Disco Bra

More Gravity Falls sentence starters

“Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get in my car?”

“Follow me into this dark and dangerous alley.”  

“Avenge me, kids! Avenge meeeee!”

“Darn beautiful men. Always eating out of my trash… wait, what?”

“Who would sacrifice everything they worked for just for their dumb sibling?”

“_____ is the worst. And that’s not just jealousy talking, I would say that to his/her face.”

“You’re the worst.”

“Oh, I’ll hold my horses. I’ll hold them. You monster.”

“It’s like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“Kids! I can’t find the remote, and I refuse to stand up!”

“Hot Belgian waffles!”

“Dude, you’re laying on my bra.”

“Disco girl, coming through. That girl is you. ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.”

“You’re never gonna see it, Kid. Never. Gonna. See it.”

“Watch the shop for a minute, _____. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out.”

“I believe in you, Goober.”

“I’m gonna find you, Kid!”

“And here we have Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock, the rock that looks like a face.”

“It’s just like my life… in a way.”

“Don’t come in! Don’t come in!”

“Nah, come on. Everyone’s seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I’m going to teach this bear to drive.”

“And the yellow light means ‘speed up’.”

“Okay, you undead jerks. You ready to die twice?”

“The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me!”

“Everything hurts.”

“Would it be wrong to punch a child?”

“Woah! Children fighting. I can sell this.”

“Well, I learned nothing.”