Dark hetalia

2p!Russia hedcanons (and please read!!!)

Okay, so most of the people by now probably know that 2p!Russia is one of my favorite 2ps. Now, as much as love making silly headcanons for him, I do have some stuff that is a little bit… Over the top.

I will kindly ask you not to read some of the headcanons that may trigger you. Because there are some of those.

And please know that I do not support any of that stuff! I am fully against it in real life.

Now, let’s start with the headcanons!

Big huggable teddy bear.

May look a little bit scary the first time you see him.

But he is actually a really nice person if he likes you.

Tcundere af too.

Especially if he likes you as a friend.

History nerd.

But he can’t stand science at all. He sucks at it.

He can’t stand 2p!China and 2p!America

Gets along with Axis, Oliver and 2p!Finland.

His best friend is Kuro.

They dated in the past.

Weirdly gets along with Kiku. He doesn’t really care that he’s dating his ex, he just like his company.

His 1p is afraid of him. He hates that.

Little kids like him.

Viktor used to be chubby like his 1p, but after ww2 when axis won, due to the situation he was in, he lost all of his weight. He now doesn’t think he looks good at all.

Secretly likes pop music, but will always tell you that he’s likes alternative rock.

High alcohol tolerance.

Knows to be soooo cute sometimes!

But he can get really depressed sometimes.

He has tried to kill himself. But he was always stopped by the Baltics or Kuro.

Every weekend Axis and Oliver come over to his place so they can talk to him and help him with his problems. It’s some kind of a help group just for him.

King of all yanderes!!!

Not kidding, he’s yandere af. On scale from 1 to 10 he’s like, 1000.

He has killed so many people for his loves. He regrets that.

Generally not a pasifist at all.

He will fight man, but he will have a civilized talk with women because he doesn’t want them to be hurt.

He can get pretty creative when it comes to punishing men.

He used to abuse Baltics before. He regrets that too. Now he tries to be nice to them as much a possible.

Especially 2p!Lithuania. He hurt him the most.

*okay, we are now diving into the dark section. If you don’t want to get triggered, PLEASE DON’T READ. Again, I do not support any of the stuff listed under this. I am fully against all of it!

And please know that I usually don’t use those headcanons because I know it would probably give me a lot of hate. So don’t fully expect me to use them, unless you really want me to.

Please continue at your own risk!!*

Okay, here we go-

He’s a pedophile.

He always stays late at night so he can peacefully watch child pornography on some sites no one even knows how to get on.

His computer is protected with a lot of shit so no one can track him down even if they wanted to.

He’s aware of what he is doing and he knows it’s bad, but he just can’t hold it back. It’s stronger than him.


Likes extreme.

He hurt little children before. It was stronger then him. And he does and doesn’t regret it in the same time.

Egor was the first to find out about this, while trying to find out what he was doing late at night. He managed to get into his laptop history with his supercomputer, and that’s how he found out.

Only Axis, Baltics and Oliver know about this. He doesn’t want his sisters to know what kind of monster he really is.

He really wants to somehow get this thing out of his life, but he can’t. As much as he knows that being like this is bad, he actually enjoys it. No, he loves it.

Kuro is the one who wants to help him the most.

He’s a afraid of the Anonymous group. He know that they want to track all pedophiles down and that’s what’s scaring him the most.

He doesn’t even know how it all started. He only remembers mess and a 5 year old girl.

When he realized what he was becoming, he became closed. He didn’t want to talk to anyone about anything.

When it got worse, he would order Baltics to bring a little girl to the house when his sisters weren’t around. He would then lock the 3 of them into a room with nothing but a bed and some cards and food.

When he found out that Egor knew about it, he was scared. Scared for life. He was sure Egor would report him or something like that.

They are all trying to support him and help him. They know that this is a tough for him and they want to help him as much as they can.

He thinks he will never change. He thinks he will always be like this. That there’s no way out. And he will think that forever.

End

5

While rummaging through a box he found in the attic, England uncovers some old photos, along with old memories.

(These took so long to make, I hope you guys like them! I was trying to put subtle stuff in the photos to try and tell a story, I’ve never done it before so it was good practice! I might end up writing something for this if I decide to stop being lazy.)

Things only in Hetalia

• An entire religion based on a character.

• Hetaoni and Dreamtalia.

• Gutters and Danish Slaughterhouse

• 23.5

• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc

• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.

• Russia’s hands.

