DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE ACE FOR HE HAS FEELINGS TOO

anonymous asked:

I wish you would write a fic where: Ransom is a team physician and Holster is a referee. (They first met on the ice during a particularly physical Aces v. Falcs game?)

Prompt Free For All, Accepting until Sept. 1st! This fill brought to you by @omgpieplease‘s amazing Holsom sketchpage and ref!Holster sketches. 

Justin Oluransi, MD, has a complicated relationship with his job. One one level, he loves it. There’s something so pure about the rush of adrenaline when he has to run onto the ice and assess a situation. He loves hockey and he loves helping people, and being the team physician for the Providence Falconers allows him to do both. There’s just one part of his job that he hates: he’s only called in when something terrible happens. Fighting is expected - he’s sewn up more busted lips and tracked down more teeth than he can count - but injuries are always horrible to witness.

As much as Justin loves his job it’s never fun to see a player go down, especially now that he’s gotten to know the Falconers individually. It had been a little easier to watch them go down when he was still terrified to speak to them for fear of embarrassing himself (in his first conversation with Tater all he’d managed to say was hello and goodbye), but now that he counts them as friends instead of colleagues every time he rushes onto the ice there’s a heavy dread sitting in the pit of his stomach.

Justin’s particularly busy whenever the Aces come to town. He’s not sure what it is about the Aces and Falconers, but guys who aren’t at all prone to fighting tend to end up in the worst scrapes of all whenever their paths cross. It’s so bad that he’s kept even closer to the ice than usual, tucked almost on the bench itself instead of back in the halls underneath the stands. It’s only because of this vantage point that he sees him.

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Jason, Percy, and Capes

Or; Bi Ace Jason and His Journey of Self-Discovery

Or; Jason is Ace and I Am Projecting

So eventually Percy calling Jason “Superman” becomes kind of a thing between them. Jason only lets Percy call him that, and Percy uses it both to kind of tease Jason when he’s being extra heroic and praetor-y, and also as an affectionate nickname for his friend.

One year for his birthday, Percy buys him a Superman cape. He doesn’t wear it often, but it’s big enough that he uses it as a blanket a lot. When they hang out and play video games together, the winner gets to wear the cape. (He’ll never admit it, but sometimes Jason will let Percy win a little easier so that the cape will smell like sea breeze for a while after he leaves.)

A few months later, he sits Percy down and tells him that he likes boys as well as girls. Percy smiles, tells him that’s awesome! and that he does too, and hugs him. Jason hugs him back, burying his face in Percy’s shoulder. They watch a movie that night instead of playing video games, the Superman cape wrapped around them like a blanket where they sit shoulder-to-shoulder on Jason’s couch.

That year, Percy gets Jason another cape for his birthday. This one is just as big, but rather than red, it’s striped blue, purple, and pink. The bi flag, Percy tells him, a huge grin on his face. Then he unfurls it, and Jason sees the crudely sewn Superman logo in the middle. Jason laughs at that, head thrown back and just so damn happy, and Percy laughs with him. Jason refuses to take the cape off for the rest of the day (not that it mattered, since they spent the rest of the day bingewatching sitcoms on Netflix, but it mattered to Jason.)

Sometime later, they’re sitting next to each other on the couch, Percy’s legs flung across Jason’s lap, their video game controllers left on the coffee table from their last round. The bi flag Superman cape is tied around Jason’s shoulders since he’d been the one to blue shell Percy in the last seconds of the race and take first place. Percy leans forward, close enough that Jason can smell that sea breeze that just seemed to follow Percy everywhere, and starts picking at and fidgeting with the edge of the cape. So, if you’re Superman, he begins, nervousness wobbling his voice, is there any chance… I could be your Lois Lane? Jason smiles at him.

Things are going well between them. Dating is fun, even if sometimes their “dates” only consist of lighting a candle on the coffee table as they share a $5 pizza and watch cartoons together. Really, things between them don’t change much, they just get, well, closer. There’s more touching now, and for the most part, Jason likes it. He likes kissing Percy. He likes kissing Percy a lot, actually. And he likes the touching. He likes holding Percy’s hand, and he likes cuddling with him on the couch without fear of it being awkward. He likes when Percy comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his middle and rests his chin on Jason’s shoulder or presses his forehead to the back of Jason’s neck. He likes when they fall asleep curled up together and wake up with their legs tangled and Percy’s head resting on his chest, even if he drools, the bi flag Superman cape wrapped around them. There’s some things he doesn’t like so much, though. It’s nothing Percy’s done, because Percy would never do something Jason wasn’t explicitly okay with, but it’s the thought of it that bothers him. The thought of removing clothes and touching other places that leaves a distinct feeling of discomfort and repulsion in the pit of his stomach.

Unsure of what to do about it or what it means, he does the only thing he can think of and calls Piper. Surely, a daughter of Aphrodite would know what to do. He tells her what’s been going on, and when he’s done, she tells him that she thinks he may be asexual. When he lets out a noise of confusion, she tells him that it would probably be best if he talked to her half-brother Mitchell, since he actually is ace and could probably explain things better than she could. She gives him her brother’s number, and he thanks her.

Jason steels himself for what is to come. The talk with Mitchell had helped, and now that Jason has the proper words to put with what he’s feeling, he decided it was time to talk to Percy about it. It’s date night, which this time means takeout, a “clean linen” scented candle Jason had bought on sale, and a Star Wars marathon. When Percy steps through Jason’s front door, he greets him with a kiss and tells him he needs to talk to him before dinner. Percy nods, then asks if everything is okay as they sit facing each other on the couch. Jason nods, takes a deep breath, and carefully lays things out on the table, metaphorically speaking. He tells Percy about how much he likes being with him, but how the thought of doing… he fumbles for words… more… makes him nauseous. It’s nothing Percy had done wrong, just that this is who he is. He’s asexual, he explains, sex-repulsed. And he feels Percy has a right to know.

