history should be apolitical. when the facts change, your opinion should change. if the fact is that aboriginal populations decreased by 96% between 1788 and 1920, there should be no room for discussion about “humane colonisation”. genocide is not humane. that is it. that is all of it.

Night on the town, part 9

Pairing: Leonard McCoy x Reader

Word Count: 2699

Warnings: Angst and language

Part 1  part 2  part 3 part 4  part 5  part 6 part 7  part 8

To say that your grandfather was surprised at the announcement was an understatement.  It took him several minutes to finally make a sound. Thankfully, he was supportive and delighted that he would have a great-grandchild in the near future.  However, you could tell there was the underlying point of Leonard he was thinking about.  While he had never met him, he felt like he knew the man.  You had talked so much about him and how he was such a good man, it was obvious that you loved him.  He felt that Leonard should know about the baby.  That perhaps could heal some of the pain that was burning a hole in you both.  There was so much pain built inside you right now you were unsure of when or if you could tell Leonard about the baby.  You were still in shock, truth be told.  The signs were there all along and you are a doctor you should have seen them first. It had not been until you ran for the bathroom after landing in Maine had you realized what the cause had been. It was just a tricorder wave later and you were correct.  A little life made from love growing inside you.

You still loved Leonard; there was no doubt of it.  As you were certain he loved you as well.  Nevertheless, there was no choice between his daughter and you.  It would not be fair for you to force him to choose, not that you wanted to.  You preferred having everyone together but Joanna hated you and it was something that could not be avoided right now.  That was something to think about another time.  Now you had to decide what you were going to do.  Could you go back to the Enterprise, work beside Leonard day in and day out as you grew his child, and not be together?  Did you want to raise your baby on a starship like that? It hurt thinking of it.  

Two days later, just three days since you had been home your transmitted your resignation to Jim.  It had to go to him first before it would be passed on to Starfleet Command.  At the end of the crew’s leave, you would start looking for a job in a hospital or somewhere close by so that you could live with your grandfather.  You needed something close to the little family you had left so you had some support raising the baby on Earth.  The decision had finally been made when on the third day you knew that Leonard did not intend to contact you.  Not only did he let you walk out the door but also he had not made one attempt at contact.  Maybe it was for the best.  At least that it what you tried to tell yourself as you transmitted the request.


There was so much more going on in the world that you did not know.  Especially down in Georgia where Margaret was berating Leonard daily about how he needed to go chase you down and get on his knees begging for forgiveness.  He had thought about it many times.  You were on his mind constantly and he did not know how to reconcile that with the anger Joanna had for you.  There was no doubt in his mind that you would never have hurt Joanna but you were right that he would question it if his daughter had said it.  How could he not?  She was his daughter.

At first, Joanna was ecstatic that her plan worked.  You were out of the way and she had her dad all to herself.  In her mind now, he would be happy just to have her around and they could spend all their time together.  It never occurred to her that she would be going back to her mother soon and leaving her dad alone, once more.  At least not until she saw him crying on the porch the night you left. In as long as she could remember she had never seen him cry.  Well not like this.  He cried whenever it was time for Joanna to go home with her mom but the crying now was different.  It was as though someone died.

“Dad?  You okay?”  Leonard sat up straight wiping his face quickly trying to hide the tears.  He voice cracked as he answered.  Clearing his throat quickly, he tried to sound like everything was fine.

“Yeah…  I’m fine baby.”  She knew he was lying.  As she walked towards him, she frowned with a tinge of hurt.

“No you aren’t.  Is it because [Y/N] left?  You don’t need her dad.  You got me.”  Joanna tried to show him the good side of it.  He sniffed, wiping his face again with a quiet laugh.

“Yeah I have you kid. Right up until your mom comes to get you.  And we go back to only seeing each other through transmissions until she lets me get some time with you again.  I’m not sure why you don’t like her, Joanna.  You never gave her a chance to show you how amazing she is.  She was so nervous to meet you and afraid you wouldn’t like her.  [Y/N] is a good person and I love her so much.  But doesn’t matter now.”  Leonard shocked her as he stood up and walked off.  He had never done that before.  Now there was guilt growing inside her and she did not like it.


