Don't Trust The B---- in Apt 23

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When I promise myself I’m not going to be obsessed with this fandom

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

reasons to watch Don't Trust the B In Apartment 23

- it’s all on Netflix and you can watch the first season in an hour and a half
- Krysten Ritter
- your favorite cynical, sex-addicted alcoholic sociopath archetype but this time she’s a hot girl
- flawless execution of the bait and switch and switch and switch in every fucking episode
- Chloe’s (krysten ritter) closet is to die for
- in one scene in the first goddamn episode Krysten Ritter walks out naked in fuzzy heels to chit chat with her food inspector neighbor, who is also in a serious relationship with the sex doll Chloe set him up with
- Eric André
- origin of the “who wants to get weird and play Mario Kart” gif
- Every thanksgiving Chloe calls all her married lovers’ house phones while they’re having family dinner
- everyone has a friend like June and if you don’t have a friend like June you are the friend like June
- great phrases like “panty hamster” and “blue tubes”
- subtle repressed bisexuality
- Tall Slut No Panties
- James Van Der Beek is cast as himself but as a parody
- Chloe once adopted a foster kid so she could have an assistant she didn’t have to pay
- every episode is bananas af