Summary: Teaching was never Dan’s dream job. It’s just something he kind of stumbled into, but after working at Greenbrook Secondary for two years, he finds himself loving everything about it. Except for maybe the feelings he’s having for one of his students.
Genre: Smut with feels
Word count: 8,067
Kinks: Student/Teacher, hickeys, a lil bit of dirty talk, fucking to Arctic Monkeys (it’s a kink, I swear)
Notes: This is a request from my friend @jinx279. I hope it suffices after the long ass time I made you wait.
Name: Dan Fielding Flavor of Lawyer: Prosecutor Location: Night Court
Famous Words: All right, maybe I wasn’t able to afford some snooty Ivy League education. But let me tell you something. When you get your degree from the Bayou Academy of Law & Agriculture, you learn something else: a fighting sow-belly has to WORK for what he wants! Can’t be afraid to get your snout dirty! You know, I live the law every day. In the courts and the jails of New York City. And I may have barf in my cuffs when I come home at night. But that’s the way I like it. That’s why I have the highest conviction rate of any DA in this city. And that’s why I have the lowest percentage of overturned cases! And that’s why you can say anything you want to about my manhood, but nobody, lady - NOBODY - can touch Dan Fielding in a court of law!
Why He’s Awesome: As a prosecutor Dan’s only client is the state, so he’s free to make a pass at each and every woman unlucky enough to wander into the courtroom without running afoul of Rule 1.8(j). Unless you interpret “The People” to include every citizen of New York, in which case Dan will either be restricted to hitting on blow up dolls or driving over the bridge to New Jersey on a nightly basis. He’s already left, hasn’t he? Bring us back some Disco Fries, Dan!
Israeli made bolt-action sniper rifle chambered in .338 Lapua, the Dan (named after an ancient city) has been around for several years but was announced that it would be available to U.S market at Shot Show 2017. Although already in use by the IDF, supposedly the British SAS are also fielding the Dan. Currently no price point has been set. (GRH)
I know, I may be the only person on here who ships any couple from Night Court, let alone Dan and Christine. But I love them. Christine and Harry were okay, but I’m SO glad the show ended with Dan and Christine. :) So I’m showing my love for this oddball couple.