There was a post circulating a couple of days ago about Jared feeling guilty about the last words he says to Connor.
In the show, sincerely me reprise happens over skype. He says he’s going to hang out with his “real friends” but there’s an extreme lack of his friends being mentioned.
What if after Evan nixed the insanely cool Jared kleinman email, he finished it anyway and saved it. Not for them to use but so that he felt a little less guilty because this is him wanting to be friends with Connor. Wishing he were.
Not saying that the kid never did anything wrong, people do a lot of things to cope when their parents don’t believe them about their mental illnesses. They hide behind drugs or music…
Or mean words.
Just imagine Jared singing
“All that it takes is a little re-in-vention.
It’s easy to change cause I gave it my a-tten-tion.
What I wish I did, was make him believe he could be who he wanted to be.
fic title "sweethome alabama fic of my dreams" but if that's a bit too obscure i guess i'll accept "Watershed"
“Howdy,” Peeta drawled, letting the rake in his hand fall to the side. He was sweaty, shirtless, and still annoyingly appealing. Time had been a friend to Peeta Mellark, giving him definition where she had fervently hoped a beer belly had grown instead. No such luck. “What’s it been? Four, five years?”
She adjusted her sunglasses and walked further into the yard that used to be her own. “Six.”
“Ah, yeah. That’s right. Guess time flies when you don’t give a shit.” He gave her a pleasant smile with a side of cold blue eyes. “What brings you back around these parts, Katniss?” He peered over her shoulder, feigning confusion. “I don’t see a broom. What in the world did you ride in on?”
“Oh, okay. Fun. I see we’re playing the role of an ignorant hick today,” she said, pulling a folder from her designer bag. Her hand shook with barely repressed anger. “That’s fine. You do it so nicely. Play your little games. And while you’re at it, can you finally, please, give me my fucking divorce?”
His lips stayed frozen in that curled-lip smile. “Well now, honey. I sure like the way you beg. But…no. I don’t think I will.”
I have a bunch of one-shot requests, feel free to request any of them. Multiples are allowed as well. I write for Descendants 1&2, 5SOS, Teen Wolf, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, (but not Phan I'm sorry if that pains you), Shawn Mendes, 1D, Spider-Man, and others. I'll let you know privately if there is something I will not write, but I'm pretty open!
"When did I ever imply that I wanted you?"
"Let's take a trip."
"This place is for children."
"There's nothing you could say that would ever make me stop."
"I may be wrong, but..."
"I don't bite."
"Get me out of here."
"You've been gone for so long."
"Don't fall asleep."
"I adore you."
"Do you love me?"
"You pop that gum _one more time._"
"You're such a fucking [horoscope sign]."
"There's a difference between being happy and being distracted."
"You just look like... never mind."
"I was angry and I took it out on you, which is totally unfair."
"That was in the past."
"Can you believe we did that?"
"I don't like when you do that."
"Get the _hell_ out."
"_I_ never said that."
"I don't think we can do this anymore."
"I told you not to say anything!"
"It meant nothing."
"I miss this."
"If I spend $4,250 on alcohol, it'd better kill me."
"I want answers."
"I don't have anything to say."
"If I gave you a chance, would you take it?"
"Look! Look! _Look!_"
"My sims get more action than I do."
"You have to do it."
"What are you laughing at?"
"Coraline is terrifying!"
"I heard you! Damn."
"Do you think we were made for each other?"
"Can I text you?"
"Should I be worried?"
"Stop right there."
"You've listened to it six times in a row."
"Take a chance."
"Disney or die!"
"Maybe you should move your hand."
"I only speak in iconic Vine quotes."
"Forever and ever."
"Your color is beautiful."
"Your aura is irresistible."
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
"You did _that?_ While five months pregnant?!"
"You're only allowed to use the F word three times in a day."
"We're closer than we used to be."
"I missed us."
"We have the house all to ourselves... I'll get the board games!"
As a larrie I dislike larries comparing the two babygates. This one will obviously be different because cheryl actually gave birth to a baby. And generally liam is more participatory and convincing at stunts than Louis. But that's it. Louis has pictures holding Freddie so I don't see why liams is anything shocking.
I think they should be compared. That gives context when we say…
(no i will never let doge die)
Both situations are incredibly shady. Not to mention, a great example of fandom conditioning is you saying Liam is generally more participatory when Liam has only one baby stunt on the books so far. Louis, unfortunately has many. Soooo, we already feel the need to say Liam is generally more participatory?? Why tho? Not fussing at you nonnie, I just think with so much fakery surrounding 1D it’s always good to step back and ask ourselves why we think what we think. Liam’s Instagram post isn’t really a sign of anything other than 1DHQ trying not to fuck it up as bad as they did with Louis. And everyone should be able to figure that much out, like damn. Did people really expect an awkward tweet? A doll?
So yes, we need to compare and contrast the babygate 1.0 and 2.0. Not to debunk one with the other. But to recognize the patterns, the shadiness and the need for 1DHQ to set these guy’s presumed heterosexuality in stone to cover their own sorry asses.
A conversation about the 4th Wall in Marvel Comics
Hey everybody. It's your favorite merc with a mouth here to talk to you about the fourth wall in comics. I know how much you love when I talk to the readers and interact with those caption bubbles. It's something that hasn't been done in the Marvel Universe before.
(Walks in and slaps Deadpool on the back.) Hey Wade, whatcha doin'?
I'm talking to the readers like all the cool kids do. You wouldn't understand.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're doing. Who's writing this issue anyway? It isn't Byrne is it? Any chance Renee's your editor.
What are you talking about?
You mean they let you know you're in a comic book, but you don't get to talk to the creative team at all? You got ripped off, kid.
I did not. I've got one of the best selling comics out there. What did you get?
OK, you've got me there. That reminds me, a bunch of nerds out there owe me their X-men comics.
You have to let that go.
I know. I know. Hey at least I had a good run. I got to meet Stan Lee, Santa Clause, and jump rope naked for an entire issue.
I read that issue. It was all a lie.
Can't blame a girl for trying.
So I guess we're it for now, and I'm glad about that. Don't need too much competition.
I think you forgot somebody.
It's me, Captain America.
When did you ever break the fourth wall?
I've been breaking the wall for the last 75 years.
How do you figure that, grandpa.
You know how they have those thought bubbles that let you know what characters think?
I love those. Gives everything away.
And they give you lots of material to bribe people. Did you ever hear about what Wolverine hides under his bed?
I don't want to know, thank you very much.
Don't you want to know how I broke the fourth wall all these years?
Will it shut you up?
It can't be that impressive, Cap. Not to put you down or anything.
Go back and look at all my thought bubbles over the last 75 years. Did you ever see one where I had a single thought about being a secret agent of Hydra?
No, because the whole story line is stupid.
(whispers) I was going to say that, thank you very much.
75 years and I never gave any indication I was a bad guy. Never a single thought out of place. The readers were clueless.
(storms off) Byrne! Is this your fault? I wouldn't put it past you. Get over here and fix this right now.
What is she doing?
Doing something worthwhile with her fourth wall breaking skills. See you later gramps. don't let the plot holes hit you in the ass on your way out.