Across the country Jim was seated at one of the old bar hangouts nursing a beer.  He was remembering all the good times and a few of the not so good times, he had there in the past.  Iowa, while it was technically home, was not feeling so much like it anymore.  Jim was bored out of his mind and alcohol could only do so much.  He paid his tab before heading back to his mom’s house. At some point, he thought it would be wise to get a place of his own, especially for times like this when he really had nowhere else to go but here.

Jim’s mom kissed his cheek as he walked back in.  “Jimmy, there is something going off in your room.  It has been alerting for the past few hours.”  He frowned as he walked towards the back of the house, hearing the alert as he entered the room.  There only alerts he should be receiving were emergent alerts.  Everything else could wait until he got back to the ship. Picking up the PADD, he read over the request.  You were resigning, not only from the Enterprise, but also from Starfleet.  He through the PADD down on the bed, angrily.

“What the…  Oh hell no.  That’s not happening.” What happened in the short time on leave that you were leaving Starfleet and Leonard?  Jim needed to know for himself because he sure as hell was not going to let you leave without an explanation.  He packed up quickly and headed towards Georgia.  Good thing he remembered how to get to the McCoy place.  Within a few hours, he was standing on the porch banging on the front door.  “Bones, [Y/N], you home?”

Margaret open the door with a relieved smile.  “Oh James I am so glad you are here.  Go talk some sense into that man.”  Dread started to build in his stomach.

“What sense am I talking into Bones?  It got something to do with [Y/N]’s resignation I received this morning?”  She nodded, moving to make way to let him in. “Where is [Y/N]?”

“She left a few days ago. Went home to Maine with her family. Leonard is…  He is a mess James.  You have to talk to him.”  Margaret led Jim out towards the pasture in the back.  Leonard was watching Joanna ride one of the horses.  He looked worse than Jim had ever seen him.  Margaret nodded towards the pair before walking back into the house.

“Want to tell me why I got a resignation request this morning from [Y/N]?”  Jim’s voice startled Leonard, but was even more startled at what he said.  Turning to look at the man, he had to hold back to keep from crying.

“She resigned?  From the Enterprise?”  Jim shook her head pulling the PADD out of his bag and handing it to Leonard.

“No from Starfleet. Bones… What the hell happened? You just asked her to marry you. Did she change her mind and take off? What the hell man?”  Leonard looked down at the ground, unable to bring himself to look at Jim.  

“She knew she would lose against Joanna.”  He said it just above a whisper.

“What do you mean ‘lose against Joanna?’  [Y/N] wanted to meet her.  Damn if I didn’t listen to it many times about how she wanted the meeting to be perfect and how she couldn’t wait for you to have the time to spend with your daughter.”  Jim was growing frustrated, and it showed.

“I know.  I think she was as excited as I was when Joanna arrived. Just for the fact of how happy, I was to see her.  She gave me all the room and time with Joanna that I needed.  She did not ask for anything.  I accused her of doing or saying something to Joanna when she started acting rude towards [Y/N].  It did not even cross my mind that she would never do such a thing.  Especially something like that, that would hurt me. Joanna just thinks things should be great now.  I’m lost Jim. I lost the love of my life.  I can’t…”  Leonard’s words froze on his tongue.  He could not go further, for fear of completely losing it here in front of his best friend and his daughter.  Walking off towards the house, he did not give either one a glance.  He had to get away.

Joanna stopped her horse watching her father walk off looking defeated with his shoulders limp. Jim watched him walk away until he disappeared into the house, before looking back to Joanna.  “What did you do?  And don’t lie to me like you do your dad.  I don’t believe the bull.”

She bit the inside of her cheek before she tried to story out on Jim.  “She was trying to take my dad away.”  Jim rolled his eyes.

“That’s crap and you know it Joanna.  Your mom did that a long time ago.  Your dad loves you too much to talk bad about your mom but I don’t give a damn about that woman.  Do you know why your dad had to join Starfleet?”  Joanna walked her horse towards the gate, and then slid off landing lightly the ground.  Looking up to Jim, she nodded.  “Okay what story did your mom tell you?”

“She said he wanted to get away from us.”  Jim laughed coldly.

