EVEN MY MOM SAID IT

anonymous asked:

what did you end up naming your puppy

Luna!! I wanted to name her halsey but my dad said it was dumb even if my sister n mom lowkey liked it

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Everything is so askew இ﹏இ’’’

my mom is making wait to dye my hair strawberry blonde for a yes or no from bestbuy for a job

w h y i a l r e a d y a s k e d i f i c o u l d

kawaiipickle asked:

Me! Me! I want one! Ok, so - Homin (i know, so surprising...), prompt: 'you look a lot like my good friend so I ran up behind you and grabbed your ass with both hands in front of everyone I’m so sorry' AU \o/ pretty pls with cherry on TOP

“Got you!”, Yunho shouts, his hands grabbing the the ass of his friend he just saw walking by in the croud of students, and he’s already used to the weird stares he’s getting for grabbing Donghoon’s butt or Donghoon grabbing his (at least they had an original friend greeting). He grins, and wants to ask if his friend had already finished that ricidulous essay, when he turns his head and Yunho notices that those very nice asscheeks he’s still cupping actually don’t belong to his friend, but the freshman. Or rather, THE freshman, the one whose lips he imagined wrapped around his dick when he jacked off in the shower a few hours ago. With one of the hands he has on his butt.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry!!!”, Yunho all but squeaks loudly and rips his hands away from the freshman’s ass. “I thought you were Donghoon and we usually grab each other’s butt when we sneak up on the other, oh my god, I’m so sorry!”, he continues rambling under the scrutinizing glare of the tall man with those damn chapped lips. “If you grab my ass without my permission once more I will sue you for sexual harassment.”, the freshman says with an icy voice. “But, uhm, so you would theoretically consent on having your ass grabbed by a guy?”

The freshman rakes his eyes down and up again Yunho’s body, smirks and says: “I could be persuaded” he leans in to Yunho until he feels the hot puff of the other man’s breath against his ear, his scent clouding his mind because the freshman smells just so good (a bit sweet and earthy in a way it somehow works) “but actually I usually prefer to be the one doing the grabbing.” When Yunho gets his brain back working he sees the freshman walking away. “I’m Yunho!”, he shouts. All the other students stare at him again, but it’s totally worth it when the freshman turns his head and does a small wave.

send me a pairing & an AU setting and I’ll write you a 3 paragraph fic :)

OH MY GOD MY DAD IS WHITE AND MY MOM IS FILIPINA AND MY DAD WAS EATING HER SOUP AND HE SAID “THIS IS KIND OF SPICY” EVEN THO IT RLY WASNT ?? SO MY MOM SAID “OH, I FORGOT YOU ARE A WHITEY”

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It’s so hard visiting home sometimes…. They all talk about what they do throughout the year and absolutely everything does not include you.

What are we doing for your birthday this year? My mom asks my brother. It’s next month. I won’t be here. My birthday was two months ago. No one did anything. Oh sure I got a call from home and my eyes lit up… But my mom even said she’d just give me my present when I come home in August. I got adult coloring books and pens. Thank you.

I’m not upset about it. But it hurts when I miss out on so much.
Birthdays
My sis-in-law’s baby shower
Her birth
The first few months of the baby’s life…

I want to be here for it all. Is it fair? Am I doing what I should to be a part of a family. My family. How can this be both fair and completely unfair at the same time.

I’m here at my brother’s place. And it is so transient… I will leave soon and I won’t come back for a long time…

But what about what I’m doing? Does it matter? I’m happy making money, teaching, traveling… But what life am I missing out on that should be very important..

anonymous asked:

Tips on where to hide lifted stuff from your parents?

it seriously depends on how big what you’re trying to hide is and how nosy/observant they are. Like my lifting bag (that I lifted) is literally on my floor in plain view. It took my mom 2 weeks to even question it, and I said “oh I’ve had it for a while” and she LITERALLY said “oh yeah, I think I was with you when you bought it” lmao

But generally I’d say mix it in with the stuff you already own and it should be fine. Like makeup and stuff just don’t bring extra attention to the new thing, same with clothes. If your parents ask, you can say either:

  • you got it from a friend/they bought it
  • you’ve had it for a while
  • you bought it the last time you went out shopping solo

if it’s things like home decor, that’s a bit harder considering if you’re actually using it, it’s very in your face but you could use the other options like you just bought it or got it from a friend.

I’m not the best person to ask tbh because I could land a plane in front of my mother and she wouldn’t notice so I’m not really used to hiding haha