DON'T OUCH ME

I have a niece who is 4 going on 40.

Tonight she decided we needed to paint our nails. I told her I couldn’t do mine because I was going to a wedding this weekend and wanted to fix them up closer to time.

She had been playing with something at the time, but she looked up then, and her expression of joy was something not even Santa Clause could replicate.

“You found a husband?”