Percy has been nodding along as Jason explains things, ending with how he doesn’t think he’ll ever be okay with doing anything much beyond what they are doing currently. Okay, Percy tells him. He’s happy with how they are now, anyway, and he loves Jason so much that as long as Jason is happy, he will be happy, and that he’s happy Jason’s comfortable enough to tell him and that things are perfect as they are, and—

Oh.

He’d said—

I love you too, Jason says, and pulls Percy into a tight embrace for a few moments before pulling back and pressing a soft kiss to his lips. That kiss brakes when Percy’s smile grows too big for it. The rest of date night goes off without a hitch, and they fall asleep halfway through Return of the Jedi cuddled together under both Superman capes.

When Jason’s birthday rolls around again, he’s surprised when Percy hands him a familiar looking box. He opens it, and instead of blue, purple, and pink, the cape he pulls out is striped with black, gray, white, and purple. Percy’s grin is so bright Jason can’t help but smile back. He unfurls it, and sees the Superman logo stitched into it, slightly neater than it was on his bi flag one. He hugs Percy then, and Percy hugs him back, whispering I love you, Superman, into the junction of Jason’s neck and shoulder. There’s a lot of kissing after that. Then, they end up curled in the corner of the couch, legs tangled together and Percy half on Jason’s lap. Jason has his newest cape wrapped around his shoulders, while Percy has taken the bi flag one, and the red one lays across their laps. They talk for hours, about everything and nothing, from some new designs Annabeth has been coming up with to which flavor of Starburst tastes the best. Jason isn’t sure exactly when they drift off, but the last thing he remembers is nuzzling into Percy’s hair and being hit with that sea breeze as if he’s actually sitting on the sand and looking out at the ocean itself, and a passing thought about how comfortable and perfect he feels wrapped up there with Percy and all of their capes.

castielonthedl  asked:

Not that I don't think you're rly gr8 already bc I do but I would think you were even more gr8 if you could hmu with some bokuto with a platonic girl bf knowhatimsayin hmmm hmmm

This was so fun why can’t Bokuto be my best friend what


- Bokuto’s female best friend is Akaashi’s friend before he even knows she exists. One day she shows up to see Akaashi during one of their practices, confidently pushing past the gymnasium doors with a loud, “Sup’ losers!” and proceeded to smack Akaashi on the arse when he had his back turned. From that moment on, Bokuto was absolutely awestruck. He became her biggest fan. Not that she was in any sports or anything, but he began to notice the overwhelming aura around her in the halls and when he passed by her classroom during the day. Truth be told, he was insanely nervous to strike a conversation with her, despite not harboring any romantic feelings. She was the first person to ever truly intimidate him, and it was crazy. Akaashi would have to introduce the two because, “Aka-ashi please introduce me to your badass friend” and “Keiji, dude, your volleyball captain keeps giving me looks in the halls. Does he want something from me?” They instantly hit it off after their first conversation, though. His team would tease him about his “crush” on her and he didn’t really understand it. What he was feeling was overwhelming, but totally platonic.

- Jokingly call each other sappy pet names to piss each other off. “How was practice today, snookums?” “Great as always, honeybunch.” “That’s good to hear, sunshine.” It never stops. Usually the two think it’s hilarious, and everyone around them ends up being disturbed by it.

- They play fight. She’s definitely a bit of a ballbuster, and wouldn’t even think for a moment that a boy much taller, and much stronger than her could cause her serious damage. Thing is though, he doesn’t. The first time she asked to play fight, he was so down. He figured it would be over in a few seconds and he’d get to laugh at her struggling underneath him, but as soon as he agreed, she had him by the arms, swept his legs, and had him on the floor quicker than he could finish his thoughts. Boy, if he hadn’t been intimidated by her before, he was then.

- They highkey do everything together. If Bokuto has an extra ticket to an amusement park, she’s the first person he thinks to invite. If she wants to go to a concert but has nobody to go with, he’s the first person she’s going to drag along. They invite each other as “dates” along to family events to make fun of each other’s cousins and drunk uncles. Everyone in the Bokuto and __ family know about the others existence. Bokuto will find himself at a distant relatives house every so often, just to be shocked when they ask, “How’s that __ girl? Is she doing well?”

- She helps him dye his hair. The first time he decided to bleach it and dye it white, Kuroo had helped him out. It had wound up being a disaster; bleach got over both of their clothes, white hair dye had gotten on the walls, Bokuto’s mom yelled at them for hours when she came home from work. __ had done a much better job, though, only managing to get a little bit of dye on his cheek by accident, which resulted him in whipping his dye filled hair back into hers.

- She’s the best at helping him get out of his slumps. The moment she sees that he’s upset, she goes into, not mom mode, but reassuring DJ Khaled mode. (If you don’t follow his SnapStory, I suggest you do.) 

How is The Bokuto Fucking Koutarou today? How is the fourth best ace in the country today? How is the captain of the strongest team in Tokyo doing today?” 

She says all of this while hopping around and doing weird movements with her body to get him to smile, and it works every time. Akaashi finds it to be amazing, that every time Bokuto gets dejected she has enough energy to the splits for him.

- They aren’t in the same class, but have a period of study hall together. They don’t study, evidently. The entire period they talk shit in their booming voices, and nobody even tries to stop it anymore. The teacher has given up on these two, the poor kids who just want to finish their calculus homework are too shy to even tell them “for the love of god, shut the fuck up!”

