“I know that this is hard to believe, but I mean, it is just like that sci-fi series, Commander Carl, Space Marshal of the Galaxy, where Carl gets sucked into a black hole and ends up on another planet that he thinks is Earth, but really it’s Earth… of another universe. Have-have you guys not s-… oh, it’s a seminal episode. You should check it out.”

Bonus reactions:

The Arrow of Starling City, formerly known as the Hood, has been unmasked as billionaire Robert Queen. Robert was marooned on an island when his boat went down in the Pacific an accident that tragically ended with the death of his son Oliver. Robert Queen was thought dead when…

Audio from Earth-2 Channel 52 News Report [The Flash Ep 2x6]

Votes were cast. A unanimous decision was made: FIELD TRIP TO EARTH-2, BABY!! 

If someone told me I’d be willing to fight for Dr. Wells after he straight up stole Barry’s speed, I’d have you committed. So why am I? Family. I can’t blame Wells for wanting to protect his daughter. If anything ever happened to Barry or Caitlin, the family I got to choose, I would commit the most heinous crimes—deceive any person that gets in my way—to ensure their safety. 

I’m pumped. I’m literally going to a whole new world—heck, I’ve never even been out of the country! I need to keep my guard up and play it cool, though: this world is RUN BY ZOOM. He’s got the home-field advantage so no one can be trusted from the get-go—Wells is proof of that. I bet he has his own Weather Wizard, too, who’ll strike at his command. Oooh I wonder what the weather’s like this time of year – blisteringly hot, or toe-numbingly cold? But the real question is: what’s my doppelgänger like?! I mean, he’s gotta have major smarts and swag. I’m thinking Steve Jobs, but sexier. Nix the turtleneck; I’m talking David Beckham style. A smooth-talker who all the ladies pine for. Kinda hoping I’ll run into him… Now, I have some extreme packing to do! (Note to self: Ask Wells if there’s a size and weight limit for traveling through breaches with luggage.) I can’t leave without the essentials:

  • Climate-Controlled All-Weather Jacket. But seriously, what is the weather going to be like?? 
  • My homemade Anti-Zoom tech-kit: the Cisco-S.T.A.R.Box 3000, equipped with everything from wires and pliers to night-vision goggles and laser beams, explosive compound chemicals and radioactive agents—and everything in between. Cisco Ramon’s got you covered.
  • Hazmat suit. See above. 
  • Camera. Obviously! Forget Nikon – with some Cisco fine-tuning, I’ll have the ultimate Tech Crunch showstopper. I’m totally going to put my paparazzi skills to the test. Especially if Beyoncé’s doppelgänger happens to walk by. And when I get home, I’ll put the scrapbooking skills I learned from Mama Ramon to keep a book of memories…locked up in S.T.A.R. Labs, of course.  
  • My vibe goggles. How else are we going to locate Zoom’s lair? 
  • My Big Belly punch card. If they accept it out there, I’ll be eating my burger for free!

Have I mentioned that I’m a kinda scared to travel to a galaxy far, far away? Luke made it look so easy… This is real life, and we are about to face against a villain that even The Flash can’t outrun. Thank goodness for my ride-or-die crew. Hopefully with our forces combined, our mission will be successful.