A running joke in my family is calling our prescription medicine our “drugs”. Thus leading to sentences like:

“Yes, Mom. I took my drugs today.”

“Mom, I’m out of drugs!”

*sneezes* “Life is death without drugs. Stupid allergies.”


However, this inside joke isn’t common with others. And I accidentally said it in the car with my Mormon YW group.


*passes my pharmacy* “Oh! I need to get more drugs soon.”

*silence*

*crickets*

“I mean medicine.”