- Actual partners in crime. Everybody on campus knows them for being this unapologetic, boisterous, intimidating duo and people either love them, or hate them. They’re invited to a lot of parties, mostly because, A) Bokuto is the volleyball team’s captain, for god’s sake, and B) Everywhere those two go, they entertain. Usually, though, when it comes to socialization, they keep to themselves. Bokuto would much rather sit inside his bedroom and watch stupid American comedy films with her than go to some nobody’s frat party. People think that they decline invitations because they think that “they’re too cool” but truth be told, they both really dislike parties.

- They’ve definitely kissed once or twice, just to see how it would feel. They did that for a while before Bokuto purposefully burped in her mouth, which scared her away from his face forever, after that.

- She definitely gets along with Kuroo. How could she not? The three would hang out more, if Kuroo didn’t go to a different school. But, when Kuroo isn’t busy with practice or his college prep homework, Bokuto and __ practically speed to his house and drag him out with them. So far, the three have managed to get kicked out of the same mall twice, catch a pigeon downtown, make a toddler cry, and get shooed off by an old woman with a push broom. They’re just a bunch of rowdy teenagers who want to have fun, and it’s amazing.

- Bokuto cries for three weeks straight before graduation, thinking that, the moment they leave the building, he’ll never see her again. Turns out, __’s university is five minutes away from his, and same goes for Kuroo. He’s a bit upset that they don’t go to the same school, but he’s ecstatic that she still practically lives a block away from him.

- Supportive of each other’s romantic relationships. A lot of times, the person the other is dating gets jealous of the best friend, thinking that they really do have feelings for them. A lot of relationships have ended because of this, but neither really care? They put the other first before their romantic partners, if the relationship isn’t serious.

- In their third year of college, Bokuto, __ and Kuroo all rent an apartment downtown. It’s crazy, Kuroo insists he wants a dog, while Bokuto wants a budgie. __ has to remind everyone that they’re broke college kids who can’t even take care of themselves, “For god’s sake look at your bedroom, you two.” She’d say. “We’ll get an animal when you learn how to clean up your own piss off the floor.”

- They end up getting married after college because turns out they were in love all along

Ever since I reread The Andalite Chronicles I can’t stop thinking of an Animorphs AU set in the 1970s with Loren, Elfangor, Eva, Naomi, Chapman, and idk. Crazy Helen. Do these ages match up? I don’t think so. Locations don’t either. Who cares. I don’t.

Elfangor and Eva act as co-leaders and often times feel like parents on the brink of divorce, but they always manage to set aside their egos in the nick of time and come up with a life saving plan. Elfangor misses his homeworld but is so deeply in love with both Earth and Loren he never seems to mind being stuck on Earth. He has a scoop in the forest but he spends most of his time morphed as human and following Loren everywhere. He gets trapped as human at one point, on purpose, for Loren, jeopardizing the entire Yeerk resistance, but the Ellimist sets him back. Eva will never forget or forgive his recklessness and brings it up constantly, at the worst times, leading to loud shouting matches and compromised missions.

Eva learned English as a kid from watching Johnny Carson (the days Joan Rivers was on were her favorite.) She moved to Santa Barbara to attend UCSB at seventeen on scholarship, due to skipping grades and hard work. She’s not exactly a class clown, but she has a dry wit that she employs during class discussions that make everyone laugh. Fighting the Yeerks exhausts her, but she still manages to turn in every essay and ace every exam. She will defeat the Yeerks, she will get her degree, and she will give her mother a better life. These are foregone conclusions according to Eva. In the end, she achieves all of that, and more.

Naomi was supposed to marry rich. That was her whole thing. She was supposed to be very beautiful and very fashionable and very demure and she was supposed to snag a rich man. She went to college for her MRS degree, initially planning on going through the motions of a law degree like her father until she found her man, but she ended up taking her classes VERY seriously. So seriously the boys in her classes started calling her The Queen. She loved it. She takes her skill with arguing and logic to the war. She grilled Elfangor about Andalite culture until she learned all he knew, and now she acts as the Animorph’s voice when speaking to the Yeerks. She still wants to marry rich. She has her eyes on the Berenson boys across town. She wants Steve, but any will do.

Loren adjusts to the life of a child soldier almost immediately. It’s almost scary how well she takes to it. She’s reckless and dangerous and that makes Elfangor reckless and dangerous, because he’s madly in love with her and what small ability he has to keep a cool head go out the door when Loren is involved. She doesn’t attend UCSB but she has a part time job at a skate rink. She spends her free time protesting; against the Vietnam War, against racism, for women’s rights. The world is unfair and Loren wants to make it better. She cooks up crazy schemes and always ropes Elfangor into them, much to Eva’s chagrin. The tension between Eva and Loren is palpable (and maybe sexual). One day, Loren freed a ton of lab animals that completely destroyed important and helpful disease research. It was the worst fight Eva and Loren ever had. Elfangor had to lie down for a very long time.

No one has idea why Chapman fights. Sometimes, he feels like a real member of the team. Sometimes, he’s got their back. But then things get a little too real for Chapman and his volatile sense of self preservation kicks in and he nearly gets everyone else killed. There was a moment, when everything was fresh and new, when Chapman almost sold out the Animorphs. It was only Naomi’s eloquence and rhetoric that saved the day. After that mission, Elfangor told Chapman that if he pulled anything like that again, Elfangor would personally end his life. Chapman sneered and said Elfangor didn’t have the balls. Eva stepped up, holding a knife, and said “I do,” in a smooth and silky voice. She swung her knife in one wide and sure arc, slicing Chapman’s throat. It was shallow enough that he had time to morph and remorph. He was never out of line again. Loren asked Eva just how Eva had known how to make the cut to give Chapman time to save himself. Eva was silent. She hadn’t known.

