This au is my life now .... What happened after Brexit came back? Did he stop being a disappointment or did he become the hippie of the family
brexit comes back from his white boy spirit quest and tries to fight sheeva for the knights of ren (because the knights are the current religious body of the galactic empire and hes gotta work on restoring balance to the Force or whatever) except she’s not the master of the knights at all shes sitting on the throne of the empire.
Sheeva explains that shes the boss now of like everything and brexit can go challenge the new master or fight her there and then for the throne but brexit really only wants the knights (also hes never gonna be able to beat sheeva in a fight. ALSO thats not how government works.) Cut to two days later, brexits the new master of the knights of ren and sheevas contemplating the merits of separation of church and state.
meanwhile kylos on some resort planet with hux trying to get him to at least CONSIDER enjoying early retirement instead of micromanaging every little thing their daughter decides to do with the empire. they end up conquering a few planets in the name of the empire just to take huxs edge off