missing: the scene in which the emh gets aol instant messaged to the alpha quadrant to treat dr. zimmerman and asks him what’s up with his hologram research and dr. zimmerman kind of shivers a little and mutters something like “not much since that whole thing on deep space nine when i got Very Subtly But Pointedly Threatened by that cardassian for some reason, it’s not like i did anything intrusive and wrong, anyway deactivate iguana”

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Deep Space 9 - Here’s to the Losers

Season 1 Bashir: This is BRILLIANT, gonna practice RUGGED FRONTIER MEDICINE and have ADVENTURES and do THRILLING HEROICS and PULL MORE TAIL THAN JAMES T. KIRK

Season 4 Bashir: Have been officially dumped by everything in a skirt on the station. Adventures are scary. Major Kira is scary. Captain Sisko’s shiny bald head is scary. Also am fairly certain I want to fuck a lizard.