And like to make the parallels I need a forth woman. Crazy Helen is an estreen. She spends most of her time being a horse. She makes people call her Crazy Helen even as a teen. She thinks the battles are super fun. Honestly she’s having such a great time. Crazy Helen survives the war and gets her own morning talk show. She has her own perfume line. No one knows why she decided to do that, but honestly the scents are pretty nice.

mongoose-bite  asked:

shance?

  • When I started shipping it: while watching season 2, actually. it just seemed like lance was kinda?? trying to get shiro’s attention more? he mentions shiro is his hero in season 1, but other than him looking kinda deflated when shiro scolds him for something, you don’t really see a lot of him valuing shiro’s opinion. in season 2 you see he really takes the things shiro says to heart though, like how upset he gets when shiro takes keith to the bom instead of him. also there’s beta traz, where lance is feeling down the whole time but one compliment from shiro just makes his day. its obvious he wants to step up more, and he wants shiro to see him as a valuable member of the team 
  • and actually, even my first time watching the pilot, i thought lance meeting shiro was a really nice moment. shiro goes to shake lance’s hand and holds out his galra tech arm. lance flinches back on instinct, and you get this look 
  • you can see that lance is affected by this, that he realizes on some level shiro must’ve been through a lot. but he covers up his own concern and gives this small smile. i think its both to put shiro at ease because he hesitated, but also because he’s meeting his hero and he’s genuinely happy. the fact that he reaches back and grabs shiro’s hand anyway is an affirmation of this. he could’ve just flinched away and left it at that, but he doesn’t. he makes a conscious effort to reach back. it’s a small thing, but it shows that lance is both perceptive and empathetic. he’s also demonstrating an open willingness to try and connect to shiro. lance obviously has no idea what the guy’s been through, but he’s still ready to support him 

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anonymous asked:

RFA and Saeran having to deal with an MC obsessed with classic rock? Like Dean Winchester obsessed with classic rock. Plays it all the time, blasts it while cleaning the house, plays it in the car, knows Highway to Hell (AC/DC), White Wedding (Billy Idol), and Ballroom Blitz (Sweet) by heart, and WILL sing along to any song they recognize as classic rock, even if they don't know it. (I recommend all of these songs btw. Highway to Hell is my personal fav) Thanks Lovely Admins~

A/N: CLASSIC ROCK TAKES UP MOST OF MY MUSIC LIBRARY ON MY LAPTOP ON MY PHONE ON MY DEATH BED WHATEVER, THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS I WAS FUCKING BORN FOR THIS REQUEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (not to mention I am 10/10 Dean Winchester trash, I also recommend all the songs mentioned in here if y'all haven’t heard them yet) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           -He had his headset on while he played LOLOL, but?

           -He can hear some pretty cool guitar riffs in the background. Maybe someone else on the mic was playing music?

           -It wasn’t until he quit for the day that he realized it was coming from the bedroom

           -??? Were you playing music?? What song is this??

           -Why is this song talking about the state of California like it’s a person?

           -When he asked you about it, you told him it was Dani California (by Red Hot Chili Peppers), one of your favourite classic rock songs!

           -Classic rock??? What was that??? Just older rock songs??  listen here, buddy;;;;

           -He really really liked the guitar in it though!!

           -From then on, he asks you all about the songs you play, and you can find them on his phone later that day

           -10/10 you converted him half-way to classic rock the other half is pop like Katy Perry but that’s okay too

*ZEN:

           -Pretty sure he’s heard of classic rock

           -During his motorcycle gang phase, definitely!

           -Used to play Highway to Hell (by AC/DC) all the time when he rode his bike!

           -So when he came home from practicing for a musical all day long, it was a huge surprise to find you in the kitchen making dinner, dancing to this song

           -It was so loud, you didn’t hear him come in or call out to you at all!! okay but you nEED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG SUPER LOUD OR ELSE WHAT’S THE POINT

           -Hugs you from behind and scared the living hell out of you!!!

           -“MC!! I didn’t know you liked this type of music!! This is my favourite song!”

           -He tells you all the stories and feelings he had when he’d ride his bike, blasting this song

           -Begs you to play more music like this at home!!!! It’s a nice break from all the musical things he has to do all day!! Brings up so many memories!!!

           -As a surprise, he dresses the both of you up in some leather jackets and recreates that scene just for you!! Wants you to feel the same as he did! Free and happy!

*JAEHEE:

           -The moment she got home, she could hear loud music and you singing along, but couldn’t find you?

           -What are we dreaming about? You want me to sing with you? What lines on your face are getting clearer?? Yes MC, the past is gone, what about it?

           -She walks in to the living room to see you dancing around with the broom, practically screaming at the top of your lungs along to Dream On (By Aerosmith)

           -MC you’re just flinging dirt everywhere that’s not very smart

           -You pointed and starting singing the chorus to her, and she got pretty flustered

           -At the end of the song though, you apologize for having it so loud, and offer to turn on some of Zen’s CD’s

           -But??? She turned down your offer???

