@toastyhat Rose thought that nothing could surprise her anymore. That was before Dave got a cat. She didn't even know where he found the thing, and Dave certainly wasn't telling; she couldn't get any statements out of him other than a constant insistence that it was "a really cool dude". But after the three-hundred-and-twentieth ironic cat meme, Rose knew one thing: this had to stop.
(tiny fic night is over!!)