DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FOOTSIES UNDER THE DAMN TABLE

polkari-seuta’s fic is giving me newly wed jikook on their honeymoon feels and i’ve been thinking about this shit for days like

jikook not being able to keep their hands off each other and spending days in bed and not caring and opening the window to hear the beach or rain as they lay next to each other and snuggling under covers and lots of sex and sleeping close and singing each other awake and kissing each other awake and waking each other up with blowjobs and talking for hours in bed and being awake at weird hours bc they keep just having sex and sleeping and not leaving their bed

And jimin eventually being like “Ive been without pants for so long that I kind of want to wear some now” so he and jungkook get dressed and get ready to go out but they barely make it out the door cause jungkook is like “if I thought you looked good without clothes, u look damn fine in that outfit” and jimin kisses him and they start making out and jimin’s like “WAIT NO WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OUT TO DINNER” and jungkook is like “ok but ur the one unbuttoning my pants rn” and so they hurry up and leave but they can’t stop blushing and making eyes at each other and playing footsie under the table and holding hands and they’re so CUTE cuz jimin is like “yes my HUSBAND would like white wine” and “wow I love these flowers on the table dont they remind you of our wedding, honey?” and jungkook is like “no sweetie, the flowers at our wedding were red. Have u forgotten already?” And they keep using gross pet names and the waiter cant stop laughing and jikook are blushing like crazy but they’re so in love and keep making excuses to tell everyone they’re married and they barely pay attention to their food

And when they come back from their honeymoon bangtan is like “how was it?? what did u guys do was it fun??” And jikook can’t stop blushing and looking at each other as they breathlessly say it was amazing and being married is amazing and bts is like “omg pics or it didn’t happen” but most of the pictures are of them in bed and bts are so exasperated with them and yoongi’s like “are there even any pictures of u guys with pants on” but jikook are all excited and cooing and jungkook is like “u can tell that’s the third day cuz jimin wore one of my t-shirts that day” and jimin is like “this is day 5 cuz I didnt give u that hickie until the fourth night” and theres some pictures of them outside on the beach and lots of kissing selfies where one of them is holding the other’s face so you can see their wedding bands and IM SO EMO I LOVE MARRIED JIKOOK