I know everyone’s upset about DaddyOFive, so I’d like to help calm the air by reminding everyone of a great YouTuber dad: Geoff Ramsey.

Seriously, this man is a heavily tattooed drinker who plays video games for a living, and he still manages to be the best dad ever.

There’s a podcast where’s he tells a story about Millie saying she doesn’t trust him as much as her mom, and HE GETS SO DEPRESSED ABOUT IT.

LOOK AT HIM HE JUST WANTS HIS DAUGHTER TO LOOK UP TO HIM SO BADLY.

So next time you’re angry about what DaddyOFive has done to his kids, just remember this guy.  Here’s to Geoff, everyone raise a glass.

  • Dan: wearing ripped jeans, painting his nails, embracing hobbit hair, is more fond towards Phil by the second, loving himself and not caring what other people think, admittedly wears Phil's coat and tells us just to make the phandom happy, having fun in his life, leaning closer and closer to Phil in every video, making hints about moving, stands up against gender roles and gives his fans relatable dating advice, overall loving his life
  • Phil: taking great selfies, laughing a lot, providing us with gorgeous pictures of Dan, telling us about their trips, making a lot of innuendos, looking at Dan more than the camera, showing us smiles that make our hearts hurt, being a sunshine and a daddy at the same time, pranking Dan with the chili gummy bears just cuz the phandom encouraged him to, is so considerate when fans and friends are feeling down, overall being a wonderful human being and is having fun
  • Me: MY SKIN IS CLEAR THE WEATHER IS GREAT THE SUN IS OUT AND I HAVE NO MORE ACNE MY GARDEN IS BLOOMING AND WE'RE OUT OF A DROUGHT WARS HAVE ENDED AND SUDDENLY MY BANK ACCOUNT HAS MONEY I HAVE A WELL AND STABLE LIFE AND FAMILY HALLELUJAH THANK GOD I AM BLESSED I AM GAY IT IS BARELY 2017 AND THIS IS ALREADY ONE OF THE GREATEST YEARS FOR PHAN EVER YES JESUS

Shout out to all the kids with shitty fathers who have to celebrate fathers day today/tomorrow.

Shout out to all the kids with abusive fathers who have to celebrate fathers day today/tomorrow.

Shout out to all the kids with toxic fathers they cut out of their lives, but still feel overwhelming guilt for doing so, who are conflicted about celebrating fathers day today/tomorrow.

The thing about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that I never see referenced is that Splinter was essentially a single dad raising four rambunctious boys and that could NOT have been easy. So this piece titled “Daddy!!!” is my tribute to the first super heroes I ever became a fan of, to single dads everywhere, and to anyone who’s ever burned a pizza in the oven.