we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

  • ‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au
  • ‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au
  • ‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au
  • ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au
  • ‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au
  • ‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

jess-icaaa  asked:

Hi! Could you write this kind of prompt?: ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au thank you!💗


“What the fuck?” Hades pinched the bridge of his nose, clearly just as unhappy with his statement as Nico was. Nico wasn’t unhappy, per say, just more confused. Since when did he have an ex? More specifically, one that felt the need to egg his house? As far as Nico could remember, all of his relationships had ended on amicable terms.

“What you do with your love life is of your own accord, Nico,” his father sighed, casting Nico a look that clearly told him; and I don’t wish to know it, “but when it interferes with the law, we have a problem.”

By that point, Nico was more curious with who the mystery ex-lover was that egged his house then the fact that they had done something illegal. Setting his laptop aside, Nico pulled on a pair of shoes and followed his father downstairs and to the front door. Standing in the doorway looking very much like he had just been caught doing something illegal (which he had), was none other than Will Solace, the current holder of Nico’s affection.

What the fuck?” Nico hissed for the second time, and from Hades’ pinched expression, it was clear Nico had reached his maximum amount of swears allotted in one day. Nico knew that Will Solace was a golden boy. The perfect student that got straight A’s and was always the teacher’s pet. The star of the baseball team and rather open about which team he played for (Nico wasn’t talking about baseball), he was the obvious object of many people’s admiration and adoration.

In short; Nico’s crush. Even shorter; definitely not one of Nico’s ex’s.

Why he had egged his house was completely beyond Nico. “I’m really sorry, sir, but I just-” Will looked over at Nico and Nico got completely lost in those blue eyes for a moment and almost missed the pleading look that Will was giving him. He knew he was in some deep shit, and he was asking for Nico’s help out of it.

“It’s okay, dad,” Nico stepped in, and this time, he didn’t miss the relief that washed over Will’s handsome features. “I don’t blame him. I was a jerk. I’ll make sure the house gets clean, so, no damage done. You can go back to your study.” Hades gave Nico a hard look for a moment before huffing something about “teenagers who think they’re in love” and receding inside the house, presumably to return to his work in the study.

When Hades disappeared down the doorway, Nico fixed Will with a cold glare. “Why the fuck did you egg my house and then claim to be my ex?” Will at least had the decency to look embarrassed, his cheeks flaming a dark red as he scratched the back of his neck.

“It was a dare. I didn’t think your dad was home, and I certainly didn’t know he was a cop.” Nico had to fight the instinct to roll his eyes. Who would be stupid enough to accept that dare? Who would be even stupider to make up that dare? Almost everyone knew that Nico’s father was a cop. That’s why no one ever picked on Nico, even when they wanted to.

“That makes absolutely no sense. Why would you accept it?”

“It was Percy’s idea,” oh. That made much more sense. Nico knew that Percy Jackson was a mutual friend between he and Will, but he hadn’t known how close Percy and Will actually were. “It was either that or,” Will hesitated for a moment as his blush returned full force, “or I had to man up and ask you out.”

Nico’s brain short-circuited for a moment before a single thought pushed its way out of Nico’s mouth before he could think enough to stop it. “Why didn’t you just ask me out then?”

Immediately, Will’s cheeks turned beet red as he seemed to fumble over himself. “Oh,” he stammered, as Nico’s mortification slowly rose. Had he really said that out loud? “I didn’t know you, um, do you want to go out sometime?”

Again, Nico spoke without thinking. It had worked for him the first time. “Sure, but you’re going to have to help me clean my house.”

This was a lot longer then expected, but I actually really enjoyed writing it

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Aenar Targaryen and his dragon (Song of Ice and Fire)

Heeeey everyone!

This is the first piece of a series of Targaryens that I’m about to make. There is little to be known about their appearances or how exactly they lived. In this one I’m focusing on the beginning of their House. Aeron is the oldest house member mentioned in the books and that is how imagined the first ones of them  to be - strong, resilient, tough, with scars and bodies burned by fire. Mounting a dragon must have required a lot of hard work, therefore them being pristine and white doesn’t sit well in my vision … :>

In this piece, Aenar took dragon hunting for new eggs from and encountered a huge wild female protecting her cave. Aenar’s dragon is challending her to protect his rider, the king calms the dragon and prepares himself to face the female.

I’m planning on painting more members of House Targaryen  Dragonlords, mmm!

Hi mom! <3

Scrambling to Egg-splain

*click through to read on ao3

written by: Lexi | @goldenheadfreckledheart

prompt: ‘I’m egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so I told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this I don’t want to go to jail’ for @margueriitecaine

word count: 2088

Bellamy isn’t sure how getting caught egging someone’s house can actually turn into a good thing, but he also hasn’t seen Clarke Griffin in a while. Maybe the two are related.

It should be said that this wasn’t Bellamy’s idea. The only reason that he’s here is that he couldn’t talk Octavia out of the bullshit initiation she’s convinced she has to do to join some crazy adventure naturalist club at school.

“It’s about the adrenaline, Bell,” she’d told him, acting for all the world like this was a normal thing. It’s a terrible idea, but it’s her first year of college and Bellamy is trying, trying, to let her make her own choices–to not be the polar opposite of their late mother, distant and apathetic. Which is how he ends up here, the designated getaway driver for Octavia’s egg-attack on some, vaguely conservative councilwoman’s house. The least he can do, if he can’t talk her out of it, is make sure she’s not stupid about it, and make sure she leaves before she gets caught.

What he didn’t know was that it was Councilwoman Griffin’s house. Which means it’s also Clarke Griffin’s house. Whose father is a fucking police officer.

All of which he knows because he grew up with Clarke, albeit from a distance. He remembers her bringing her dad in for career day to talk about the police force. Remembers overhearing how she didn’t want to be her mother.

He remembers disliking her first–her bright shining hair, her clean, perpetually new clothes–and he remembers amending that opinion sometime in high school, when she lost a lot of friends for coming out, unapologetically, as bi and responded with a fair few middle fingers and by finding better friends. It was kind of amazing, how well she bounced back.

Bellamy remembers thinking, once, that he would get along with Clarke Griffin and her friends, if he had the time. If his mother didn’t spend more money than she made. Needless to say, he never had the chance to see if that was true.

So he’s definitely never been to Clarke’s house, but realization hits the moment Jake Griffin walks out, looking not so different from when Bellamy had seen him at school, so many years ago.

“Hey! What’s going on out here?”

Octavia freezes. She looks around frantically a moment, egg dropping from her hand into the grass, before Bellamy sees a dangerous fire light in her eyes. He’s about to say no way to whatever idea it is that she has, but before he gets the chance, she’s proclaiming, “Your daughter’s his ex-girlfriend!”

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Troublemakers/Criminal AU’s
  • I saw you struggling with that man so I ran over and knocked him out…why are you taking his wallet…omg I just helped you mug a person
  • You know the best way to steal a car is? Not taking the person you stole it from with you
  • I caught you stealing that person’s wallet but it’s okay I hate them
  • This is my first time egging someone’s house and I accidentally broke your window I am so sorry
  • Why are they putting bags of money in the trunk? why are you guys wearing masks? holy shit this isn’t a taxi cab
  • I saw you running and good job for getting fit but then I saw the cop run by too
  • I saw you taking candy from a baby and thought good that kid was annoying anyway
  • Why do you always break into my car yknow I don’t got anything in there
  • You caught me filling the principles desk full of pudding and asked what flavor it was
  • If you give me your bag I’ll give you my number
  • This totally isn’t your cat shut up
  • You figured out this isn’t a real gun but a BB gun but they still hurt like hell when shot in the face so hand over money
  • Is that…is that the neighbors confederate flag in our trash?
  • You keep stealing road signs and it needs to stop this dorm isn’t big enough for all of them
  • I thought you were just really secretive about selling oregano
  • Character A: I need to get revenge on this ass. And I really need your help.
  • Character: I understand the need for your revenge. But, I was thinking revenge more around the lines of egging or tping his house. Not setting him up for murder!
  • Character: So your not going to help?
  • Character B: No I'm going to help. I just wanted to state my objection first.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! could u please do the ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au thing for enjonine?? I love your writing (and your update of marble man was magnificent)!! xx

Her refusal to back down is the reason she is totally going to end up in jail. It’s why she accepted Parnasse’s stupid dare in the first place, it’s why she egged the damn house even though she realized midway through the first carton of eggs that Enjolras’ mom is the police commissioner. 

It’s why said police commissioner is currently staring her down, looking none too happy. 

“Look, I know this is stupid, but,” she is scrambling for an excuse, “but your son really hurt my feelings and I just. How could he just break up with me like that?” 

Flat out lies, the whole damn story. Yes, Enjolras is in some of her classes, so she’s vaguely aware of some of the details of his life - one of the details being that he’s single and his mom wants him to date more. 

Yes, it has come to high school gossip helping her sound more sympathetic in front of the person who can send her down for a nice family reunion in the clink. 

“I’d just given him my…,” she trails off meaningfully, “heart.” 

Of course that’s when the subject of the rumors shows up to completely ruin her life. He’s never going to lie to his mom for her. 

“Gabriel,” Mrs. Enjolras doesn’t show any significant response. 

“Mother,” Enjolras sounds none too pleased. 

He is wearing the kind of dorky pajamas that she would not have expected from the future Supreme Court Justice, with the Deathly Hallows all over the pants, and a Hogwarts logo on his chest. It’s ridiculously disarming and she almost smiles. 

God, he’s almost cute

“Mind telling me why you dumped poor Eponine here?” Mrs. Enjolras does not pull any punches. 

This is how she dies. 

“Mother, you know Patria is my true love,” Enjolras sounds serious. “I couldn’t lead Eponine on. That wouldn’t be fair to her.” 

Oh, but he is actually enjoying this. There is a twinkle in his eye that she has never seen before, a mischievous side to him that she never would have thought existed. 

“But, right after we?” she lets her voice crack. 

“I admit my timing could have been better,” Enjolras is a much better actor than she expected. 

He didn’t even blush at the mention of the imaginary sex. He really has come a long way. 

“You broke my heart,” she lets a single crocodile tear fall. 

That’s when Enjolras actually sweeps her into his arms, holding her to his surprisingly strong body. 

“You’re good,” he whispers in her ear. “You should try out for the play next week.” 

She doesn’t get arrested. She leaves with a warning and a promise from Enjolras that he’ll reconsider the Patria issue. 

Sure, it was mostly mentioned to appease his mother, but it sure as hell gives Eponine an excuse to show up at his window soon. 

Someone egged my dang house, but in the seven or so years I’ve lived here, we’ve had people carve “DYKE” into one of the cars, shoot our kitchen window, and leave a dead groundhog on the porch, so I have absolutely no idea if it was an act of election-related bullshit or if it’s just people around here going about business as usual.

Cool, cool.

Anyhow, I love you guys and I hope you’re taking care of yourselves and being kind to one another.

Halloween Preferences

You knew Altair wouldn’t want to get too festive, so you decided to kick in the spooky mood by watching a scary movie. You were curled up closed to him, and whenever there was a jumpscare that scared you, and maybe him, he would hold you tight.

With Ezio’s fun, outgoing nature, of course he would choose to go Trick-Or-Treating. Though you insisted the activity seemed much more like a kids one, he replied with, “Candy and dressing up is for anyone.” Some people actually did give you candy! Those who didn’t… They got their house egged by the two.

You told Connor that you wanted to carve pumpkins for Halloween, so he set out to search for the two greatest pumpkins he could find. He eventually came back with two pumpkins under his arms. They were perfectly round and a nice size too! Smiling, you both got ready to carve them into jack-o-lanterns. 


Edward would always try to scare you whenever he could. So while you were down on the beach by a campfire listening to others tell ghost stories, he would sneak up behind you and scare the living daylights out of you before joining in. You did manage to get your revenge though. 

Arno loved to do things with you on any holiday, so when you told him you wanted to decorate, he was more than happy to oblige. Not only was the place decorated with Halloween type stuff like skeletons and bats, but it also had a fall mix with regular pumpkins and some fall themed wreaths.

