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Dear Miguel (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧,

where the fuck do I even begin omfg I don’t know how to so bear with me ok.
You are a great and amazing person aka a gigantic asshole who makes fun of everyone, but that’s why we’re friends (✿◠‿◠)
I remember like it was yesterday when I hated your guts for no apparent reason; actually, it probably was yesterday because, as previously stated, you’re a total douche omfg. (╹◡╹)凸
But yay!!!! You’re finally legal even though not really because you’re an immigrant but who the fuck cares am I right ladies (well technically you’re legal now but fuck that ok this is funnier).  (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

But yeah, you’re my best friend and lbr you’re like the brother I’ve never had and have always wanted and yeah I love you bro full-on homo okay *insert tears* ಥ‿ಥ

and yeah HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU OWE ME LIKE $10k ALREADY ヽ(´ ▽ ` )ノ