“Of course she did. Well that was a complete lie. Jocelyn forced him to leave the planet. He wasn’t allowed to come within distance of her or you unless she allowed it.  She made him miserable by keeping him from you.  He fought so hard to have more time with you but she lied and made sure she is in control of how and when he sees you.  I’m sure she filled your head with how awful [Y/N] is, and how she wants to do all these awful things like make your dad happy. Your mom wants to make sure that Bones is miserable for the rest of his days.  She is teaching you to be just like her too.”  Joanna eyes widened quick with the accusation.

“I’m not…”

“You shut up and listen, kid.  Your dad has given you anything he ever could.  Done every damn thing your mother has ever said to make sure you are happy and he can see you when she allows it.  [Y/N] was so excited that your dad was going to get to see you for these couple weeks. She was willing to not see her family so Bones could have more time with you.  Did you know that?”  She shook her head slowly, afraid to say anything else.

“Yeah I didn’t think so. Your dad is my best friend in the galaxy and he has saved my life multiple times.  He deserves every good thing life can give him and you just took it away. You hurt him and made him choose between two people he did not have to choose between because you are selfish just like your mom.  I hope you can look in the mirror at yourself and know how badly you hurt him.  Because he is in here hurting probably just as bad as when your mom took you away from him.  You just took away someone else that meant the world to him.  Why don’t you go back to your mom and live the rest of your life knowing that.”  Jim’s fists were balled at his sides, Joanna stood there with tears in her eyes.  She never meant to hurt her dad.  He walked off as he shook his head at her.  All of it made worse just standing in her presence.

It took Jim a day to track you down.  He had pulled many strings to get the location of the former admiral’s home.  Leaving a note for Leonard in the morning, he said there was something he had to do.  He did not want to tell him he was going to try to stop you from resigning.  Try to convince you to talk to Leonard again and fix the whole mess.  Your grandfather opened the door when Jim knocked.  “Can I help you?”

Jim took a long breath explaining who he was before asking.  “May I see [Y/N]?”  

Your grandfather smiled allowing Jim to enter the house.  “I hope you can talk her into rescinding her request.  I believe she is going to regret it.”

“I hope so too, sir.”

“Come this way, she is in the kitchen.”  Jim followed, as he was lead through the house.  They found you sitting on the kitchen counter eating what looked like a bowl of ice cream with some kind of pink topping.  You were surprised to see Jim standing there in your kitchen.  

“I will leave you two to talk.”  Your grandfather left quickly to get out of the way.

“Umm I would salute you or something but I am in my pj’s in my kitchen, so, no.”  Jim laughed pulling out one of the chairs at the kitchen island to sit at.

“You know why I am here, [Y/N].”  You shrugged at him as you finished off the last of the ice cream in your bowl.  “What the hell was that?”

“Vanilla ice cream with Talulian pudding.”  He squinted his eyes in disgust.

“Talulian pudding? That stuff is disgusting.  How can you eat that?”  Slipping down off the counter you rinsed the bowl out setting it aside to clean for later.

“I don’t know, it just sounded really good.  I was craving the sweet and sour so…”  Leaning back against the counter you shrugged again.  Your arms crossed against your chest, in a sort of defensive pose.  He looked as you for a moment, narrowing his eyes for just a second before then went wide.

“You’re pregnant! Holy shit, [Y/N], he doesn’t know does he?”  Shaking your head, you looked down at the floor.  “You have to tell him.  He is going to freak and then he will beg you to marry him all over again.”

“I will tell him eventually but, I think we are done for good Jim.”

“The hell you are.  I came here to tell you I refuse to accept your resignation.  Get your ass to Georgia and talk to him.  He is a mess, worse than I have ever seen.  [Y/N] he needs you.”  Jim had walked over grabbing both your arms lightly.

“He needs Joanna.  I am just the woman, who loves him.”

“Why are you both so damn hard headed and stubborn?  You two are so perfect for each other it’s disgusting.  Fine, if you aren’t going to do anything about it, I will.”

