Dan-Fielding

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IWI Dan

Israeli made bolt-action sniper rifle chambered in .338 Lapua, the Dan (named after an ancient city) has been around for several years but was announced that it would be available to U.S market at Shot Show 2017. Although already in use by the IDF, supposedly the British SAS are also fielding the Dan. Currently no price point has been set. (GRH)

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Name: Dan Fielding
Flavor of Lawyer: Prosecutor
Location: Night Court

Famous Words: All right, maybe I wasn’t able to afford some snooty Ivy League education. But let me tell you something. When you get your degree from the Bayou Academy of Law & Agriculture, you learn something else: a fighting sow-belly has to WORK for what he wants! Can’t be afraid to get your snout dirty! You know, I live the law every day. In the courts and the jails of New York City. And I may have barf in my cuffs when I come home at night. But that’s the way I like it. That’s why I have the highest conviction rate of any DA in this city. And that’s why I have the lowest percentage of overturned cases! And that’s why you can say anything you want to about my manhood, but nobody, lady - NOBODY - can touch Dan Fielding in a court of law!

Why He’s Awesome: As a prosecutor Dan’s only client is the state, so he’s free to make a pass at each and every woman unlucky enough to wander into the courtroom without running afoul of Rule 1.8(j). Unless you interpret “The People” to include every citizen of New York, in which case Dan will either be restricted to hitting on blow up dolls or driving over the bridge to New Jersey on a nightly basis. He’s already left, hasn’t he? Bring us back some Disco Fries, Dan!

Want a consult? Find him on Night Court.

I know, I may be the only person on here who ships any couple from Night Court, let alone Dan and Christine. But I love them. Christine and Harry were okay, but I’m SO glad the show ended with Dan and Christine. :) So I’m showing my love for this oddball couple.

anonymous asked:

do you sometimes get the feeling that dnp are a little distant from the whole youtube community? They always seem a bit awkward when socializing with other youtubers in conventions, and, like you said, instead of going to the place where everyone was going they decided to go to aus. They are very chill compared to other youtubers and I appreciate that, it's very important for them to separate their lives from their job and I actually love this about them

i think that dan and phil have cultivated such a unique niche in the youtube community it is a little difficult for them to be chummy with everyone else. since they are so personally and professionally close they’ve created like a force field of Dan and Phil so when they are around ppl usually don’t vlog and i’m sure they are friends with other youtubers but they are so private. instead of felix’s fancy nye party they went to manchester area to visit their friends and they really only openly hang out with youtubers at conventions otherwise they keep it on the down low. dan and phil have sort of isolated themselves in the community. they are definitely very different than most internet personalities just for the fact they keep most of their lives away from the public eye.

CPR | Dan Howell

Hello! This is a short fanfic about Dan Howell (who’s a bit of a douchebag in this) based on the request below. I altered it slightly so I would be more comfortable writing it. I hope you enjoy it and let me know what you think!

“Okay class, line up please!” The PE teacher shouted across the field, blowing that annoying high pitched whistle to make sure everyone heard the call. Soon a neat line of teenagers was formed on the side of the field, the jocks at the front and the outcasts last. As per usual, Dan was part of the latter. His friends were the annoying kids in the class, always cracking jokes and never really paying attention to what the teachers were saying. Especially during PE, because man, he hated PE. The only ray of light during these two long hours was Y/N, a girl on the complete other side of the line. She was sporty, sociable and in general one of the better liked people in the class. Dan didn’t exactly know why, but he’d had a crush on her since the beginning of the year and now finally, his mates had come up with an idea to get her attention. “Four laps around the field, go!” The teacher’s shrill voice shouted and slowly but steady everyone started to run their laps. Dan followed the herd but kept his pace nice and slow so that by the time Y/N would be coming around for her second lap, she would be just behind him. One of his mates gave him a wink and a strong pat on the back and he grinned back at them as their plan ensued. Dan ran a few meters, slowed his pace, reached out into the air and then let himself fall down onto the grass, as his friend started shouting. “Man down! Dan fainted!” He yelled and waved around his arms hysterically.

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Dan Howell could proudly say that he had never missed a school Football game.

From the moment he’d entered the school freshman year, he’d started going to the football games on Friday nights, sitting in that same spot on the bleachers with some of his friends each time. It wasn’t so much school spirit that kept him there, it was more about the incredible sights. By which he meant the cheerleaders, of course. Watching pretty girls dance around in short skirts all night, what more could a pubescent boy want?

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