could fly, strong, happily, don’t let me go, something great, the fucking narrative, the fucking no pic of them for years and only them, and this became a long list and it’s way more than you ever wished for.
But you put all this firm and long theory into all kinds of unrealistic challenges and it is ridiculous, really.
You are in situations in your life constantly when you have to make decisions, you look up at the sky 400000 times your life and you are making immediate assumptions when seeing dark clouds and making a logical deduction SHIT IT’S GONNA RAIN.
This list I put here is the longest fucking rainstorm with clouds so dark that the only thing darker is the brain of those people who are still in denial.
i feel like podcasts have the least amount of discourse because legit everything is left up to interpretation of the listener and we all sort of come to silent agreements on things and don’t shout at each other because we love each other
♤ HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY XIAO MIAN YANG YIXING
♤ XING DAY
♤ MY YIXING’S BIRTHDAY
♤ S CR EAMIN G
♤ what has the world done to be blessed with this angel
♤ literal angel
♤ type of kid to stop walking, take his waterbottle, and water a public tree
♤ like “the tree’s thirsty” he’s holy
♤ also constantly helps the staff n crew like ily
♤ we should all be an yixing
♤ loves buttocks
♤ has a weird idea of greetings
♤ but since it’s yixing we’ll accept it
♤ he’s always looking spaced out which is v cute
♤ but sometimes u gotta wonder is he okay lol
♤ also scared of birds
♤ WOAH PLEASE NO
♤ P LEASE N O HUANG BO GE GE
♤ WO HEN PA CE (i’m so scared of birds :))
♤ p rec i o us
♤ but lay is a different story
♤ b ad ass boy
♤ doesn’t give a shit
♤ hip thrusts to no end
♤ which is slightly concerning
♤ likes to give sexy glares
♤ resting sad face
♤ either that or he’s tired probably the latter
♤ see twO DIFFERENT PEOPLE
♤ to no end
♤ guys hint if anything goes wrong just aiyowei
♤ everything will be fine
♤ basically an exclamatory particle okay
♤ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY
♤ yixing is a tree
♤ TA XIAO WO !!! (he’s laughing at me!!)
♤ stop interrupting yixing’s singing gOD
♤ where can i order an yixing christmas tree?? no, i’m not asking for a “friend”
♤ LAYHAN ISN’T DEAD
♤ IT ISN’T DEAD
♤ THEY’RE SILLY BROTHERS
♤ SM FIGHT ME FOR YIXING’S FREEDOM TO BE FRIENDS W LUHAN
♤ OR ANYONE LET HIM LIVE THE WAY HE WANTS TO
♤ also to the agent who didn’t pay yixing’s tickets fUCK YOU
♤ also antis y’ALL BETTER LEAVE MY BOY ALONE WHAT HAS HE DONE
♤ honestly i will fight sm let my boy be a boy
♤ who’s half dumb bc he’s either tired or on too many drugs
♤ either way protect this sexy fluffy boy
♤ xiao zhu stop harassing yixing on go fighting
♤ i feel like yixing on go fighting shows a whole cuter side of him
♤ cough cough a naked yixing
♤ triple cough cough cough an yixing taking a piss mm
♤ constantly looks so so so so cute and precious and his bros are the best
♤ except honglei stop stealing his gold okay i won’t forgive u yet
♤ also when he fell in the water and u could see his “koko bop” hahaha
♤ his hair on go fighting for some reason always looks cute
♤ yixing x go fighting = B IN GE
♤ someone save him
♤ have i mentioned yixing’s vocals are
♤ that’s an understatement but fight me
♤ how is he that gifted
♤ like little yixing singing is cute
♤ now yixing singing is cutER AH
♤ and his dancing is no JOKE MAN
♤ DON’T THINK THIS IS A JOKE DUDE IT’S SERIOUS TOPIC
♤ YIXING IS LEGIT EVERYTHING NOT KIDDING
♤ every ship yixing is in is canon okay
♤ it’s just a fact at this point
♤ with all that butt touching how could you deny it
♤ like um ???????
♤ THERE’S NO DENYING
♤ THAT THE BOY
♤ IS ACTUALLY A
♤ beautiful member of the numerous exo ships which date back to 2012.
