Dorothy-Zbornack

Daily Golden Girls: 05/21/13

[Rose brings home her date, who happens to be a little person and Blanche thought it was a joke]

Blanche: Oh God I made a fool out of myself, didn’t I? 

Dorothy: Yes! 

Blanche: Oh God, I just feel so awful! I’ve got to stop this! 

Dorothy: If you don’t want this night to turn into a total disaster then I suggest you go back out there and act normal. 

Blanche: Yes. You’re right. Dr Newman is a guest in our house. If I act strange then he’ll think he’s not welcome. I can’t do that. It would be… unsouthern! 

Dorothy: (Patting Blanche on the back) That’s a good Belle! 

[Blanche walks out of the kitchen with a plate of SHRIMP, as Dorothy follows. Blanche is holding the plate of shrimp out to Rose’s date.]

Blanche: SHRIMP? 

[Blanche immediately runs back to the kitchen in utter embarrassment]

Men love my cupcakes
  • Dorothy:Let's say you make Miles a batch of your delicious, creamy cupcakes, and he loves them so much that he wants you to make them all the time.
  • Rose:Miles does have a sweet tooth.
  • Dorothy:But let's say that, even though he loves your cupcakes more than life itself, one day he decides to try somebody else's cupcakes. For lack of a better example let's say my cupcakes. And I, in a mad passionate moment, forget myself and... let him try my cupcakes. How would that make you feel?
  • Rose:I'd like to think I'd understand.
  • Dorothy:Oh, good, good. I was hoping that's what you would say.
  • Rose:I'm sorry. It's just the idea of Miles wanting to try your cupcakes.
  • Dorothy:Why is that funny?
  • Rose:No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.
  • Dorothy:My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes.
  • Rose:Get a clue, Dorothy. Men would rather pay for cupcakes.