• 2p Hetalia

• The elusive 3p Hetalia

• Fucking micronations

• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office

• Gay Countries™

• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta

• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids

• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)

• Ace-ing history class

• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country

• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character

• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else

• Dark Lord Hima

• Studio Dean Animation

Hetalia AMVs

As most of you know, there are tons of Hetalia AMVs and multilanguages on Youtube, I have made a list with a couple of videos which I think are very good :P
I have included a few popular pairings, combinations and multilanguages as well as some Dark!Hetalia and Historical Hetalia videos:

Pairings:


GERITA

Beauty and the Beast >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmnreqK64rY
A Thousand Years >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd2ov4gKeeM

USUK

Jar of Hearts >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDbtoDGVzGE
We’ll Meet Again (from the fanfic) >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFpt3NyxhNk

RoChu

Jar of Hearts >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb-n96-9mXI

RusPrus

Memories (this is a sad one) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAT_QsEeHAg

RusAme

Toy Soldiers >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlV0W_w2ASw

Spamano

A Thousand Years >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvNmdHamLts


Combinations:

Bang Bang >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUNXY4tXrE
Uptown Funk >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQqtNRVGcok
Circus >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W-OK20QoFc
Poker Face >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_EGh1NBdwA
Silence Louder Than Thunder >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ZyWWFOikU
Battlefield >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FghwGEz_xRY
Chandelier >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvyu7gdjFbo
Troublemaker (2p) >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FgO9lsEn4M
Calling all the Countries >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXS60InJERo
Savages >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4C1o4iOJmc
Je Suis Un Homme >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od9Y5dejf9w
The Danish Way To Rock >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSD0eCxzv8
I Know Him So Well >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDE9seZNX6E
Talk Dirty >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdEO4lFDR_g
To Make You Feel My Love (FACE) >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra1gvas7Awo


Multilanguages:

Let It Go >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z2dKa01z78
This Is Halloween >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2A8Bq7gUDg
Topsy Turvy >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icZZ9zHV6QY
You’ll Be In My Heart >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5OFxNXzqJs
Savages >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44fQTQ9f9M
Be Prepared >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT_MJaj7bnw
Reflection >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcBY4wATQs
Healing Incantation >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJ-sPSIwRo
When You Believe >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbeM3RD7y8
The Plagues >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-py-wFBfk-M
Prince Ali >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOmYy3yqrc
God Help The Outcasts >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idclY3wyYFM
I See The Light >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ept5_YfRpY


Historical Hetalia:

Axis VS Allies >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1HDuqAU5U4
The Falling Skies of WWII >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0Aoi_Hlro
Europe >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijMVDWn33WA
Story of East Asia>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSfFDgsbKKc
War of the World>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3gruVe_PiY
1939 (doujinshi)>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfHMCpiZcyo
History is now >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qi3CI8LFA0


Dark!Hetalia:

Black Blade >>>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meEDFiQcUmw
Requiem of War >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quN5z2HshGk
Secret >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdrzKIMufIc
Sweet Dreams >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ze4MNAm7Do 
If I Die Young >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdgSIn5G3h8
Never Forget >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMB_65-aMA

 
Two Sides of Germancest

-Cute tumblr prompts. Coffee shop AUs. Tooth rotting fluff. Two potatoes in love. Mostly there are AUs where they are not related so there’s not that much incest.

-ANGST. HORROR. BONDAGE. TORTURE. INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA. BERLIN WALL. GERMANY GOES INSANE. PRUSSIA DIES. EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Cyber

“I’ll do whatever I want! It’s the internet! A thing that came from me, if I’m not mistaken. And who are you to tell me what to do?” he practically yelled, shutting his laptop roughly.

“I practically raised you! I have every say in what you can and can’t do while you’re supposed to be acting like an adult, but you can’t get past the teenager that you look like!” England countered, making to grab the electronic on the table. Before he could get there, however, a hand clamped painfully around his wrist. He looked up to see what used to be light blue eyes, now visibly darkened. They flashed and… pixilated?, before going back to normal once more.

“I would advise against that, Arthur,” he said, voice dead and echoing.

“That is enough, America,” Russia cut in, removing the other’s hand by the wrist and taking up his free hand, holding them against the table. “Calm down.”

Alfred turned his once again warped gaze onto him, blinking slowly, no human emotion present. Unsettled by the sight, Russia stepped back and let go, holding everyone else back with an arm.

“Alfred? Are you okay?” spoke up a small voice. The countries right behind Russia all turned to look at Canada, who had just appeared

Alfred took off his glasses and set them down lightly on the table. He tapped the computer three times, then right below his right eye once, before looking to his brother. Matthew nodded in understanding. “Can you make it there?” he asked. Alfred shook his head no.

“Do it here.”

Matthew looked nervous. “But, Alfie, what about everyone else? This is still to developmental for others to be trying to buy.” He motioned to the other inhabitants of the room. America’s warped gaze fell across all of them, focusing on each nation in turn, before sliding back to the other once more.

“Let them watch. It’s about time they found out anyways, right?” He laughed. The sound was almost mechanical; harsh, sharp, without the natural ease of anyone else.

Canada left, and a tense silence fell across them all. Alfred did nothing but stare at the wall, tapping his pen against the arm of the chair slowly, evenly, making the atmosphere far more eerie than it needed to be.

