Don't say I never gave you anything

the four castiels of fanfiction

1. Castiel Milton

2. Castiel Novak

3. Castiel Krushnic

4. Castiel Winchester


There was a post circulating a couple of days ago about Jared feeling guilty about the last words he says to Connor.

In the show, sincerely me reprise happens over skype. He says he’s going to hang out with his “real friends” but there’s an extreme lack of his friends being mentioned.

What if after Evan nixed the insanely cool Jared kleinman email, he finished it anyway and saved it. Not for them to use but so that he felt a little less guilty because this is him wanting to be friends with Connor. Wishing he were.

Not saying that the kid never did anything wrong, people do a lot of things to cope when their parents don’t believe them about their mental illnesses. They hide behind drugs or music…

Or mean words.

Just imagine Jared singing

“All that it takes is a little re-in-vention.

It’s easy to change cause I gave it my a-tten-tion.

What I wish I did, was make him believe he could be who he wanted to be.


miss you dearly.

Sincerely Me.”

And closes the laptop and walks offstage.

Draco confesses
  • Harry: I have been surfing the internet lately.
  • Ron: What is this infernet thingy?
  • Hermione: Its where you see all those food pictures, Ron. And its called internet.
  • Harry: What's this drarry that everyone's talking about?
  • Hermione: Its a ship.
  • Harry: A what? I saw nothing like a ship!
  • Hermione: Well, it is a concept of a fictional couple. The muggles know about us but they think we are stories. Well, let me show you.
  • Harry: I know about that. Ginny told me.
  • Hermione: Then why are you asking me, Harry?
  • Harry: Well, she said that she found the drarry ship cute.
  • Hermione: And?
  • Harry: And I found a lot of stories.
  • Hermione: And?
  • Harry: And I printed them out and took them to office.
  • Ron: Did you read them?
  • Harry: Hell no! I don't have enough patience. Malfoy was bored. He took them.
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: Well, I hope nothing good was in them. Oh Merlin! Here comes Malfoy.
  • Draco: Potter, what the hell is this?
  • Harry: Well I-
  • Draco: I don't care what you have to say. For years I have been working with you, trying to behave normally with you and never expecting anything from you! Do you have any idea what you gave me?
  • Harry: Well I-
  • Draco: Thank you so much. I am glad you feel the same. I love you too, Harry.

coalstewart  asked:

fic title "sweethome alabama fic of my dreams" but if that's a bit too obscure i guess i'll accept "Watershed"

“Howdy,” Peeta drawled, letting the rake in his hand fall to the side. He was sweaty, shirtless, and still annoyingly appealing. Time had been a friend to Peeta Mellark, giving him definition where she had fervently hoped a beer belly had grown instead. No such luck. “What’s it been? Four, five years?”

She adjusted her sunglasses and walked further into the yard that used to be her own. “Six.”

“Ah, yeah. That’s right. Guess time flies when you don’t give a shit.” He gave her a pleasant smile with a side of cold blue eyes. “What brings you back around these parts, Katniss?” He peered over her shoulder, feigning confusion. “I don’t see a broom. What in the world did you ride in on?”

“Oh, okay. Fun. I see we’re playing the role of an ignorant hick today,” she said, pulling a folder from her designer bag. Her hand shook with barely repressed anger. “That’s fine. You do it so nicely. Play your little games. And while you’re at it, can you finally, please, give me my fucking divorce?”

His lips stayed frozen in that curled-lip smile. “Well now, honey. I sure like the way you beg. But…no. I don’t think I will.”

