Det.-Hayden-Cooper

Me seeing Coop after 25 years
  • me, seeing bad!Coop: No no no. Go away you piece of shit. -12/10. Get this ugly piece of trash off my screen. Ugly ass mullet. Ugly ass tan. Fucking gross piece of shit.
  • me, seeing good!Coop: YAAS! MY HUSBAND IS BACK. GOOD SHIT. GOOD SHIT. A++++. 11/10. YOU AGED DAMN FINE MY FRIEND. LIKE YOU SLICC MOTHERFUCKER
  • Kevin: game time! Describe yourself with one lyric!
  • Betty: good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught!
  • Veronica: you say you want a bad bitch show me you can handle this
  • Cheryl: baby I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
  • Jughead: when you try your best but you don't succeed…
  • Archie: OH CMON MAN