Eventually, Russia stepped forward again, the only one not paralyzed by some kind of fear, subconscious or otherwise. “Fedya, w-”

“America,” he corrected sharply, turning to face him.

“…Right. America, what’s going on? Where is your brother going? And what’s going on with your eyes?” he asked, inching closer and crouching down so they were at eye level with each other.

Alfred sighed, the only thing truly human that he’s done since anyone had seen him this morning. “I will explain this all to you in due time, hopefully with a little help.” He paused. “And as for my eyes? Well, it’s just a slight… glitch in my programming.” Alfred smirked. But before Ivan could ask for clarification, Matthew came back into the room carrying what looked like a pure white, metal brief case. He came around to the other side of the chair, opposite of the Russian, and opened it.

Ivan looked at it’s contents in awe. Never before had he seen so much advanced technology all together like this all at once. On the side that stood straight up, there was a dark screen, and the bottom housed a small keyboard with foreign characters on each key, several buttons and switches, and what looked like a housing station for cables.

“What in the bloody hell is that?” England whispered.

“I’m not sure,” came the accented reply, “But I don’t trust it. Especially around my Mattheu or Alfred.”

Canada worked through their chatter, booting up the screen and typing a few things in. As much as they tried, no one else could decipher what was being typed. Once he entered the information, he straightened his back and pulled up two cords, attaching one to an invisible port at the base of Alfred’s neck, and the other to a smaller port under a panel under his left eye.

He closed his eyes, which were dark and pixilated still, and relaxed into the chair a little more. Matthew finished with what he was doing on the screen, flipped two of the switches, and pressed a purple button near the corner of the case.

“Would someone please explain what’s going on?” China called from the back of the group. Surprisingly, Germany stepped forward, reaching out as if to touch the young nation, but stopping just short.

“Is this…” he began, but trailed off almost immediately. His hand dropped limply to his side. “How many of you have actually touched America?” he asked the assembled group. They all looked to each other, glancing around and waiting for someone to come forward.

“I did when he came to my house to play video games a few nights ago,” Japan offered.

“Did you touch his skin or just his clothes?” Germany pressed.

“Just his clothes, but Ludwig, what does this have to do with anything?”

“Come here,” the German held out his hand, which the other took cautiously. “He trusts you, right?” Japan nodded. “Matthew, is this what I think it is?”

“If you’re referring to the project we asked to borrow your best scientists and engineers for, then yes, it is,” he replied, not looking away from the other’s peaceful, almost sleepy face.

Gently, Germany placed the raven-haired man’s hand on the skin just under Alfred’s collar. Kiku flushed slightly, “Ludwig I don’t think-”

“Just wait a second,” he cut in. Kiku looked to him, a mixture of despiration and unease dancing across his face.

Then, out of nowhere, he felt the familiar jolt of electricity shoot through his hand and up his forearm. He jumped back with an audible gasp, shocking the few left behind him and making them step back a few feet, too. “What was that?”

“I’d like to know as well,” Ivan added, rising from his crouched position. “This is now a matter of international security.”

At the words ‘international security’, the pseudo-peaceful quiet broke, and several cries of fear, confusion, and outrage rang out across the small room.

“Someone please explain what’s going on!”

“Is there some kind of terrorist plot?”

“What is sticking out of America’s neck?”

“Would you all shut up!” Germany yelled over the quickly evolving chaos. The room fell to a relative, tattered silence, so he continued. “I know only a little of what has transpired here, and what led to this, but I do know that there’s no harm that will come from this. To you or your citizens.”

“But what about Alfred?” Arthur asked a little forcefully, the first person to show any kind of concern for him rather than themselves. “What’s going on with him? Why does he have-have cables sticking out of him for god’s sake?!”

“Let me try to explain to you before he wakes up completely,” the North American began. “We’ve been working with Tony’s race, and some of the best scientists in the entire world, to, um, ‘enhance the physical and psychological abilities of the most elite among our society’.”

“And we chose us to start with,” Alfred cut in, having regained consciousness at some point while Matthew was explaining, “Because we are both immortal, so long as our countries and our people stand. This way, if the tech killed us, we’d just come back and make changes. Make it better.” He unplugged the two wires from him, laid them back down in the case, and stood behind his brother.

“You all know that I’m a superpower,” he continued, “And that I’m far too young to have this much power without it having adverse effects on me. Canada is very similar, but on a slightly smaller scale.” The country in question nodded in agreement. “So, having things to help out with this are… nice.”

“What he means is that we have ways to be able to separately store certain memories, thoughts, and skills on physical storage devices and softwares specifically designed to hold these things.” He paused. “However…”

“Sometimes the program glitches,” Germany finished for them, light blue eyes wide in amazement. “How did you two accomplish so much so quickly?”

“And without anyone here knowing?” Ivan dropped one hand to his side, and the other made its way behind his back, gripping at the pipe that hadn’t been there before. “That sounds more than a little untrustworthy to me.”

Canada smiled darkly. “You never asked.”