The 100 ways to say 'I love you' OTH edition
  • 1. "Always and forever."
  • 2. "I wanted you to fight for me."
  • 3. "Don't say I never gave you anything."
  • 4. "Hey, pretty girl."
  • 5. "I don't know what I'd do without you."
  • 6. "This is how I spent my summer, wanting you."
  • 7. "You are not allowed to quote from my letters."
  • 8. "You are not an idiot, not even close."
  • 9. "I needed to hear your voice."
  • 10. "Didn't you miss me while you were away?"
  • 11. "This is gonna work, right?"
  • 12. "When are we gonna get to that kissing part?"
  • 13. "I am the guy for you, ____."
  • 14. "You told me to fight for you and I did."
  • 15. "Please stay."
  • 16. "It means a lot to me to know you are here."
  • 17. "Why won't you ever just let me all the way in?"
  • 18. "I’ve given exactly two of these embarrassing speeches in my entire life, and they’ve both been with you."
  • 19. "I miss this, you know? Talking to you."
  • 20. "I need you to need me back."
  • 21. "Can I help you?"
  • 22. "I’m here for you forever."
  • 23. "You always make everything better for me."
  • 24. "Hoes over bros?"
  • 25. "You have me no matter what."
  • 26. "I wish you would've told me."
  • 27. "We made it, didn’t we?"
  • 28. “You think I need to see you with my eyes to know what’s going on with you.”
  • 29. "You're always saving me."
  • 30. "I can't live without you."
  • 31. "When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me... It's you."
  • 32. "Nothing will happen to you, I promise."
  • 33. "It’s always gonna be there, isn’t it? Me and you?"
  • 34. "I sort of like you, you know that?"
  • 35. "I want all the same things you want."
  • 36. "I don't hate you."
  • 37. "Your art matters. It’s what got me here."
  • 38. "Or I can stay if you want."
  • 39. "I wanna have everything with you."
  • 40. "It didn’t mean anything."
  • 41. "It won't happen again."
  • 42. "That girl has been nearly impossible to find but worth every second of the wait."
  • 43. "Maybe I can wish something for you."
  • 44. "You look skinny as ever."
  • 45. "You deserve this."
  • 46. "You’ve taught me to trust."
  • 47. "You see the world in a way that no one else does."
  • 48. "You appreciate everything."
  • 49. "There’s no one in the world like you."
  • 50. "I like it when you get me."
  • 51. "I’m happy to be gotten."
  • 52. "You make sad look beautiful."
  • 53. "I realized how empty my world was without you in it."
  • 54. "Hey, gorgeous."
  • 55. "You don't know me well enough to judge me."
  • 56. "Actually, I feel like I do know you."
  • 57. "We’re us, _____."
  • 58. "You’re sexy when you play football."
  • 59. "You look even more beautiful than in my dreams."
  • 60. "You should know I plan on making every one of your dreams come true."
  • 61. "I could have held you in my arms forever and it still wouldn’t have been long enough."
  • 62. "I need you to get past this."
  • 63. "You are too amazing to carry this around."
  • 64. "Every song ends, is that any reason not to enjoy the music?"
  • 65. "Everything was so much simpler when it was just you and me."
  • 66. "I gotta be honest with you, I could never officially give you away."
  • 67. "Because my world is better with you in it."
  • 68. "I will always be there for you."
  • 69. "I will always protect you."
  • 70. "Can I stay with you tonight?"
  • 71. "I just don’t want to do anything to drive you away."
  • 72. "I don’t want to be that guy anymore."
  • 73. "I wanna be somebody that’s good enough to be seen with you."
  • 74. "We made it."
  • 75. "Thank you for believing in me."
  • 76. "I am not going anywhere."
  • 77. "I don’t ever want to lose you."
  • 78. "Till kingdom come."
  • 79. "But everything is better with you."
  • 80. "I miss you in forever ways."