           -Shyly asks what you were listening to, and asks if the two of you could listen to it again

           -She likes how slow it is, until it gets a little more intense and she’s fiRED UP

           -Any other classic rock band you attempt to put on though, no, the guitar is too much for her, please leave it to the softer Aerosmith’s like Dream On or Sweet Emotion

*JUMIN:

           - LISTEN HERE BUDDY, I HAVE A LONG TIME HEADCANNON THAT’S HIDDEN SOMEWHERE ON MY LAPTOP THAT JUMIN HAS A HUGE COLLECTION OF VINYL RECORDS AND AMONGST THOUSANDS OF ORCHESTRA RECORDS, HE HAS A BON JOVI ONE HIDDEN FROM EVERYONE ELSES SIGHT, Y'ALL CAN FIGHT ME, YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

           -You were with Driver Kim, on your way to pick up Jumin from work since you kinda took driver kim away for the day lmao

           -Driver Kim knows your favourite songs now, and has a whole playlist ready for you! The two of you were arriving at the C&R building, but you were having so much fun singing along so loudly to the songs! Dancing in your seat! He couldn’t turn off the music and ruin your fun

           -That being said, the moment the door was opened for Jumin, the blaring music almost knocked him backwards a little bit

           -He got in and watched as you kept singing along, not realizing that he had entered the car

           -Immediately recognized the song you were singing as You Give Love A Bad Name (by Bon Jovi again, fiGHT ME)

           -When the song was over, he clapped a little and it scared the hell out of you because whEN THE HELL DID HE GET THERE??

           -You try to apologize for the music but to your surprise, he has Driver Kim keep your playlist going?

           -“MC, this is a secret between the two of us okay but what about driver kim tho. Although I thoroughly enjoy the beautiful instrumental pieces that usually play, I…. have a guilty pleasure for the guitar riffs in Bon Jovi’s works.” did jumin han just say guitar riffs, deceased

           -Loves listening to you sing along from now on! Every now and then you can hear him humming a few songs from your playlist, or even singing very quietly along slay me omg can you imagine tho

*SAEYOUNG:

           -He’s into multiple genres of music sooo, why not classic rock too?

           -There’s been multiple times that he’s walked into the living room and you’re playing air guitar to some of your favourite songs

           -500% jumps on the table and joins you

           - once took air guitar too far and broke the table he was standing on

           -That being said, he really doesn’t mind that you’re so obsessed with it! He likes it too! CRANK IT UP MC

           -Loves when you sing along because he likes hearing your voice

           -When you sing Space Oddity (by David Bowie) he’s wEAK

           -Purposefully plays it often just to hear you sing along

           -Most of his playlist during car rides is classic rock, just for you!

           -The type of guy to slip song lyrics into casual conversations, which confuses the group chat but you’re always laughing at it

*V:

           -He came home earlier than expected from a photoshoot to surprise you!

           -When he got home though, he could hear music from the living room

           -Though it wasn’t usually the soft music the two of you usually have playing?

           -Why is it talking about a crazy train? What’s wrong with the train? It’s coming off the rails? That’s dangerous!!!

           -He noticed you dancing around, dusting, so he decided to just look at what you were playing himself

           -Crazy Train (by Ozzy Osbourne)? He recognized that it was classic rock, and decided to surprise you in a different way by plugging his own phone into the aux cord

           -Which, of course, scared the living hell out of you because you weren’t expecting the music to stop???

           -You went to apologize for playing such loud music, thinking that he was ignoring you and putting on something softer because he didn’t like it, but??

           -He put on Dust in the Wind (by Kansas)?? He knows Kansas???

           -Gets embarrassed when he explains he likes a few classic rock songs here and there, especially anything by Kansas or Lynyrd Skynyrd (His favourites are Free Bird and Simple Man)

*SAERAN:

           -LOVES CLASSIC ROCK

           -GUILTY PLEASURE

           -It’s some of the softer music he’ll listen to what do you mean metallica isnt soft enough music to sleep to

           -He may hate singing in front of you because he gets embarrassed but!!!

           -RESPECTS THE UNSPOKEN CODE

           -YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SING ALONG TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (by Queen)

           -So when you turn it on full blast in the living room, he comes RUNNING

           -S L I D E S into the living room and sings along!

           -Listening to classic rock with you, it honestly relaxes him and he comes out of his shell! So he obviously doesn’t care if you’re obsessed

           -Might even stay for an encore and sing Walk This Way (by Aerosmith) or Born to be Wild (by Steppenwolf), otherwise he’ll sit and watch you dance around like an idiot totally doesnt record you because you’re cute