Part 10 

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Observations of Will's House
  • It’s purposefully isolated and “in the middle of nowhere”
  • Has large bay windows that are not covered by curtains
  • His fly-fishing desk is in front of one of those windows and there’s a pair of binoculars on the window sill
  • Porch that he can sit on, i.e. Aperitif where he brings out a chair and sits with whiskey and the dogs.  There’s a wicker chair shown in Ceuf.  Chairs on the porch aren’t consistent though
  • Sets of fishing rods behind where he sits in Shiizakana while talking to Margot.  Many fishing rods, i’d say around 15.  They disappear (in evidence) when Jack, Alana, and Winston visit his house in Kaiseki but they’re returned come Shiizakana.
  • He has a fishing road resting above his window!  In Ceuf, if you stop where the credits say “directed by Peter Medak” you’ll see it!
  • Very “homey,” lots of blankets and dog beds, which contrasts to Hannibal’s house’s cold, modern look inside
  • He has a full bowl of fruit next to the kitchen sink where he threw up in Savoreux.  lol i doubt he actually eats that but i don’t think it was a decoration.
  • In Ceuf he has his boat motor and tool box next to the chair where Mason cut off his face
  • Also next to that chair is a dial phone, most likely just for decoration, and some sea shells around there.  A water bottle or two on that window sill as well as a flask.
  • Dog figurines on the bay window next to that chair and also above the fireplace.
  • SO MANY BOOKS.  Two bookcases beside the fireplace filled, another mini bookshelf by the door, a few books on the nightstand next to his bed.  My list of the titles that i could make out using farfarawaysite pictures and a microscope is here.
  • Dog beds haphazardly around the room, space heater put in front of the fireplace for them for the cold nights
  • Out of tune piano, neat shirt and sock drawer, you saw those in the Ceuf creepster Hannibal scene
  • He sleeps in that same open room where you come in.
  • He keeps his window curtains up, even the windows by his bed sometimes (personally i’d find that super creepy, especially considering Georgia did actually look through the window by the door)
  • Has this apparently fake brand whiskey that has a ship on the bottle and a name with Glen in the title (it was very hard to make out from the picture, a Fromage still from farfarawaysite)
  • Will is QUITE the drinker.  He has around ten bottles in his liquor area to the left of the fly fishing desk in the corner.  On the window sill is a glass bowl filled with corks probably from old whiskey bottles.  He’s been shown to drink while working on the motor boats and while working on the fly ties.
  • Seemed to have kept the decorations from the last owner- kitchen wallpaper, furniture, etc.  (He has many chairs for a lonely man, as well as a lottt of lamps.)  Also it’s interesting to compare Will’s very old refrigerator, briefly seen in Savoreux, to Hannibal’s sleek, modern one seen in Yakimono.
  • Some paintings on the fireplace and in the kitchen, all nature related and country looking.  One of trees, another of a country house among fields.  Also a glass vase with bird feathers on the fireplace.  In Yakimono, at the beginning of the scene with Chilton in Will’s house, you can see a painting of a basket of apples and blue/white checkered cloth.  Also in that scene, you can see a kitchen hutch with all these large mason jars, but you can’t see what’s in them.
  • He has this glass rooster thing on his kitchen counter.  i’m not sure if it’s a covered bowl or maybe an orange juicer, but you can see it very briefly when Will’s getting aspirin before he throws up in Savoreux.
  • That back door shown in Buffet Froid when Will taking in his fish leads to the kitchen, also shown in the Savoreux throw up scene.
  • As seen in Naka-Choko, he has a barn with a freezer full of fish.  There is also something bright red and shiny, seems like a canoe on the top of his barn, seen as Freddie’s snooping around.  i don’t know how he transports that with his small car.

winchstrrs-moved  asked:

i just checked and that extra is before Bitty coming out to Ransom and Holster (it's at page 5 if you look at the blog in chronological order, while Bitty comes out at page 15)

THANK YOU! I knew there was a way to figure that out but I’m working right now (not on tumblr shhhh) so I didn’t have time to do it!

This is actually super interesting because it implies that at least Holster may have suspected (?) Bitty was gay– or he was thinking Bitty would connect to the “effeminate boy” part of the ask?


