Diary-Of-The-Wimpy-Kid

Okay, Netflix. Now, I want Percy Jackson, Chronicles of Narnia, Spiderwick Chronicles, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Junie B. Jones, Magic Tree House, Boxcar Children, and Hannibal Season 4.
—  my greedy ass after finishing the first season of A Series of Unfortunate Events 
  • Fred: So, look.
  • George: Mom asked us to give you some advice
  • Fred: about Hogwarts. It's real simple:
  • George: - don't talk to anyone,
  • Fred: - don't look at anyone,
  • George: - don't go anywhere,
  • Fred: - don't sit down,
  • George: - don't raise your hand,
  • Fred: - don't go to the bathroom,
  • George: -don't get noticed,
  • Fred: - don't choose the wrong friends,
  • George: - Don't get sorted into Slytherin,
  • Fred: - Don't try and catch the giant squid,
  • George: - Don't aggravate Peeves,
  • Fred: - Don't try talking to Snape,
  • George: - Don't get attached to the DADA Teacher,
  • Fred: - don't... [sighs] Who are we kidding?
  • George: You'll be dead,
  • Fred: - or homeschooled
  • George: by the end of the year anyway.
  • [Both Twins pat Ron's head]
  • Fred And George: Oh! And don't be seen with Percy!

eveRY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

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Imagine...Being The Eldest Of The Heffley Children And Bringing Lucifer Home As Your Boyfriend

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Lucifer: That’s your mum?

(Y/N): Yeah.

Lucifer: She’s pretty, she reminds me of someone back home.

(Y/N): Lucifer, don’t get any ideas. 

Lucifer: I won’t love, I love you.

(Y/N): Oh, yeah. Don’t forget, do not scare them. Do not tell them who you really are please.

  • Fred: Dearest Brother, We are going to teach you how to live.
  • Ron: But you two hate me.
  • George: We don't hate you...
  • Fred: We just don't necessarily like you.
  • George: Besides, This is valuable stuff and no one taught us -
  • Fred: But we believe it should have been a right of passage!
  • George: There are three Rules! And they are brilliant!
  • Fred: Rule Number one! -
  • George: Don't be good at something you don't want to do! Rule Number two! -
  • Fred: Always lower Mom and Dad's expectations! and Rule Number Three! -
  • George: Never do something when someone else can do it for you!
  • Ron: Is that why you two have been making me clean your room for years!?!
  • Both: More or less.