A meeting of the Sans
  • sans1 has just created the room
  • sans2 has joined the room
  • sans1: hey sans.
  • sans2: hi sans.
  • sans1: any change over in your timeline?
  • sans2: eh. not really. the kid keeps botching his genocide run.
  • sans1: they still haven't given up on that, have they?
  • sans2: in a way. they always stop at my bro, thank god. speaking of, how is he on your end? you got a pacifist run, right?
  • sans1: yeah. he's studying for his permit. undyne is teaching him the ropes.
  • sans2: niiiiiice. what caught on fire this time?
  • sans3 has joined the room
  • sans1: nothing, but they did manage to destroy an old warehouse the other day. we've been told we're saving the city millions by letting them practice in destruction zones.
  • sans3: hey sans and sans. talking about papyrus?
  • sans1: hey, sans. yeah, post-pacifist and learning to drive from undyne.
  • sans3: nice. what caught on fire this time?
  • sans1: nothing.
  • sans3: really?
  • sans2: i know, i'm so proud of him.
  • sans3: hey sans. still on botched genocide?
  • sans2: yeah. hope the kid gives up soon, it's giving me a heart attack every time they approach papyrus.
  • sans3: yeah... god i miss him.
  • sans1: don't tell me. genocide?
  • sans3: the kid's taking a break from being dunked on.
  • sans2: how many times have you won?
  • sans3: 107. i know it's only a matter of time, but isn't that approaching the record?
  • sans1: dude, i think the record was 618.
  • sans4 has joined the room
  • sans3: oh man, really? so much for my record.
  • sans4: hey guys. dunking record?
  • sans3: yup. 107.
  • sans4: dude, nice.
  • sans3: oh, actually make that 108. brb
  • sans3 has left the room
  • sans2: christ how does he keep that up?
  • sans1: i hear the sanses in the genocide runs get numb a lot faster.
  • sans2: that's hard to believe for me. i still break into a cold sweat when my papyrus is facing the kid, and he always backs down in my timeline.
  • sans4: they're still at that?
  • sans2: yeah. can we move on to a lighter topic of conversation?
  • sans4: ah man sans, i didn't mean to rattle your bones or anything.
  • sans1: tibia honest, i didn't wanna make light of your situation.
  • sans2: heh. want me to pull papyrus in here? he'd hate this.
  • sans5 has joined the room
  • sans4: nah. he deserves a break every once in awhile.
  • sans5: hey guys. can't stay for long, about to head out. just wanted to check in.
  • sans1: hey sans. what's the rush?
  • sans5: date.
  • sans2: oooooooooh
  • sans1: oh oh oh oh
  • sans4: c'mon spill the beans man
  • sans5: heh, alright. post pacifist, toriel.
  • sans4: i can relate. i'm with toriel in my timeline, too.
  • sans5: how long?
  • sans4: about two years, now. first date on your end?
  • sans5: that obvious?
  • sans4: i can't even see you and i can tell you're rattling your bones.
  • sans2: wait, who's toriel?
  • sans1: the lady behind the door.
  • sans1: let's focus on what's important right now. namely, embarrassing sans before he goes on his first date.
  • sans5: wait. what.
  • sans4: i agree totally. hey sans, toriel really likes touching the rib cage. just saying.
  • sans5: oh
  • sans4: and watch it, she's a cuddler. like, you've seen how she hugs frisk? just wait until she gets her paws on you. like being wrapped in a thick, furry blanket.
  • sans5: oooooooooh
  • sans4: and if it goes well, she has this really cute dress that
  • sans5: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • sans2: guys if i laugh any harder i'll wake papyrus up
  • sans4: alright alright. seriously though, she prefers white wine, she'll expect a kiss at the end but she'll be fine if you're too flustered, and avoid talking about asgore, unless you immediately turn it into a pun. her favorite is the "my aim is getting better" one. if she's comfortable enough to initiate that herself, you're golden. that help?
  • sans5: yeah. thanks.
  • sans4: also, she has this sweet spot right at her thigh. she'll make this adorable bleating/giggle and you know you've got the right spot.
  • sans5: okay wow it looks like time i should go
  • sans5 has left the room
  • sans4: he'll be fine.
  • sans1: so toriel, huh? weird.
  • sans4: why's that?
  • sans1: honestly, i can't see myself with anyone but mettaton.
  • sans4: oh my god, mettaton?
  • sans2: dude. dude. whoa.
  • sans1: what? what's wrong with that?
  • sans4: my papyrus is dating mettaton in my timeline.
  • sans1: your papyrus is in a relationship? mine's aro.
  • sans2: and meanwhile i'm sitting in a timeline where papyrus just has a huge crush on the rectangle.
  • sans6 has joined the room
  • sans1: that's just... bizarre.
  • sans2: and chatting with parallel timeline versions of yourself isn't?
  • sans1: point taken.
  • sans6: hey guys. what's up?
  • sans4: quick, who are you in a relationship with?
  • sans6: uh... gaster?
  • sans2: ...
  • sans4: uh, ew.
  • sans1: whoa.
  • sans6: hey man, don't kinkshame me bro.
  • sans4: dude, he's my dad in my timeline?
  • sans6: your dad? freaky.
  • sans2: oh you poor soul. he was just my lab partner in my timeline.
  • sans1: it's... weird for me.
  • sans4: okay, i'm really curious. how weird?
  • sans1: well, "gaster" is actually the name me and pap used to call ourselves before he split into us two.
  • sans6: oh yeah, i've met a sans like that.
  • sans2: i sure haven't. when does he get on?
  • sans6: time is relative, but i think early morning?
  • sans2: ah. that explains it.
  • sans4: yeah, the only reason i get out of bed in the mornings is because toriel practically drags me out on my feet.
  • sans2: papyrus does the same for me.
  • sans6: so... wait. does this mean, from a multiversal sense, i'm engaging in both incest and selfcest?
  • sans1: hey, this is a judgement free zone dude.
  • sans3 has joined the room
  • sans4: you're the one who said not to kinkshame you.
  • sans3: back. 108 now. man i walked into a weird conversation.
  • sans2: c'mon sans, we've had weirder.
  • sans6: wait, 108 what?
  • sans4: speak for yourself. i'm getting weird mental images with me and gaster, now.
  • sans3: dunks. end of genocide route.
  • sans2: hey, remember when amalgamate sans entered the chat?
  • sans4: okay, i'll admit that was weirder.
  • sans6: and really sad. i think that was the only time alphys ever joined the chat.
  • sans1: yeah. i wonder how they're doing?
  • sans6: amalgamate sans or alphys?
  • sans1: both.
  • Core Frisk has joined the room
  • sans6: well hopefully
  • sans2: wait who's this?
  • sans1: frisk? wait, what?
  • sans4: oh, hey frisk.
  • Core Frisk: Hello Sanses. Sorry, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
  • sans6: uh. hey kid. this is a little hard to explain, but
  • Core Frisk: Don't bother. I'm not your Frisk, anyway.
  • sans4: yeah, he's a frisk that fell into the core and now he's kinda omniscient.
  • sans1: wait, what?
  • sans3: whoa.
  • sans6: and gaster was worried about nearly falling into the core.
  • sans1: he had every right to be.
  • Core Frisk: I just wanted to pop in and saying the particular sans amalgamate you were talking about a moment ago is doing fine, in a manner of speaking. He insists that he's happy so long as Papyrus is with him.
  • sans1: that's a relief, i guess.
  • Core Frisk: Oh, and Sans? The one who's been married to Toriel for two years?
  • sans4: yeah?
  • Core Frisk: Just a heads up, sans' first date went fine, but he's plotting a revenge prank on you.
  • sans4: wow kid, that's real cool of you to let me know.
  • Core Frisk: Don't thank me. He asked me to pull the prank myself. Undyne is going to be hunting for you to get her eyepatches back.
  • sans4: what.
  • Core Frisk: if you start running now, you may just get a head-start! :-)
  • sans4: ...
  • sans4 has left the room
  • sans3: that was ice cold, kid.
  • sans6: and amazing. teach me your ways, o master of pranks.
  • Core Frisk: Aw, well I did learn from the best. Namely, you. You're gonna teach me that one in a few months when I visit you.
  • sans6: niiiiiice.
  • sans2: hey, kid? you know all possibilities across all the timelines, right?
  • Core Frisk: Yes. Your Frisk will finally quit at the King Papyrus ending. It'll be lonely for him, but so long as you're with him, he'll be fine. You're a great second-hand man and an even better brother.
  • sans2: ...i gotta run, guys. i, uh... i gotta tell my bro i love him.
  • sans2 has left the room
  • sans3: oh, same here. kid's back for more. don't tell me if i end up beating the record, i wanna find out for myself.
  • sans3 has left the room
  • sans1: ...so, does he?
  • Core Frisk: Where would the fun be if I told you that?
  • sans1: fair enough. alright, i'd better head out. i need to go read papyrus his bedtime story.
  • sans6: and then have fun times with mettaton?
  • sans1: i'm ace.
  • sans6: oh.
  • sans1: ...i don't want to know what you do with gaster, do I?
  • Core Frisk: No, you really don't.
  • sans1: heh. alright, goodnight frisk. goodnight sans.
  • Core Frisk: Night, Sans!
  • sans6: night sans
  • sans1 has left the room
  • sans6 has left the room
  • sans7 has joined the room
  • sans7: i missed the chat again, didn't i?
  • Core Frisk: Yeah. Outertale, right?
  • sans7: ?
  • Core Frisk: Space?
  • sans7: oh. yeah. why?
  • Core Frisk: Well... I've always wanted to try out a jetpack.
  • sans7: you can jump across timelines, right?
  • Core Frisk: You HAVE met me, haven't you?
  • Core Frisk: That was a rhetorical question. I know that you've met me. Omniscient and all.
  • sans7: heh. get over here, i'll grab a pack for you.
  • Core Frisk: =D
  • Core Frisk has left the room
  • sans7 has left the room

