<p><b>Teacher:</b> So, Gloria, what did you do this summer?<p/><b>Me:</b> *thinking about all the gay fanfics i've read, the amount of times when i fangirled over a ship, watched Youtubers and laughed my ass off, listened to my favorite bands, basically never left the house and just ate, slept, shipped and procrastinated*<p/><b>Me:</b> oh you know the usual, went to vacation and stuff, haha... *nervous laughter*<p/></p>
Me:I am a human mess. Why does anyone like me? I am ugly trash who's overweight and has awful skin and hair. What the hell am I doing with my life? Everyone is better than me.
Also me:Get out of my way bitch. What makes you think you can talk to me for I am a supreme being and your rightful ruler and you are but a piece of scrap I must deal with in this life I did not deserve. Fear me I am a god.