That friend that doesn't get a single fandom reference:
  • Me:it's bigger on the inside.
  • Friend:what is?
  • Me:I'm a phangirl okay? Okay.
  • Friend:did you-
  • Me:I siriusly did.
  • Friend:but-
  • Me:it's the dam fandoms again.
  • Friend:*slams fist on table*
  • Friend:I LOVE THAT PART!
  • Me:love is weakness.
  • Friend:wat?
  • Me:you will go to the paper towns and never come back.
  • Friend:I'm don-
  • Me:Josh Dunn?
  • Friend:wait who?
  • Me:don't speak out loud, it lowers the IQ of the entire street.
  • Friend:I don't under-
  • Me:yer a muggle
  • Friend:I hate Harry Potter..
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • *2 days later*
  • Police:so she just "accidentally" got strangled by a boa constructor cuz the glass "accidentally" disappeared?
  • Me:sounds legit.

make me choosemontysass asked: series 5 or series 6
“Now, the question of the hour is, “Who’s got the Pandorica?” Answer: I do. Next question: Who’s coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else, I don’t have anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, and then, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.”