You and Desmond both actually loved to dress up, but with being adults and all, you felt like you were too old for Trick-Or-Treating. So you did the next best thing: you went to a costume party together! Desmond was dressed up as Gomez Addams and you were dressed up as Morticia Addams. You both ended up winning “Best Couples Costume”.

Jacob didn’t really care what he had to do on Halloween, as long as he got to do it with you. So you both watched some comedy horror movies, and passed out candy to any little Trick-Or-Treaters that came to your door. When the night seemed to be over, you both would share laughs over the cute costumes you saw kids wear that night.

AN: Woo! Well, Happy Halloween you guys!! Sorry I’ve been kind of inactive, but stuff’s been hard… I’ve had a lot of work this past week to make up because of a flooding that happened 3-4 weeks ago. But I thought of this preference and decided to post it on Halloween! (Halloween in my time at least.)

thelightreflects  asked:

for your halloween celebration: bellarke + “i’m sorry my younger sibling egged your house… and that i helped” au

Part III and the final part to this Halloween egging series, which can be read here and here!


The snap of the branch is deafening in the quiet of the night.

He stills immediately, turning over to look at her. She stares back, mouth dropping open in a mute horror, shoulders jerking in a helpless shrug.

“Careful,” Bellamy hisses, darting forward to kick aside the remnants of the branch, offering her a outstretched hand as they push their way out of the underbrush, “we’re not supposed to tip her off.”

“It was an accident.” Octavia mutters, petulant, as they emerge onto the lawn. It’s not so much a house than it is a mansion; fenced-in with a wrought-iron gate and low, gleaming walls, a single Griffin etched in the space by the doorbell. “You have the eggs?”

He pats at the bag slung over his shoulder, the crunch of the box making him wince. “Yeah. You think we can jump the fence?”

Her responding snort is exasperated, the kind that feels like it should be followed up with a annoyed, who do you take me for? on her part before she’s scaling the fence, landing primly on her feet.

“Sorry I asked.” He deadpans, tightening his grip on his bag before following suit.

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Newsies Halloween Headcanons

Blink and Mush are the couple that dress up in matching outfits. One year they got Spot and Race matching costumes as well. Spot burned his.

Jack sets up a haunted house and David reassures the crying kids that go through it all while giving Jack dirty looks.

Race plays christmas music on October 1st and Spot yells at him saying that it’s not even Halloween yet.

Jack once forget to buy the Halloween Candy. When the first trick or treater came by Jack suddenly remembered David asking him to buy candy

One year they went and egged Pultizer’s house. David kept freakign out because he was afraid they would get caught

Mush would dress up the pets in halloween costumes (because Mush would definitely have pets)

Crutchy would give each trick or treater multiple handfuls of candy

anonymous asked:

5 29 31 ferdinand plz

5-Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

normal, nothing really special here, they like to be clean on normal basis and just a neutral level of mess around

29-Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

as inmediate reaction, it woudl first being kind of frozen on that until realizing is happening and totally losing it for some minutes and then trying to find a way to solve it, eitehr it get solved or the solution take more time, they will be hella nervious and anxious for the rest of the while it takes

31-Most prized possession?

I not sure if counts but, Mr sweetsalt probably is that

Halloween would include (3C)

•Eating a shit ton of candy and watching terribly-made scary movies
•Cuddling on the couch
•Debating on who has to get up to give candy to the kids at your door
•Ian trying to scare you whenever he can

•"Who the fuck egged the house???“
•Having to remind him not to curse in front of the kids
•"What the hell are you supposed to be?”
•Him purposely putting on the scariest movies so you cuddle up next to him
•Buying you a sexy costume to try on just for him

•"Baby, do you think we could keep the hall light on?“

•Begging you to stay under the blanket when you try to leave
•Pretending that he’s brave and not scared of the Exorcist movie
•Holding the small of your back when you two open the door for trick-or-treaters
•"Would you ever want to have kids?“
•You admiring how good he is with children
•Debates over what candy tastes better
•Eventually eating all the candy and having to send Joj out for more