Also, I’ve always needed like 100k of Bitty’s friendship with Ransom and Holster as it develops… like, what made these huge d-man decided that eric r. bittle was to be taken in and protected at all costs. Where are the other frogs of eric r bittle’s year? Why did he start hanging out with the sophomores? Like did Ransom and Holster just see him and think to their collective, shared mind “we will protect this one. he is our friend now. forever.” or did bitty gravitate to them for some reason? Was bitty the little awkward freshmen who kind of slid himself into their friendship and then they loved him? LIKE HOW DID THIS DEVELOP??? I NEED TO KNOW!! THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. 

Like, seriously, bitty and shitty sorta make sense because shitty is ranting about social justice and bitty has to find that comforting, especially after georgia and being friends (or at least sitting close to) Jack comes with being friends with Shitty and obviously R&H are in the Haus so like that is one avenue of friendship but also Bitty didn’t live in the Haus freshmen year but by winter screw, Ransom and Holster are His People ™so I am going to NEED MORE.  Right now there are just too many options bopping around in my brain.

Was Bitty just good enough at hockey that he was automatically put up with the older players in practice and that carried over to his social life? (that happens with athletes!)

Did Bitty first gravitate towards Shitty and then R&H just like… took him in too? Did Shitty tell them “yo this is the cool frog”?

Did they share a class together? Bitty didn’t even realize it but he turns up to some english class and there are the two huge boys from his hockey team and hes going to sit by himself, or maybe with some other freshmen he recognizes from his hall but then– “BITTTSS!! YOU’RE TAKING THIS CLASS TOO- SWAWESOME, CMERE- THIS PERSON WILL MOVE” *holster lifts unsuspecting person from desk to make room* “BITTLE! OVER HEREEE!!” “Seriously, brah, first rule of hockey, we sit next to each other in class. always. in the fucking bylaws.”

Did Bitty just draw the short stick of the frogs and get forced to sit next to these two huge men? Like wouldn’t he naturally try to avoid them because we all know Bitty is not okay with too much physical contact and i swear in 9/10 panels R&H and all over each other. (Which is because they are in love, yes, but also they just seem like grabby bros! bitty wouldn’t like that– HOW DID THIS FRIENDSHIP HAPPEN? WHEN DID R&H LEARN TO BE MORE CAREFUL WITH BITTY?)

Did Bitty start out as “that frog that makes pies in our house” and then become “that frog we will die defending?”

Did Bitty secretly impress them with his like crazy funny witty humor? Snark? Sarcasm? Was Bitty the only one who would watch Real Housewive with Holster? Or was that after the friendship was established?

Did Bitty get checked a little in the first game and then R&H DESTROYED the guy and Bitty tried to bake them a thank you pie and R&H were like “uh, we’re d-men. that’s our job.” but then ALSO realize “This Southern One Needs Us” and commit themselves to defending Bitty Always Without Question?


…. well that got out of hand. 

glitterghost  asked:

I'm so jealous of you DK, you get all these opportunities to visit authors and excuse me while I pout like a freaking toddler but I WANT THAT TOO.

I feel ya! For a long time it felt like no one was coming to the south and especially not Georgia. All of the author events I’ve been to in Atlanta were either hosted or organized by the AMAZING indie bookstore Little Shop of Stories. I don’t know how they do it but bless them forever. All that to say… ***sending bookish vibes your way*** 📖

basedkiku  asked:

Hey I love this blog!... this might be random but I felt you would understand my rambles. I was at Momocon (atlanta, GA) this weekend and there were so many cute Hetalia cosplays. I wanted to be friends with everyone but was too afraid or shy to approach. I want to be friends with all Georgia Hetalians, especially then cute France, Prussias, Demark etc. I said hi to a few but... for the next con I want to cosplay Hetalia too so I can join them Please GA Hetalians! be my friend!!!

if nothing else, i hope this site can foster friendship!

eric 'bitty' bittle hc's

these are all pretty disorganized  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

