WOW, FUCKING SURPRISE, THEY DID NOT KISS EACH OTHERS FACES, EVEN THOUGH I WAS STRAIGHT UP JUST SITTING HERE IN BED SHOUTING “KISS HIM, OH MY GOD, FUCKING KISS HIM, THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE TO KISS HIM, FUCK!!!!”
i never get anything i want, is the moral of this story, and also, fuck you if you don’t think “we live in uncertain times” is not the PERFECT opening line for an impromptu make out session, holy SHIT YOU COULD HAVE KISSED JUST THEN
ok look tumblr, i am not saying that Sloan/Bashir is a GOOD pairing, but lets review the facts here: Sloan is a totally untrustworthy spy that has faked his own death at least once and won’t stop showing up in Bashir’s room in the dead of night to talk about Spy Stuff. in light of this evidence combined with knowledge of past experience, i think we can all agree that it is frankly kind of a miracle that Bashir didn’t have Sloan’s wang in his mouth like ten minutes ago.
Honestly I wish they’d discuss Starfleet/federation territory labor regulations/history for real in an episode that’s not a joke. I love this episode but it’s a joke episode and I care about this issue for real