Jonerys At Winterfell, A Season 8 Meditation
What can we really expect, friends?
Let’s remember that almost-virgin Jon Snow left Winterfell with some, but not a shit ton, of practical experience when it comes to dicking down your bae.
This dude hadn’t even fucked in a bed.
Look at him. So innocent.
But then, of course, Jon went to Dragonstone and caught some major feels for this fine lady:
And as I have pointed out in other posts, Dany (Queen of Catching Feels for Jon Snow) is working with a very impressive bank of knowledge when it comes to the art of fucking your man.
So should we expect the same old Jon? That Jon who still seemed like he was searching for approval from others, who still seemed, despite all the BDE he exhibited throughout Season 7, a little hesitant when it came to his choices?
There’s our boy, on the back end of his own personal spiritual journey called Boatsex. Look at that confident stride, y’all.
The stride of a man who has seen some stuff. Done some stuff. That sexy time stuff.
With, arguably, the most beautiful woman in the Seven Kingdoms.
I mean hey, I could be wrong, but that looks like the face of a dude who has run out of fucks given for anything but war shit and taking a journey down Sex Lane with Daenerys.
So I’m not sure how or why he’s supposed to get all worked up about Dany being his aunt when:
1) there’s excellent odds he’s gonna die. Again.
2) they’re Targaryens boy, let them do them,
3) Boatie, y’all
So when/if someone even tries to be like “Ew Jon you’re boning your aunt?”, I fully expect this to be the response: