Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Jungle Cruise tells a story about what happens when you place the wrong person in charge of your safety, so if Dwayne Quote the Rock End Quote Johnson is playing a Skipper, then his character had better be incompetent or negligent, or else Disney will be missing the whole point of the ride, oh God oh wait why did I even think this because now it’s definitely going to happen aaaaaaaaargh