♤ like look at the gif above how could you not believe me
♤ AN ANGEL
♤ what a silly boy
♤ cute lil child that just
♤ melts your heart
♤ do you know how hard it is being an yixing stan
♤ INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT
♤ see us xingmi don’t just think of yixing but have many resources to stare
♤ such as go fighting which is literally the death of all yixing stans
♤ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR FOR SEASON 4
♤ fuck off i need to see yixing wet his pants again on a regular basis stfu
♤ honestly this boy is my ult bias for a reason bc he’s just so silly
♤ and he’s so caring i wanna be as pure and loving as him help me
♤ like an actual inspiration i love him so much
♤ he had such a big impact on my life and i thank him for that :’)
♤ THIS LITTLE LAMB I SWEAR
♤ he’s the sun literally
♤ sometimes he’s a bit silly (stupid) i know but still
♤ YOU CAN’T DENY THE LOVE FOR HIM
♤ EVERY EXO STAN HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR OUR LIL YIXING
♤ and if u don’t you haven’t noticed it yet
Cris, do you ever think of those Blind Gossip articles (I know, they’re trash, but can be a pr tool) that came out both about L and his self hatred and H with his pride, as well as E bearding for a year to “help” and feel like that is actually their playbook kind of? For some reason I thought of them today and they feel like what we’re going through in a way. And they all basically covered Simon’s butt. And acknowledged H and L could “get back together happily” once L gets himself together.
Oh yeah, I’ve long thought (and said so to some folks before the concert Monday) that the story when they come out (eventually) will be that they split up at some vague point during the band (I doubt they’ll be specific) and thus imply that everything we saw was legit (i.e. Harry & Louis’ gf’s, Louis thinking the baby was his), but then they got back together and all is well.
Basically implying that the Houis theory was the real story because it covers all of their asses, most especially Simon Cowell & Syco’s.
It sucks, but at the same time, I don’t care what story they tell, just free them!
AUTHOR’S NOTE; I didn’t know how much fluff you wanted or if you wanted them to be a couple or friends? I also didn’t know if you wanted smut or not so I just added a little bit because it fit into the story that was going on in my head. I didn’t want to add a lot and you be like “umm I didn’t ask for that.” I hope this was to your liking and I hope it’s ok.
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND SMUT.
“Bottoms up, Bottoms up, UP! Hey what’s in ya cup. Got a couple bottles! but a couple ain’t enough.” You sang loudly over the stereo while pouring your next glass of alcohol into one of your favorite cups. You’d be lying to yourself if you said you weren’t already slightly tipsy, but you hadn’t drank enough to drown out the misery just yet.
2 years you had been in a relationship with the same man, 2 years you had been faithful to him and 2 years you had sacrificed for him only to have him cheat on you in the end.
The trivial task of tidying up your apartment was the only barrier you had against your looming emotions of grief, but ever so slowly you began to notice that even cleaning wasn’t going to block out the pain much longer. So you decided to introduce a little anarchy to the mix by adding alcohol which seemed to do the trick just fine, but being tipsy wasn’t enough. You needed more.
Distant feelings of unease plagued your chest and you could feel the tears stringing at the brim of your eyelids, but you refused to fall apart. Your now ex-boyfriend was not worth the tears or the heart ache, but you couldn’t figure out what you hated worse; the break up or the fact that you felt like your time wasted. For 2 years you were the dutiful girlfriend only to have him cheat on you with someone who wasn’t even half of what you were. Son of a bitch.
[HI!!!!!! This is SO fucking long and it barely even covers this prompt WHICH IS AMAZING. And thats why I’m going so crazy lol. Soooo. I hope you like it?? Been working on it hard, and I have some goooood fun plans for it so I hope you enjoy so I can actually get to the juicy stuff… :) So obviously I mean this is going to be at least 2 more parts XD So hope you like it ;.;
Note: SPOILERS IN THIS SECTION!!! —- *This is set over a year AFTER the events of Kingsman: The Golden Circle. With that in mind it is a FIX IT. So Tilde is not in the picture, Harry is back and Merlin AND ROXY ARE ALIVE FIGHT ME!!!!!*
Pairing: Eggsy x Reader - OC’s, references to Harry/Merlin/Rox, etc/eventual entry of characters.
Words: 4.2k … I told you… hella long XD
Warnings: cursing, I can’t really think of what else but if something bothers you lmk and I will update this section!
All you ever wanted was to have a normal life and a normal family… Just to be able to go to school like the other kids. To have friends, play a sport or maybe even try your hand at theatre. But you learned pretty quick that having anything resembling ‘normal’ wasn’t going to happen.
Not with a life like yours… not with a family like yours.