  • 81. "I like you, more than you know."
  • 82. "You are the devil, aren't you?"
  • 83. "I do like waking up to you."
  • 84. "It's unbelievable how much I hate you."
  • 85. "They are great. So are you."
  • 86. "I promise you I’ll still feel the same way about you that I do right now."
  • 87. "I’m voting for her because of her heart and her spirit."
  • 88. "Do you know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend?"
  • 89. "I could’ve loved the girl in this picture."
  • 90. "I'm gonna miss you most of all."
  • 91. "How can you not see that?"
  • 92. "I remember looking in that mirror and telling you how special you are."
  • 93. "Girls just want somebody to want them back."
  • 94. "What's underneath all the clothes?"
  • 95. "I wanted to come see you because I knew something was wrong."
  • 96. "Forgiveness is love, you know?"
  • 97. "You are the best thing that has ever happened to me."
  • 98. "It's absolutely your business."
  • 99. "My home is your home now."
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you, you know that?"
  • I have a bunch of one-shot requests, feel free to request any of them. Multiples are allowed as well. I write for Descendants 1&2, 5SOS, Teen Wolf, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, (but not Phan I'm sorry if that pains you), Shawn Mendes, 1D, Spider-Man, and others. I'll let you know privately if there is something I will not write, but I'm pretty open!
  • 1: "When did I ever imply that I wanted you?"
  • 2: "Let's take a trip."
  • 3: "This place is for children."
  • 4: "Go home."
  • 5: "Stay away."
  • 6: "There's nothing you could say that would ever make me stop."
  • 7: "You're scared."
  • 8: "I may be wrong, but..."
  • 9: "I don't bite."
  • 10: "Okay, darling."
  • 11: "Get me out of here."
  • 12: "You've been gone for so long."
  • 13: "Don't fall asleep."
  • 14: "I adore you."
  • 15: "Do you love me?"
  • 16: "You pop that gum _one more time._"
  • 17: "You're such a fucking [horoscope sign]."
  • 18: "There's a difference between being happy and being distracted."
  • 19: "You just look like... never mind."
  • 20: "I was angry and I took it out on you, which is totally unfair."
  • 21: "That was in the past."
  • 22: "Can you believe we did that?"
  • 23: "I don't like when you do that."
  • 24: "Get the _hell_ out."
  • 25: "_I_ never said that."
  • 26: "I don't think we can do this anymore."
  • 27: "I told you not to say anything!"
  • 28: "What's wrong?"
  • 29: "It meant nothing."
  • 30: "I miss this."
  • 31: "If I spend $4,250 on alcohol, it'd better kill me."
  • 32: "I want answers."
  • 33: "I don't have anything to say."
  • 34: "If I gave you a chance, would you take it?"
  • 35: "Look! Look! _Look!_"
  • 36: "My sims get more action than I do."
  • 37: "You have to do it."
  • 38: "What are you laughing at?"
  • 39: "Coraline is terrifying!"
  • 40: "I heard you! Damn."
  • 41: "Do you think we were made for each other?"
  • 42: "Can I text you?"
  • 43: "Should I be worried?"
  • 44: "Stop right there."
  • 45: "You've listened to it six times in a row."
  • 46: "Take a chance."
  • 47: "Disney or die!"
  • 48: "Maybe you should move your hand."
  • 49: "I only speak in iconic Vine quotes."
  • 50: "Forever and ever."
  • 51: "Your color is beautiful."
  • 52: "Your aura is irresistible."
  • 53: "Why are you staring at me like that?"
  • 54: "You did _that?_ While five months pregnant?!"
  • 55: "You're only allowed to use the F word three times in a day."
  • 56: "We're closer than we used to be."
  • 57: "I missed us."
  • 58: "We have the house all to ourselves... I'll get the board games!"
  • 59: "I'm broke, but..."
  • 60: "You're so beautiful in the sun."
  • Send me an ask and I'll work on it asap! : )

