Soooo I plan a making an Indiana Jones BillDip AU BUT I’m stuck between two ideas.
Idea 1) Bill is an ancient God that is found by adventurer/professor/mr indiana jones Dipper Pines when searching for his Grunkles and through a ritual by the local indigenous tribe, they’re stuck with each other.
Idea 2) Bill is a ancient being that is a famed archeologist/professor that has been challenged by local journalist Dipper into finding Stanely and Stanford who was looking into ancient gods. They end up searching for the two and outrunning the Gleeful family.
@selfishjean and @bottomley-potts both tagged me to describe myself in three fictional characters. The first two I didn’t even have to think about. And then there’s like ten other characters whom I all relate to equally as hard, so I totally cheated. :)
Ben Wyatt: I just am Ben Wyatt in so many ways, big and small. He’s a nerd but socially adept. He’s smart and cares a lot but is still kind of nonplussed by emotions a lot of the time. He’s silly and sweet and is willing to look dumb if that’s what will make his friends happy, or if it’s the right thing to do, even if it kind of terrifies him. He’s confident in who he is and likes himself, and mostly doesn’t care what other people think of him. He isn’t a huge fan of people in general but he loves his family (of blood and choice) fiercely.
Spencer Reid: I’m not a genius or a prodigy, but I have a photographic memory and I’m a champion reader and I’m full of information that I share at the drop of a hat. I’m a little awkward but I mean well. I wear lots of cardigans and use big words. And every time anyone gets annoyed at Spencer Reid for sharing information I want to fight them for not appreciating and understanding him. (He’s not trying to show off! He just has information that he thinks might be interesting and/or useful to his listeners! QUIT TREATING HIM LIKE A FREAK FOR KNOWING STUFF.)
Data: loves cats and is very logical. Is constantly trying to figure out what it means to be human.
Samantha Carter: is polite and smart and competent and doesn’t take shit from anyone, but at the same time doesn’t know what to do with her own emotions and has a tendency to say things and then replay what she said and realize it came out wrong. She’s kind of a dork, especially when it comes to her sense of humor. Also loves cats and space and Jack O’Neill.
Evy Carnahan O’Connell: is polite and smart and competent and doesn’t take shit from anyone. She’s kind of a klutz but feels really bad about it. She’s frustrated when people won’t take her seriously, but doesn’t let that stop her from doing what she knows is right. She knows who she is and is proud of herself, even if other people don’t get her. She’s a good mom and is totally in love with her smartass husband.
Dipper Pines: I relate hard to the way Dipper is always trying to make everyone think about what they’re doing, and how distressed he is when the people he loves get in trouble because they didn’t think things through, and how hard he’s always trying to make sense of things and get to the bottom of the mystery. He doesn’t go looking for supernatural explanations but when the supernatural is what makes the most sense he’s open to it.
(Honorable mention goes to Luna Lovegood, Nomi Marks from Sense8, Scooter from the Muppets, Beth Fremont from Rainbow Rowell’s Attachments, Felicity Smoak from Arrow, and Abed Nadir from Community.)