Although what you had wasn’t really a family so much as it was your father and his goons— but it was all the same: you were stuck. Stuck somewhere you never wanted to be, in a life you didn’t choose and saying you were miserable didn’t begin to cover it.
You were miserable and then some, but you’d gotten a bit better at hiding it over the years. Wasn’t hard considering you’d spent your entire life being homeschooled, hardly ever seeing dad or well, anyone. You also never had a real job because he had plenty of money and friends were hard to come by. Dating? Yeah, that was completely out of the question… but you made due, you always made due.
You did so because it’s what mom would have wanted. You couldn’t always see that though and for awhile there you fought it, and boy did you fight it hard. Tried your best to rebel, to have a life outside of this shit your father called living, and it wasn’t until he drug you back kicking and screaming that you decided it just wasn’t worth it.
But just because you accepted it didn’t mean you understood it… and really you didn’t.
okay hear me out- Steve Harrington becomes a famous hairdresser, like celebs are dying to have him, and he even has his own line of hair products, his most famous being Hair Spray (which is probably called something like “hair”ington spray or something silly but says it’s his)
After Steve graduated high school, he still wasn’t sure what he wanted to do with his life or his future. So he decides to take the route of working for his dad, to live comfortably, but he knew by what he has seen and know about it is that he wouldn’t really be happy working there, especially for the rest of his life.
so one day, Steve notices an ad on the paper that his father was reading during breakfast. It was an Ad for a beauty school in Atlanta. It perked Steve’s interest because he had thought I’m pretty damn good at doing my hair and how hard could it be to do someone elses? I did Dustin’s hair for the Snow ball…
So he goes to work that day, but the ad was still stuck in his mind as he worked. The moment he gets home, the first thing Steve does is grab the newspaper ad and takes it up to his room to make a few phonecalls.
Anyway, after a couple of phone calls Steve thinks yeah I’m going to do this, I’m going to go to go to Beauty School and become a hairdresser and all that good stuff. Steve gets into the school, after sending letters, and stuff like that and keeps it a secret until he knows for sure he got in. He also had a buddy who lived in Atlanta and was willing to let him stay there.
His father hadn’t been too happy to hear he was quiting to go to beauty school, there might’ve been a fight- but Steve was deadset on going. So he leaves, and has pretty much a hard time because it wasn’t really what he expected. There were times where he thought that doing this was a mistake and wondering how his dad would react if he came back asking for a job or how Dustin might sing to him Beauty School Dropout from Grease every time he saw him (how he knew that movie was beyond Steve)
Steve decides to stay because of the support from the kids back in Hawkins, Nancy and Jonathan too. They were just really happy that Steve was becoming passionate about something.
Steve graduates top of his class and everyone is there cheering him on. And he returns to Hawkins and opens up his own salon. The salon got famous real quick in Hawkins because Steve Harrington owns a salon? Steve had to quickly find some other hairdressers to help him out when all appointments were full.
Steve does his family’s hair for free, and his friends. He did Max’s and Eleven’s hair for prom and did Dustin’s hair for free too even though Dustin was probably a pro at doing his own hair now. There had been a waitlist full of high school girls before prom too and Steve wondered how he could get through all of them.
It was Joyce who Steve gave a free haircut to who suggested that Steve should think about making a name for himself in this industry because he was so good. Steve didn’t know where to start, he just loved doing what he was doing but the thought still lingered in his mind.
somehow, Steve’s salon got put out there and there were people, specifically women, from other cities dying to get their hair done by him. And soon, his name was being said in all places when someone asked another person where they should get their hair done and it reached to famous celebrities as well.
Steve was honored when he got a phonecall asking him to do a famous actresses hair, but he was just really nervous he’d mess it up. The actress had encouraged him, and told him to do her hair he would think is best. He was scared half to death, but when he did it, the actress was extremely happy with the result and had gotten many compliments on their hair, and that’s when Steve Harrington was starting to become famous and most wanted hairdresser between celebrities.
He still lived in Hawkins, but he did move around a lot. People were disappointed that they couldn’t get an easy appointment with him anymore, but when he came back his salon was always still open.
Soon, Steve opened up his own line of hair products that became such a big hit. He had sent a complete set to everyone back in Hawkins, and he even got put on the cover of a magazine once as the Best Hairdresses (do they do that now they do)
So yeah, steve being a hairdresser is legit everything to me and i need it to be canon. feel free to add onto this i would die