De-Been

What makes this whole thing creepier is the fact that they’ve been de-aging Babs to keep her as Batgirl of Burnside which makes her even younger than she normally would be. To the point where Bruce is literally having sex with someone who is almost underage.

This whole thing is so messed up and pointless (is sex really going to help?? nooo) but I just felt like this point needed to be made

  • Washington:I could use all the help I can get...I'm in //dire// need of assistance.
  • Burr:Your Excellency Sir-
  • Washington:no not you
When I get a job

Me: *dramatically dances, sings, acts, and raps whole hamilton album in acapella*

Me: yes I’m a professional actor, singer, and dancer. I have a lot of experience.

izaaking  asked:

tell me your crit role ships, i need to know honestly

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

I’m going to do romantic AND platonic because I’ve always believed that platonic ships are just as important! (e.g.: STEALTH TWINS, pike+grog, etc.)

(very long post under the cut!)


Vax’ildan + Vex’ahlia:

  • familial relationships are so fucking important
  • my entire goddamn critical role tag is a love letter to their relationship
  • vex is the most important person in vax’s entire life and he would fight nations and gods to keep her safe
  • he challenged the god of fucking death for her life without hesitation or fear because like hell he was going to let his sister die before he does
  • he was miserable the entire time he was separated from her during the trial of the take
  • the first thing he did upon seeing her again was giving her a long, silent hug
  • “hey”
  • “*vex’s ugly sobbing noises*”
  • i’m still crying over that moment don’t look at me
  • vax tying his cloak around vex’s shoulders and telling her fiercely to stay safe, to stay hidden, because he can’t bear to lose her
  • the nat 20 acrobatics for vax to reach vex and screaming at someone to help when vex loses consciousness in the temple of ioun
  • “talk about my sister again” and then slitting the rakshasa’s throat in vex’s name g o d
  • vax’s entire life has been dedicated to his sister’s happiness and wellbeing because to him she is the best thing in all of creation. she’s the one person in his life that he can trust unconditionally, love unconditionally, without fear of harm or rejection. she’s his baby sister, she’s the best and brightest thing in his life, she’s the only true family he has left, she’s kind and good and giving and fierce and strong and she is his everything. vax would lay down his life in a second (which he’s done) do anything for her to keep her safe (a stick made of human tongues comes to mind, and the criminal he sacrificed in her name without remorse or hesitation) and whole and untouched by the horrors of the world because she’s his sister, his twin, the other half of his soul and above everyone else he loves her best.
  • “do not go far from me. if you’re out of earshot you’re too far from me.”
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • DOUBLE NAT 20 PERCEPTION CHECKS!!!
  • vex nearly memorized an entire book within a few days in order to reassure her brother in his time of need, setting aside her concerns and worries in order to make sure that her brother was alright
  • THE DOUBLE NAT 20′S DURING THE FIRST BRIARWOOD FIGHT I. AM. STILL. S C R E A M I N G. THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE SHOW!!! DON’T FUCK WITH VEX’S BROTHER ALRIGHT SHE WILL FUCK. YOU. UP!!!
  • vex asking vax in complete sincerity if he wants her to essentially assassinate kashaw when they see him again because like hell she’s just going to stand there when her brother’s in pain watching kashaw and keyleth interact oh my god
  • VEX’S DRAGON EYES™ WHEN KEYLETH TELLS HER THAT SHE AND VAX PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED
  • AND THEN IMMEDIATELY STOPPING WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT KEYLETH’S FIRST KISS
  • “well now that i know that you’re not interested in my brother i don’t care”
  • being so possessive and protective of vax like y’all better not hurt her brother because although he’s made of shadows and knives and death he’s also got a big, soft, vulnerable heart that vex guards with her words and her bow. her big, foolish, loving brother who dives headfirst into danger for the ones he loves, who scares her with his recklessness and his rash decisions, who spends his entire life being guided by his heart instead of his head, who protects her so fiercely he forgets to protect himself, she is the keeper of his heart and she will absolutely destroy anyone who harms him.
  • like honestly i’m 10000% certain that whenever anyone says shit about a twin the other twin is just *KILL BILL SIRENS* and that’s beautiful
  • listen i could go on for years about the stealth twins but i’m going to stop here because i feel y’all get the point, ye?

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There’s this muslim journalist living in france going undercover into isis documentary on TV right now and one of the terrorists he meets tals about how he pretends to have been “de-readicalized” as taqiyya

another “right wing conspiracy theory” huh :^^^)

y'all people wanna know what grinds my gears?? how carlos is the super genius of the group and evie is the clothes making fashionista

like okay sure but fashion diva carlos whos main weapon is all the gossip he collects from his circles??? pls i want this. also his mom is billionare fashion designer,even if he hates her and she was a shitty mom, he would have picked up some tips. i get why hes characterised that way one to show how different he is from her but consider:

a huge part of evies character arc is that shes a fuck lot smarter than she prtends to be. sooo why isnt she the computer geek?? it would stop the ‘pretty girls arent smart’ stereotype and make her even more impressive

tldr; i cry over what might have been