cicatrick  asked:

Hi ON! Thanks for this. So hey, is your Luke ace? Mine is, but I only instinctively feel this and I don't have the orientation, education, experience, or terminology to get more insight into that. I'm interested and grateful to hear any input/headcanons you'd have on the idea.

This got long very rapidly–my apologies. My Luke is totally ace, hands down.

One thing that is really common among ace people is this confusion about what you’re “supposed” to be feeling. You look around in high school or college at all your friends who are eyeing football players or cheerleaders up and down and whispering to you that they wish they could get themselves a piece of that. It makes absolutely no sense to you, but eventually, you do one of two things: you 1)know for sure that you don’t feel those things and then become sure you’re “broken”, or you 2) find some sort of feeling that might vaguely resemble attraction and then go around being all like ‘hmm yeah I guess that person is nice and they have a nice haircut/pretty eyes/etc so I guess that means I like them????’

Luke falls, for me, into this second category (because I, too, was there). He grew up on a fairly conservative planet where you found a spouse of the opposite gender, got married, and had enough kids to run your moisture farm. When he first meets Leia, he feels something a little different (that we later know is their sibling bond) and he just goes, ‘Oh, that must be The Feeling that people have been talking about? Guess I like her.’ So he goes on about his life with this slightly misguided crush, and the reason he and Leia never really do anything about it (besides all 6′1″ reasons that stack up into Captain Han Solo) is because Luke is not really driven by his “crush” to do anything about it. He likes her, they are friends, and that is enough for him.

Eventually, he and Han might have a conversation about Leia (See @knightedrogue‘s incredible new four-part story, the name of which is escaping me right now, but is incredible and fits perfectly here) where Han tells Luke about some of what he feels for Leia, and Luke starts to wonder why he doesn’t have those thoughts, too. There’s the dreadful med-bay kiss that puts a shit-eating grin on his face. To me, Luke’s shit-eating grin after that kiss is just…such an ace thing. ‘Hey, see, she will kiss me even though I don’t feel the way you do about her.’ It’s not a smile for himself or Leia. It’s a smile because of his not-quite-friendly rivalry with Han.

But we’re going to move on from that scene.

I am a hardcore LukexWedge shipper thanks to @lajulie24. While many ace people don’t desire a relationship and are perfectly happy on their own, I see Luke as wanting and needing that special companionship of a relationship, and I think his and Wedge’s relationship can be a fun and simple way to explore queerplatonic relationships (this means that a couple is together, sometimes married, and committed to each other in the same manner as a ‘traditional’ relationship, but they are platonic–it’s sort of like being married to your best friend. For a person such as myself, it’s basically like the best thing in the world. Fun fact about terminology: members of a QPR are sometimes called ‘zucchini’.)

