Warnings: Autopsy, mentions of blood, puns at the wrong time
“Okay Edward,” you said in
a challenging tone. “You will always find me in the past. I can be created
in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?” Edward
“Dammit.” You cursed under your breath. He started laughing
while you look at him in defeat. “Hey Y/N, we need you…and Nygma.”
Doughtery said in disgust when he mentioned Edward. Since you and Edward
started dating, your life turned upside down. The bed wasn’t cold anymore and
Doughtery was pissed off because you used to date him but you found out that he
was a dick so you left him.
Then Edward came along; you two were a match made in Heaven. You
found someone that gets your horrible puns and jokes and someone who loves
You got up from your chair and Edward followed. He walked next
to you. You and Edward followed Doughtery and he led you to Jim. “Hey
guys, I need you to do an autopsy on a body we found a few blocks away from
here. He has a bullet in his frontal lobe and another bullet in
his…umm…business.” Edward and you smiled. Jim gave you a suspicious look
and he shook his head. “Just go and slice him open.”
You got dressed in your protective suit. “I always believed
my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of
cells.” Edward said as he opened the body. You began laughing. You both looked
down at the man’s business and back at each other.
“I am not touching his business.” You protested.
“Okay,” Edward said as he started examining the man’s business.
You weren’t surprised at Nygma. He wasn’t the type of person that needs to be
shy about. “So you’re going to remove the bullet?”
He raised his head with the man’s dick in his hand. “Oh
God!” You quickly turned around to block out the image. “He’s not going to
miss it…he barely has anything. Hey Y/N, what do you get when you cross and
owl and a rooster? A cock that stays up all night long.”
This week Amanda and Laura discuss: Geno slowly morphing into Sid, his pimped out segway, our new assistant coaches Gonch and Recci, the Espy’s, and Amanda gets ragey again (must be the heat) this time at Nashville’s anthem singer while still being ragey over McDavid’s contract. We also answer asks and give some of our podcast recommendations.