  • ok so starting with his fam
    • we’re able to see in canon that bits’ fam is homophobic and that none of them know that bits is gay
    • when bitty was younger and figuring out he was having gay emotions™ he repressed that shit and refused to acknowledge them because he grew up hearing fam + people near him say that being gay is unnatural and sinful and wrong
    • and he just couldn’t be “one of…those”
  • in his freshman year of hs he started slowly acknowledging that he wasnt straight, despite this he tried forcing crushes on girls to seem “normal” 
    • since he was repressing all these emotions and dealing with some internalized shit his mental health went downhill from freshman to junior year
      • he still deals with it occasionally especially when back in georgia but its gotten better since joining samwell and having his friends
    • but his vlog came from him needing an outlet that skating and baking alone couldnt provide
  • is an only child
    • this sorta plays even more so into him feeling that he has certain expectations to uphold since he doesn’t have siblings to help
  • not really sure about his gender
    • like he id’s as a guy and he knows that he doesnt mind he/him pronouns but he also occasionally feels connected to femininity
      • he really loves makeup and how he feels with it on and he also owns a few skirts 
      • but he doesnt whether that means he’s nb or just a guy who likes feminine things 
  • a HUGE chaotic gay once he’s comfy with himself and with those who surround him
    • like if it gets too cold at samwell he calls the weather homophobic
    • “macklemore didnt die for this”- bitty whenever assigned a paper
    • shitty has taken this seriously before
      • speaking of shitty
      • before bits came out and he made any lowkey jokes about gay stereotypes
      • shitty would lecture him about how he shouldnt be enforcing those stereotypes and that it’s wrong to do that etc
      • and bit’s face whenever he does this is like the face he makes in like the second comic after jack tells him to eat more protein
  • he loves diy projects
    • like LOVES them
      • he has a pinterest full of projects for room decor and stuff for halloween
        • like he’s saved at least 3 of those no-sew baby costume things
  • always saves those lgbt movie rec lists because he is gay and starving for positive gay relationships in entertainment
    • usually he has to watch with subtitles on because theyre normally foreign made films
      • one of his faves is “the way he looks”
  • lardo + him will have wine nights one or twice a week 
    • they’ll drink sorta shitty boxed wine and talk about girls and boys (respectively)
    • him and lardo just have an amazing relationship based on gay vibes and being supportive
  • after him and jack have been dating for awhile they’ll adopt each others’ speech patterns/slang

i have more based on his family and their views and such so i’ll probs make another one later

Bitty and Jack moving in together after coming out to their parents and team mates after Bity graduates
Bitty playing in the NHL for a while
Them thinking about playing on different teams but then remembering that Jack plays better with Bittle and Bitty was Captain his senior year so the Falconers are more than willing to recruit him (especially after Georgia notes how well he played with their very own Zimmermann)
Bitty and Jack coming out at as the first openly gay players in the NHL
People being pissy about them being on the same team
And rather than them being uncomfortable the guys CHIRP THE HELL OUT OF THEM
Except for maybe like one douche bag but the rest of the team is like “C'mon man be a god damn grown up”
So they together for a year maybe two
Bitty getting injured :(
:( :( :(
Bitty quitting hockey
HHHHHHHH he’s not off the ice though like he messes around with Jack sometimes and maybe some of his other friends from Samwell
Jack jokingly “checks” him every time
Bitty opening up a baker and calling it The Georgia Peach
The place is in an older building that’s got peach colored spackle which makes it stand out against the duller, taller buildings nearby. People stop by just to see what it is and are always surprised by stepping inside the dingy little building and finding a spotless light peach inside with twinkle lights strung on the walls and pretty paintings of flowers (hint hint lardo painted vaginas but Bit’s figured he could get away with the more flowery ones.. It’s a big joke amongst the group), framed picture of Bitty approved pies and other treats (thanks Jack), and everything is color coordinated. The wall behind the counter is painted like a large chalk board and the menu was written ages ago but Bitty makes sure to touch it up every few weeks or so. The menu lists off their specialty pies with descriptions next to names that mean almost nothing to people who aren’t regulars.
The menu reads:
Momma’s: pecan pie, made with pre-baked pecans.
Ransom & Holster: Cookies n Cream with a smashed Oreo crust, whipped cream, and a chocolate drizzle
The Zimmermann: fresh Granny Smith apples soaked in a cinnamon maple mixture overnight and baked in a maple sugar crust. ((it’s not stated but there are tiny maple leaf imprints all around the top layer of the crust))
Lardo: A lemon meringue that’s one of a kind! No two are the same ((the meringue on top is always in different designs on top))
The Poindexter: a year round pie that gives you something to be thankful for! Pumpkin pie with a graham cracker crust and a dollop of whipped cream on top.
The Sh*ts: a chocolate chex pie right outta Georgia. Brings you home with that sure as shit chocolaty taste
The Chowder: the sweetest coconut cream pie to be found with a gingersnap crust
Tango: I take your “Why an orange dreamsicle pie?” and raise you a “Why not?”
Whiskey: A warm whiskey pie with a scoop of cold vanilla ice cream on top
Nursey: find the best comfort food this side of the mason Dixie, in our key lime pie with graham cracker crust, whip cream, and fresh lime.
The Georgia Peach is called a bakery but it’s mostly just a pie shop. They have a list of made to order items like cookies, cakes, mini pies, cobblers, cinnamon buns, and practically anything else you could ever wish for. To gain access to this list you have to ask but it’s definitely worth it (Bitty will almost always give you a good deal on your order even if it’s last minute because “That’s just how he was raised”).
I don’t know why I wasted all my free time in class making this but for now I’m blaming my love for my Meme’s chocolate chex pie and the need of Bitty to both play in the NHL AND have a bakery

