Derangement

Gasoline
  • Aries:Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?
  • Taurus:Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?
  • Gemini:Are you deranged like me?
  • Cancer:Saying that you shouldn't waste your pretty face like me?
  • Leo:Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
  • Virgo:Pointing fingers cause you’ll never take the blame like me?
  • Libra:Are you insane like me?
  • Scorpio:Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
  • Sagittarius:Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
  • Capricorn:Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?
  • Aquarius:Are you strange like me?
  • Pisces:Been in pain like me?
GASOLINE
  • Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?:Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?:Taurus, Libra
  • Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?:Gemini, Virgo
  • Are you deranged like me? Are you strange like me?:Cancer, Capricorn
  • Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?:Aries, Leo
  • Pointing fingers 'cause you'll never take the blame like me?:Scorpio, Pisces
  • what she says:I'm fine
  • what she means:Dylan O'Brien showed up to an interview with actual shoes. He wore actual, real-life shoes that weren't Adidas and he wasn't even wearing khaki pants and he wore a button-down. He looked so good and not like some deranged trash king uncurling himself from within the dark depths of a dumpster and I just don't know. I don't know. Why is he real
the signs as songs/lyrics from badlands

aries: are you deranged like me? are you strange like me? lighting matches to swallow up the flame like me? // gasoline

taurus: i’m the king and you’re the queen and we will stumble through heaven // young god

gemini: we’ll be looking for sunlight or the headlights ‘til our wide eyes burn bright // roman holiday

cancer: now we’re lost somewhere in outer space in a hotel room where demons play // coming down

leo: i’m headed straight for the castle, they wanna make me their queen // castle

virgo: all we do is think about the feelings that we hide, all we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign, sick and full of pride // drive

scorpio: they fight me, vigorous and angry, watch them pounce, ignite me, licking up the flames that they bring about // hold me down

libra: cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you’d expect inside her new balenciaga // new americana

sagittarius: i’m a wanderess, i’m a one night stand, don’t belong to no city don’t belong to no man // hurricane

capricorn: god damn right you should be scared of me, who is in control? // control 

aquarius: you’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold // haunting

pisces: you’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece // colors

Liking Terada and Rika just for the sweetness of the promise he has to her to wait for her to grow up, but at the same time being totally disgusted he is a full grown adult of whatever age, liking and making promises (ring in the manga) and even dating (in the manga) a ten year old girl. How deranged and revolting it is has far more weight over any “sweet” factor. The scene in the manga where he waits in a tree hiding from others, is quite disturbing.

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I am selling so many dragons, please buy them.

Here. Have two Lore Dragons that need homes that can take their deranged antics. Catalyst being a level 25 and Magiska being a level 10. They’re mates and have several children, all named. I would love to sell them as a combined pair, rather than separate them. (They’d both go mad without the other, well at least Magiska.)

They don’t come with their gear, but it’s reference if you wanna.. I don’t know.. remake them?

Accents are Circus Mage (Trickmurk 2015) and Dracolich (Riot of Rot 2014).

Interested? Message me here!

anonymous asked:

Illumi for meme please

  • What I like about them: he’s creepy, he has super nice hair, he’s kinda hot?? especially in the movie, he’s super cute, deranged but adorable.
  • What I dislike about them: his obsession with killua makes no sense to me like what is your problem dude the kid aint worth it…
  • Favourite moment: all his interactions with hisoka lmao also when he’s being creepy&repulsive, and when he goes to sleep during the exam arc
  • Least favourite moment: -
  • A situation with this character that I want to see explored more: anything at all?? just give me a hisoillu spinoff so i dont waste my time with so many characters that i dont care about
  • An interesting AU for this character: -
  • A crossover: -
  • OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship): hisoka
  • Other ships?: -
  • BROTP: assassins dont have friends… nor bros
  • NOTP: killua. gross
  • An assortment of headcanons!: -