anonymous asked:

As a larrie I dislike larries comparing the two babygates. This one will obviously be different because cheryl actually gave birth to a baby. And generally liam is more participatory and convincing at stunts than Louis. But that's it. Louis has pictures holding Freddie so I don't see why liams is anything shocking.

I think they should be compared. That gives context when we say…

(no i will never let doge die)

Both situations are incredibly shady. Not to mention, a great example of fandom conditioning is you saying Liam is generally more participatory when Liam has only one baby stunt on the books so far. Louis, unfortunately has many. Soooo, we already feel the need to say Liam is generally more participatory?? Why tho? Not fussing at you nonnie, I just think with so much fakery surrounding 1D it’s always good to step back and ask ourselves why we think what we think. Liam’s Instagram post isn’t really a sign of anything other than 1DHQ trying not to fuck it up as bad as they did with Louis. And everyone should be able to figure that much out, like damn. Did people really expect an awkward tweet? A doll?

So yes, we need to compare and contrast the babygate 1.0 and 2.0. Not to debunk one with the other. But to recognize the patterns, the shadiness and the need for 1DHQ to set these guy’s presumed heterosexuality in stone to cover their own sorry asses.

These are all my original poses for Drake and Kai and I’m sharing, so have my first set of poses! 

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It’s like the worst things get with my parents. The better things get with you. Are things really awful with your parents? It’s a war zone. And I’m stuck with whoever’s got the best lawyer.

A conversation about the 4th Wall in Marvel Comics
  • Deadpool: Hey everybody. It's your favorite merc with a mouth here to talk to you about the fourth wall in comics. I know how much you love when I talk to the readers and interact with those caption bubbles. It's something that hasn't been done in the Marvel Universe before.
  • She Hulk: (Walks in and slaps Deadpool on the back.) Hey Wade, whatcha doin'?
  • Deadpool: I'm talking to the readers like all the cool kids do. You wouldn't understand.
  • She Hulk: I'm sure I have no idea what you're doing. Who's writing this issue anyway? It isn't Byrne is it? Any chance Renee's your editor.
  • Deadpool: What are you talking about?
  • She Hulk: You mean they let you know you're in a comic book, but you don't get to talk to the creative team at all? You got ripped off, kid.
  • Deadpool: I did not. I've got one of the best selling comics out there. What did you get?
  • She Hulk: OK, you've got me there. That reminds me, a bunch of nerds out there owe me their X-men comics.
  • Deadpool: You have to let that go.
  • She Hulk: I know. I know. Hey at least I had a good run. I got to meet Stan Lee, Santa Clause, and jump rope naked for an entire issue.
  • Deadpool: I read that issue. It was all a lie.
  • She Hulk: Can't blame a girl for trying.
  • Deadpool: So I guess we're it for now, and I'm glad about that. Don't need too much competition.
  • Voice: I think you forgot somebody.
  • Deadpool: Who's that?
  • Cap: It's me, Captain America.
  • She Hulk: When did you ever break the fourth wall?
  • Cap: I've been breaking the wall for the last 75 years.
  • Deadpool: How do you figure that, grandpa.
  • Cap: You know how they have those thought bubbles that let you know what characters think?
  • She Hulk: I love those. Gives everything away.
  • Deadpool: And they give you lots of material to bribe people. Did you ever hear about what Wolverine hides under his bed?
  • She Hulk: I don't want to know, thank you very much.
  • Cap: Don't you want to know how I broke the fourth wall all these years?
  • Deadpool: Will it shut you up?
  • She Hulk: It can't be that impressive, Cap. Not to put you down or anything.
  • Cap: Go back and look at all my thought bubbles over the last 75 years. Did you ever see one where I had a single thought about being a secret agent of Hydra?
  • She Hulk: No, because the whole story line is stupid.
  • Deadpool: (whispers) I was going to say that, thank you very much.
  • Cap: 75 years and I never gave any indication I was a bad guy. Never a single thought out of place. The readers were clueless.
  • She Hulk: (storms off) Byrne! Is this your fault? I wouldn't put it past you. Get over here and fix this right now.
  • Cap: What is she doing?
  • Deadpool: Doing something worthwhile with her fourth wall breaking skills. See you later gramps. don't let the plot holes hit you in the ass on your way out.
  • Cap: I don't think that was necessary at all.
Texts From Last Night sentence starters
  • [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
  • [text] I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
  • [text] My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
  • [text] He’s so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he’d be like “I just want you to be happy”
  • [text] I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
  • [text] Well I didn't know she was a I kind of just went with it
  • [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
  • [text] I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
  • [text] Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
  • [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
  • [text] Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
  • [text] Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good child
  • [text] How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
  • [text] You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
  • [text] good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
  • [text] You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
  • [text] So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
  • [text] I just said “I love my cat” as a hobby.
  • [text] how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
  • [text] This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
  • [text] I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So I’m getting a vibrator.
  • [text] I’m trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
  • [text] This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
  • [text] i’m gonna friendzone myself so you don’t have to
  • [text] He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
  • [text] I’m fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
  • [text] Hey you’re the best friend, I’m sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
  • [text] The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
  • [text] I lost the right to judge tonight