a big fuck you to red states

fuck alabama, fuck arkansas, fuck florida especially, fuck georgia, fuck indiana, fuck kansas, fuck kentucky (you inbred fucks), fuck louisiana, fuck michigan, fuck mississippi, fuck missouri, fuck montana, fuck nebraska, fuck new hampshire (i expected more from you), fuck north carolina, fuck north dakota, fuck ohio, fuck oklahoma, fuck south carolina, fuck south dakota, fuck tennessee, fuck texas, fuck west virginia, fuck wisconsin (dick cheese), fuck wyoming


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Let’s see…where to begin

APEX 2013:

When that shy guy saved Armada’s Young Link vs. Hungrybox:

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M2K double eliminates Mango from bracket?

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PP busting out the Marth in GFs as if to say to M2K:

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Armada becoming back to back champion?

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When Mango and I didn’t win teams:

Then EVO came a-knocking on our door:

Actually, we knocked. Hard. So hard, they decided to make us put our money where our mouths were, and had us raise money for breast cancer research.

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Watching the results come in and seeing both Skullgirls and Super Turbo outpace us:

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With the power of the Spirit Bomb, Scar organized the community for several last minute surges:

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And in the end we prevailed!

And raised almost $95k for breast cancer research!

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But Armada retired, and PP started beating M2K in Marth dittos, Mango went to Europe and got 4 stocked…things got weird

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Mango vs Wobbles at KOC2 ends up being foreshadowing of EVO GFs:

Also my house caught fire, that was super fun:

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But then the smash community raised over $1000 for me?

Seriously, big thanks to anyone that donated, and especially GIMR who organized the drive.

Ken returned to the scene for a hyped battle with Scar:

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Hbox got four stocked by Mango but won NCR anyway:

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But then Mango swept him at Zenith not soon after:

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Hbox and I made a pretty cool team (PS let’s do it again sometime Juan)

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Also it was like the Year of Luigi or something:

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Then Armada came out of retirement, and EVO was finally upon us:

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But then days before, Nintendo was like, 

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And then the entire internet went:

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And then Nintendo was like:

But we were all like:

Then the tournament started:

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Wobbles was all like:


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Watching the stream:

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And then it was all over and everyone was like:

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Then there were some more summer tournaments, like LANHAMMER AND The Fall Classic, but it wasn’t until The Big House 3 when M2K finally installed those new updates:

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Then the documentary, The Smash Brothers premiered

And we all remembered why we got into this game in the first place:

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Then plank hosted Pound V.5, which most people were like

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But MD/VA all knew that:

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ROM 6 Went off without a hitch, mostly due to none of this:

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Kings of Cali 3 was also pretty cool, especially #SOPO

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Georgia had its first major in ages:

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As did Texas:

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All in all it was a pretty amazing year for Melee, and we are all looking forward to what is in store for 2014