Drunk again

anonymous asked:

could you do a scenario for murasakibara with a super bubbly girlfriend being a looud cuddly drunk who cant stop giving light smooches?

“Stop kissing me alreadyyy, you’re drunk…again!”

“No but you’re so cute Sushi-chan!! Lemme kiss your giant eggplant head~”

Murasakibara usually doesn’t care about your drinking habits but when you continually kiss his entire face and chest AND take away his food he’s annoyed. He picked you up and moved you from the dining room table to the couch.

“No more drinking for you. Sit there or I will sit on you.”

“You dun tell me what to do, Suchi-chan! I sit on yoo!”

“Nuh uh! Sit before I crush you!”

Murasakibara went demon mode to make you take a seat. His scary demeanor made you cringe and begin to cry. Your buzz was officially killed thanks to your big scary boyfriend. Once he saw your tears he knew he stepped in it. He tried to offer you snacks but only sleep would bring you back to him.

gpf 2k16 banquet

victor: yuuri, how about a glass?

yuuri: i guess a sip won’t hurt

yurio: YUURI NO

victor: YUURI YES

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miles congratulating michael on the pregnancy!!! i’m crying!!!

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“What the hell? I’m so drunk, I ended up in a different anime and pulled a Breakfast Attack. Yeah, that was a shock. I didn’t hear about this show being on TV Tokyo!”

A detail that I love most about Yuri on Ice!!! is the fact that they’ve shown what Viktor and Yuuri are like when drunk.  Viktor’s the clingy, super possessive, and touchy drunk that has personally decided that clothes are optional even in public.  I can imagine that he doesn’t get drunk like this often if he’s not around close friends and the first time he’s done so in a while was with Yuuri in China.  Yuuri, on the other hand, avoids getting drunk because he never has a clue what he does while intoxicated.  Yuuri’s the drunk that we wish we could be.  The one that has the best time, speaks their inner thoughts without shame, and regrets nothing.  The one that ends up seducing their crush of many years because they didn’t even realize they took the chance.

Been wanting to say this for a long time so here we go:

Can we please collectively stop making fun of the “meth fandom” or w/e the fuck nomenclature we’re using to describe real people who finally have a space and community to talk about their substance use? Like I’ve seen posts lump this part of tumblr in with literal fucking neo-nazis and if that doesn’t strike you as fucked up i don’t know what else i can fucking say to you.

I’ve even seen this shit from leftists. Like how can we recognize that capitalism is built on the exploitation of labor and mass disenfranchisement of working class people - and then turn around and mock people who use stimulants to cope with the godawful hardships of that life? If you can’t recognize meth users humanity, then what the fuck are you even fighting for?

I have adhd, but I still abuse my stimulants because my body literally cannot produce the amount of labor necessary for my survival. Thousands of others do the same. We’re not that different from the people on here using meth. Everywhere ~drug users~ turn, we’re denied the chance to talk about our own experiences in our own fucking language. We’re denied the chance to find our own community and engage with it on our own terms. Especially us women who use. Why propagate that shit here? What do you gain by mocking us and people like those in the ~meth fandom~? Who are you helping?

And i know this probably describes only a sliver of my followers, but I hope it’ll reach further. Because honestly? Some people on here need to step the fuck off. 

I’ve never seen a post on my dash condemning this phenomenon (which is often treated like a joke, like it’s not about you know, real fucking people), and that’s fucking bullshit. I’m not saying no one’s said this before, but I sure as fuck haven’t seen it. We can do better. We must do better.

you know what? i love that it’s canon that lance cares about his appearance and uses face masks and wears cute slippers. like it’s so refreshing to have these typically ‘feminine’ things being done with a male character and it’s not being ridiculed or made out as some kind of joke… its just a part of him?? it’s just really good and pure and im so grateful for lance mcclain i’m going to cry

Maybe I’ll get drunk, again. I’ll be drunk again just to feel a little love.
—  66 days after you left