- Vimes:Tell Quirke where he can stick his orders.
- Carrot:In the filing cabinet
- Vimes:No, Carrot
Which do you think is the better berserker scene in Discworld canon, Sam Vimes howling "THAT!!! IS!! NOT!!! MY!!!! COW!!!!" in Thud! or Dorfl's methodical rampage through Ankh-Morpork following his being given free will?