Dave-Cullen

Columbine: by Dave Cullen THE MUSICAL

Starring JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AS ERIC HARRIS

and JARRED LETO AS DYLAN KLEBOLD

Scene 1: Cafeteria

Dylan: omg!!! nobody is attracted to me

Eric: FEAR *flips over chair* NOT mY DISCIPLE, I WILL TEAHC YOU HOW TO DO… THE LADDDYYYY *flexes biceps* CAAATCHING

Dylan: b-but eric!!! that’s wrong!!! you have to wait for a girl to fall in love with you!

Eric: *throws head back, exposing inhumanly large adam’s apple* BAHAHA! NO, MY VIRGIN FRIEND!! YOU CAN ENTRANCE THE LADIES WITH THE SMILE OF A PLAYER, AND THE WINK OF YER EYE!!!

Dylan: *stands up, tear streaming down face* No Eric!!!

Eric: *turns around in shock* DYLAN? MY FOLLOWER??? QUESTIONING ME, I ERIC HARRIS?????//????????/????!@#$%^&*?/??? GODLIKE?????

(to be continued)

RAGING SO HARD

DYLAN WAS NOT SUCKED IN BY ERIC

HE WROTE ABOUT NBK IN HIS JOURNALS LONG BEFORE ERIC EVER DID

DYLAN WROTE THE “HAVE FUN!” LINE IN HIS JOURNAL

DYLAN IS THE ONE WE HEAR IN THE 911 CALLS WHOOPING AND HOLLERING

DYLAN WANTED TO DO THIS JUST AS MUCH AS ERIC

IT IS ILLEGAL TO DIAGNOSE A PERSON WITH A MENTAL CONDITION, INCLUDING PSYCHOPATHY, POST MORTEM

ERIC CRIES AND APOLOGIES IN THE BASEMENT TAPES

ERIC STAYED HOME TO TAKE CARE OF HIS ILL DOG

HOW IS IT YOU ARE CONSIDERED A CREDIBLE AND DEFINITIVE SOURCE ON COLUMBINE YET YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE THESE PLAIN, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR FACTS ABOUT THE BOYS? PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA NEED TO STOP SIMPLY BELIEVING WHAT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND ASK FUCKING QUESTIONS.

please dont hate me but

eric harris looks like king tut
im sor

and as dave cullen once said,

“Eric looked striking head-on: prominent cheekbones, hollowed
out underneath—all his features proportionate, clean-cut, and all-
American. The profile presented a bit of a problem however; his long,
pointy nose exaggerated a sloping forehead and a weak chin. The spiky
hair worked against him aesthetically, elongating his angular profile—
but it was edgy, and it played well with his swagger. The smile was his
trump card, and he knew exactly how to play it: bashful and earnest, yet
flirtatious.“

Injured Columbine victim, Anne Marie Hochhalter, commented on Dave Cullen’s book, “Columbine.”

“I was injured at Columbine, and Dave Cullen’s book is inaccurate and sensationalized.”

“It felt kind of violating, to be honest,” Hochhalter says of the experience of reading Cullen’s book. “He got the part about how I was injured completely wrong. I couldn’t bear to read the whole thing.”

According to Dave Cullen’s Facebook, he is currently on his way to Denver to be a part of a Columbine documentary by Showtime.

Showtime making a documentary actually sounds like it might be pretty good. I personally prefer HBO’s, but anything done by someone other than basic cable should be fairly high end.

UPDATE:
I asked him for more details on the project, and he said:
“i believe it’s a whole series on school shooters, and i ( I think he means 1) ep on columbine. but to tell u the truth, i’m kind of overloaded on other projects and not paying attention to the details. i checked them out, seemed legit, and i’m showing up where they direct me.” I already knew how everyone here felt about him, so I thought I’d give y'all the heads up.
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At 3:56 you get to hear Anita yell at Sargon IN REAL LIFE.

This is fucking GOLD.

You know what I hate about Dave Cullen?

The way he is seemingly trying to intertwine himself in/become “the face!” of the columbine tragedy has really started to disturb me. Going as far as to claim you now suffer from PTSD from researching Columbine for a book and seemingly comparing it to what actual victims feel is just so off.