Do-the-Ska

With the rise of dadsonas and Dream Daddy ocs, I ask everyone to do one thing. Keep the Ska band in the backstory. All these dads. All these ocs. They all made up the Skammunist Manifesto. Through a series of break ups, members holding on to the band name, and people coming and going from the bands, all of these ocs/dadsonas would be a part of the Skammunist Manifesto one way or another.

Mark down the block? He was in the Skammunist Manifesto. The principal of Amanda’s school? Also in the band. Half the population of Maple Bay? In the band.

Favourite Undertale quotes

(aka the reasons you should play Undertale if you haven’t yet)

  • *ANIME’S REAL, RIGHT?!?!
  • *You came all the way back here to look at Toriel’s socks. *You have great priorities in life. 
  • *Wosh u SOUL
  • *YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART. BUT WHO DOESN’T!?
  • *Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.
  • *It looks like a snow ball… *Actually, it’s a snow decahedron.
  • *SCIENTIST DISCOVERS HEALTH BENEFITS OF USING COMPUTER (JUST KIDDING LOL)
  • *TINY VOLCANO MONSTER TRIES ITS BEST, RECEIVES TINY APPLAUSE
  • *WOSHUA CLEANS UP LOCAL CRIME, LITERALLY FINDS CRIMINALS AND DOUSES THEM IN SOAP, CRIME DOESN’T GO DOWN BUT IT SMELLS AMAZING
  • *Partaking in worthless garbage fills you with determination.
  • *DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY…WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE?!?!?
  • *I’ll pay you 1000G if you get Mettaton to autograph my butt!
  • *DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS!!!!
  • *Why do people find him so attractive?? *He’s literally just a freaking rectangle.
  • *Huh? *Everyone else is DEAD? *Does that mean I don’t have to work today?
  • *STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!
  • *Thank you so much, dearie! *It’s all because of you *(r money).
  • *You’re making the switches uncomfortable with all this attention.
  • *(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I’M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
  • *In this hellish world, you can only take 3 pieces of candy…
  • *I’m literally going to make out with a fish.
  • *OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!! I WANTED TO KNOW  IF YOU KNOW…I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!…YOU KNOW?
  • *Mad Dummy is doing an armless ska dance.
  • *Now you’ll see my true power: Relying on people that aren’t garbage!
  • *I DON’T NEED FRIENDS!!! *I’VE GOT KNIVES!!! 
  • *i’ve almost got a mix cd finished for my scary neighbor… *it’s 74 minutes of people screaming their signature wrestling moves *but they’re all autotuned *i hope she likes it
  • *What do I look like, the ice-cream woman? *Do human ice-cream women TERRORIZE HUMANITY with ENERGY SPEARS? *Are their ice-cream songs a PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION?
  • *OH MY GOD!!! *STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
  • *I should have worn a few million more pairs of pants today.
  • *Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. *Its Trash. 0 stars
  • *SOMETIMES, I’M A GENIUS. ALL THE TIME.
  • *Sparkle up your day™.
  • *EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT THE HEAT… *YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MY HOT METAL BODY!
  • *THIS DOG… *STILL EXISTS! *THIS STORY… *JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
  • *My hair… yes, I use metal hairgel. 
  • They say I have the voice of a Siren… awooga!
  • *… you really like hot animals, don’t you? *hey, i’m not judging.
  • *yeah, you’ve gotta save your money for college and spiders.
  • *STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING? *CAN’T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
  • *I will make intent eye contact with you so you sweat while you talk.
  • *First off, I’m a baby KNIGHT! *Captain of the babies!!!
  • *I’M UNDYNE AND I’M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
  • *WHAT!! I DIDN’T CRY!!! I DON’T CRY!! *I JUST…CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. *TEARS!!!
  • *This is Sans *Frisk, did you know that I love to “get owned?” *I also think Toriel is very good and fhfjkehfeaufsisf
  • *THERE ARE WAY BETTER ANIMALS TO MARRY. *LIKE SKELETONS!!!
  • *HMMM..THE SOLUTION TO THIS ONE…? *I ACTUALLY JUST STEPPED OVER THE SPIKES. *SO THE SOLUTION IS TO BE VERY TALL AND HANDSOME.
  • *SOMEDAY I’LL IMPRESS HER WITH MY HUGE BICEPS… *THAT’S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!
  • *When I feel like relaxing, I always take a break there. *That means NEVER!! *I HATE RELAXING!! *I LOVE being ANGRY and STRESSED OUT!!!
  • *You can’t do the jimpity jumpity joodle!? *The limpity loppity leap!?
  • *I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS… *SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.
  • *Uh, if not for that grooty, I’d have kicked your booty.
  • *(HORRIBLE BIRD IMITATIONS)
  • *GARBAGE, HUH? BOY, DO I KNOW GARBAGE!! *AFTER ALL, I’M HOUSEMATES WITH A LAZY BAG OF TRASH! *HIS NAME’S TRASHY HE LIVES IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 
  • *You make a snowball and throw it for the dog to fetch. *It splats on the ground. *Greater Dog picks up all the snow in the area and brings it to you.
  • *WOWIE!!! UNDYNE!!! *SOMEDAY I WANTTO BE AS STRONG AND SWEATY AS YOU.
  • *PLEASE STOP COMMITTING GHOST CRIMES.
  • *It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet… *Wait. *It’s just a croissant…
  • *EMITTING SLIME…THAT’S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.
  • *It appears to be a self- sustaining tornado made of trash.
  • *N… NO!!! NOT THE FLATTERY SUPLEX!!!
  • *I can’t go to hell. *I’m all out of vacation days.
  • *A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! *HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! *ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S REAL.
  • *And I’m forecasting an incoming front of SHUT UP!!!
  • *I CAN’T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. *CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? *THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER??
  • *I’m thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality. *It makes a statement like… *“Attach a leash to me and take me for a walk please.”
  • *(AUDIBLE WINK)… *WAIT, WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS???
  • *It’s kinda cute… *…I mean, uh… *I’m tough!!! *I love to eat rocks!!
  • *A A A A A. *I’M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.
  • *Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren’t exactly perfect. *Nah!!! *They totally are!! *Eat up, punk!! *(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
  • *IS (THE SOUND A BABY MAKES) AN EMOTION?
  • *Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
måste inte, etc

