Disco Bra

So this is another face synopsis dedicated to @chatterbox-21 , and i would just like to say thanks for making my day. This picture is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me:

Lets start with spencer shall we: 

We does he have a giant parker on? all the other dudes have like longsleve shirts on, and then he’s just like “my mum doesn’t want me catching a cold”. And anyways does it even get cold in Las Vegas? I just googled it and it doen’t. Why would you even own that Spencer. 

Now lets go to brent: 

Brent is giving me serious murderous vibes. I don’t know if it’s the hair, the stance he is in, or the eyes, but i feel like i am going to be killed by him one day. The other boys should be scared, he wants vengeance on them for kicking him out of the band. 

And now for Brendon:

Ok. There are so mny things to comment on so i am inisiating a bullet point list

  • The bowl beiber cut: He really looks mormon in this picture. Like that cool religious kid that you always see walking out of church.
  • The Bra: Honestlly, brendons boobs look bigger than mine, jesus christ. God knows how he got a hold of that bra, or why he put it on, but he is making it work. 
  • His pregnancy: The dude looks majorly pregnant in this photo. It would explain where he got the bra from. 
  • The guitar: He doesn’t even have his hands on it properly, he looks like he is trying to delicately trying to pick something up, but his big ass hands are not dainty at all, so it just looks clumsy. 
  • The facial expression: I am not even going to comment on that. I am just going to leave this here: 

But moving on…

Heres Ryan

Looks remotly innocent. Wrong. he boy is legit touching brendon’s boobs. 

Things that are going through his mind

  • Wtf brendon
  • Where did you get this
  • You said i was the only one 
  • Pink is really not your colour

And that’s it. Sorry for the long post, but if you want a face synopsis done, just send me an ask, and i’ll do one for you. 

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More Gravity Falls sentence starters

“Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get in my car?”

“Follow me into this dark and dangerous alley.”  

“Avenge me, kids! Avenge meeeee!”

“Darn beautiful men. Always eating out of my trash… wait, what?”

“Who would sacrifice everything they worked for just for their dumb sibling?”

“_____ is the worst. And that’s not just jealousy talking, I would say that to his/her face.”

“You’re the worst.”

“Oh, I’ll hold my horses. I’ll hold them. You monster.”

“It’s like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“Kids! I can’t find the remote, and I refuse to stand up!”

“Hot Belgian waffles!”

“Dude, you’re laying on my bra.”

“Disco girl, coming through. That girl is you. ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.”

“You’re never gonna see it, Kid. Never. Gonna. See it.”

“Watch the shop for a minute, _____. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out.”

“I believe in you, Goober.”

“I’m gonna find you, Kid!”

“And here we have Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock, the rock that looks like a face.”

“It’s just like my life… in a way.”

“Don’t come in! Don’t come in!”

“Nah, come on. Everyone’s seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I’m going to teach this bear to drive.”

“And the yellow light means ‘speed up’.”

“Okay, you undead jerks. You ready to die twice?”

“The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me!”

“Everything hurts.”

“Would it be wrong to punch a child?”

“Woah! Children fighting. I can sell this.”

“Well, I learned nothing.”