DON'T-MIND-IF-I-DO

TEMPTED WITH CAKE (BTS x Reader)
  • Jungkook stares at a beautiful cake Jin baked, sitting on the table. Jungkook whines loudly, stomping his feet like a child.
  • JUNGKOOK: Ohahahahha!
  • JIMIN: What's wrong Kookie?
  • JUNGKOOK: This cake...it's mocking me.
  • JIMIN: Is that Jin's special three-berries and cream cheesecake?!
  • JUNGKOOK: Yeah, and we can't eat it.
  • Taehyung appears out of literally nowhere.
  • TAEHYUNG: DID YOU JUST SAY JIN'S SPECIAL THREE-BERRIES AND CREAM CHEESECAKE?!
  • Namjoon, Hoseok, and Yoongi appear in the doorway.
  • NAMJOON: Are you guys talking about Jin's Special-
  • JUNGKOOK: Yes, yes and we aren't allowed to eat it !
  • YOONGI: Why not?
  • Yoongi approaches the cake. He's about to take a swipe of icing when Jungkook swats his hand away.
  • JUNGKOOK: Jin said we can't eat it. He baked it for Y/N's birthday.
  • HOSEOK: Damn it, ever since Jin started dating Y/N he's been neglecting us.
  • TAEHYUNG: Yeah, I bet I like cake more than Y/N does. Joonie, you're in charge, make us a cake.
  • NAMJOON: So this is what it feel like to be a single mom..
  • YOONGI: I say we eat it.
  • JIMIN: Jin will kill us. I heard him boasting about the cake to Y/N on the phone.
  • HOSEOK: I don't get it though, if he didn't want us to eat it why is it just sitting here in plain sight?
  • JUNGKOOK: Because Jin has faith in our self-control.
  • YOONGI: His mistake.
  • Yoongi grabs a knife and plunges it into the cake. He cuts himself a huge piece. The others runs and grabs forks and surround the slice, waiting for someone to take the first bite.
  • YOONGI: Don't mind if I do.
  • Yoongi takes a bite of the cake and immediekyek the others follow. Seconds later the rooms is filled with shrieks and coughed up cake bits.
  • JIMIN: HOT! HOT!
  • YOONGI: FUCK!!
  • TAEHYUNG: WATERWATERWATERPLSWATER!
  • They all trip over themselves and each other trying to drink something that would cool down the biting sensation from the cake that wasn't even a cake.
  • --- Jin's Room:
  • Jin watches the members scrabble for water on his phone with Y/N.
  • They both laugh hysterically.
  • JIN: I knew they would fall for it.
  • Y/N: Funniest Birthday ever!
  • Together they enjoy watching Taehyung eat a tub of yogurt and Yoongi drown himself with tap water while devouring the real cake.
  • ~Armygirl