Måste means must and inte means not, so you might think that “måste inte” and “must not” mean the same thing, but they don’t! The inte negates the måste itself, so “måste inte” means “does not have to”. There is no simple equivalent of “must not”, but the closest translations are “ska inte” and “får inte”. As you see below, the use of ska and får is ambiguous, context and voice are important to determine what you mean by ska or får.

jag måste göra det - I must do it
du måste göra det - you must do it
jag måste inte göra det - I don’t have to do it
du måste inte göra det - you don’t have to do it
det måste inte betyda slutet - it doesn’t have to mean the end

jag ska göra det - I will do it
du ska göra det - you will do it / you shall do it
jag ska inte göra det - I will not do it
du ska inte göra det - you will not do it / you shouldn’t do it / you mustn’t do it
du ska inte tro det blir sommar - you mustn’t think it will be summer

jag får göra det - I am allowed to do it / I should do it
du får göra det - you are allowed to do it / you should do it
jag får inte göra det - I am not allowed to do it
du får inte göra det - you are not allowed to do it / you shouldn’t do it
du får inte tänka så - you shouldn’t think like that

jag borde göra det - I should do it
du borde göra det - you should do it
jag borde inte göra det - I shouldn’t do it
du borde inte göra det - you shouldn’t do it

If you are one of those ska elitists who yells at kids who are only just getting into ska and listening to Reel Big Fish then you honestly suck so much
You’re no better or worse than them because you listen to ‘traditional ska’ , all you’re doing is killing the ska scene which is kinda small enough already
You were young once, you didn’t come out of the womb with a pair of twotone suspenders and a flatcap. Give them a break and embrace young kids keeping the scene alive!

[ image: a great reason why i made this sideblog. the penguin is ice skating on an elevated rink that doubles as a counter, which our good friends the ventriloquist and scarface are sitting at. the penguin is singing (apparently doing ’ Darude - Sandstorm Ska ’, whatever that is) and scating to the ventriloquist, offering a fish that kinda presses against his face. the penguin is sparkling and making about the prettiest face he can at this time, his hat taken off and held over his belly. the ventriloquist does not like this gift, and on his lap, scarface, who is wearing a little birthday cone hat and has a tiny martini on the ice counter, is complaining loudly, a hand on his hip and a hand in the air. he says, the words overlapping the confines of his speech bubble and the ventriloquist’s lineart, “what the heck is this shit i mean i just wanted some jugglers not some loser that literally ignores me it’s my birthday are you even listening to me-”. no, the ventriloquist is not listening. ]

anonymous asked:

(new person) this is a genuine question and I'm not trying to get you into discou//rse, but if all of that is bad enough for gamz/ee to be condemned, then why do you still love vri//ska? I just can't understand why people like her

(on mobile rn but i may source this later)

the thing with vriska is that shes visibly manipulated in the story by both spidermom and doc scratch (i havent read fletcher wortman’s analysis but ive heard he explains it very well) and indirectly by mindfang’s journal. she was being forced to kill to survive from a VERY young age, with a warped perspective of troll society that made her situation seem normal, and an omnipotent *adult* (that bits important) coaxing her into doing things she wouldntve even considered otherwise while shifting all of the blame onto her

whereas clowny mcjuggalo did all his shit for… no reason. like that shit with terezi did not further any one of his goals and it was made clear that it wasnt just aranea controlling him (which is itself a whole other can of worms). he has no motives or excuse

and unlike g*mzee, vriska was an ultimately heroic figure in the story, while he was barely even a character by the end - he existed solely to pose a threat to the other characters

Answer the questions using the song titles of only one artist/band and then tag 20 people.

Artist: The Specials

What is your gender? You’re Wondering Now
How do you feel? Blank Expression
If you could go anywhere: (Dawning of A) New Era
Favorite mode of transportation? I Can’t Stand It
Favorite time of day? Nite Klub
If your life was a TV show: Doesn’t Make It Alright
Relationship status: Do Nothing
Your fear: Too Much Too Young