In my mind, Luke and Wedge start out as friends, and eventually, Wedge has to point-blank ask Luke what his deal is because Wedge has been flirting and dropping hints for weeks, and Luke just isn’t picking up on anything. After a few tough conversations about boundaries and feelings and things, and a very sweet and drawn out explanation that he doesn’t care what Luke feels or doesn’t feel, as long as they want to be together, Wedge will do his part to make it happen.

Thank you so much for asking!!

Nobody asked for... [Part 4]

Cuz @tsume-yuki continued her crossover, so I decided to follow up on mine~

You can find the links to the other parts here.


He didn’t like it. Not one bit.

Another round of giggles echoed from the Moby Dick’s figurehead and Ace felt a tingle down his spine at the sound. Whipping around, he glowered at the pair of women sunning themselves, heads of red and white sitting opposite each other in stark contrast like a chess pieces.

Riskua was doing that talking-with-her-hands thing she does when she gets really into a topic. Ace longed to spend time with her…

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MAS Bingo Square 13 Free Space “Practical Magic AU”


It’s common knowledge on Raftel that the D clan is cursed, has been since the first settlers arrived and found the woman that lived there alone with her young daughter. It was just as commonly known that they were talented, magical, in their own right. After all the woman had cursed herself.

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3AM Talk
  • <p> <b></b> Farkle is staying over at Riley's place for Christmas. It's their junior year of high school.<p/><b>Location:</b> Matthews's living room.<p/><b></b> Farkle is sleeping on the couch. Riley walks in from her room. She goes over to the couch. She starts shaking Farkle to wake him up.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, wake up!<p/><b></b> He doesn't wake up. She grabs a pillow and throws it at his head.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ow! (Looks around and sees Riley) Why did you do that?<p/><b>Riley:</b> So you would wake up.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Why?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I couldn't sleep and I want to talk to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Do you want to go to your bay window?<p/><b>Riley:</b> How about we stay here?<p/><b></b> Farkle sits up and makes room for Riley on the couch. She sits down. They face each other.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What's wrong?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm worry about the future. This year is the most important school year in high school. I'm scared that I will let the pressure get to me and no colleges will think I'm good enough for them.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, you are one of the smartest people I know. You have accomplished so much...<p/><b>Riley:</b> What did I accomplished?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> In the past year alone, you were voted captain of the debate team.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Only because you didn't want to be captain.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> The only reason I didn't want to be captain was because I know you are a better captain than I'll ever be. You are a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for. You are still tied with me for the most A's, which my dad hates by the way. (Riley laughs) Everyone loves and respects you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks away from Farkle) Do they though? Don't they see a childish person when they see me? I still use a bunny nightlight. I talk to stuff animals. And they talk back. I always try to ignore when things changed.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Everyone hates change. And the other things you mentioned, makes you who you are. It makes you Riley, my best friend. There's nothing wrong with that. You are serious when you need to be, but you also have this innocence that people lose as they get older. I'm happy that you never lost that. It's one of the many things I love about you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (looks at Farkle and smiles) You mean that?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I do. You helped me to have fun and let loose when I'm stressed. Remember the time, when we were studying at my place and it was raining? (Riley nods her head yes) I was worried about the final exams and you made me go outside, and danced with you in the rain. I had so much fun, that I started not to worried about the exams and I aced them. That was all because of you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was one of my favorite memories.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Mine too. You had made my life better since we met.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You had made mine better too. You're always there for me when I need you. We can talk each other about anything. We challenged each other to be better. I don't know what I would do without you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You'll never have to find out. You're stuck with me. We'll always be best friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I was going to wait to the morning, to give you your present, but now's a good time.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to the tree and grabs the present. He sits next to Riley and gives her the gift.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Merry Christmas!<p/><b></b> Riley takes the present and opens it to reveal a locket shaped like Pluto. She starts to have tears falling on her cheeks.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle, it's beautiful.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Just like you.<p/><b></b> Riley blushes.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You should open it.<p/><b></b> Riley opens the locket. One side has a picture with her and her family. On the other side, a picture of her and her friends.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know what to say.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I wanted you to keep the people that matter to you the most, with you at all times. The Pluto locket represents hope. I hope you never change who you are. The world needs a Riley Matthews. I need Riley Matthews in my life.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (tilts her head) Farkle.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You're the best person I know.<p/><b></b> Riley gives him a hug. They stare at each other. Riley leans in and gives Farkle a kiss.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow!<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was...<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow! That was the best gift I ever received.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (smiles) So I guess you don't want the present I got you?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No, I do. But, no gift will ever top that kiss.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (playfully shoves him) You're a dork.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I know.<p/><b></b> They walk to the Christmas tree and Riley hands Farkle his present.<p/><b></b> By the stairs, Cory and Topanga are watching Riley and Farkle.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That was the sweetest moment.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I've seen better.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> They remind me of us when we were younger.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I don't see it.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Like it or not, Riley's growing up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> NOT! I don't want her to grow up.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> We don't have a choice. Quit acting like a baby.<p/><b>Cory:</b> No. She's not growing up and she's never allowed to date. Especially Farkle. I can already imagine Minkus gloating about his son dating my daughter.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> It looks like they will be dating, and they're perfect for each other. Do not mess this up.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I can't promise that.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Then I can't promise that you will be living here much longer.<p/><b>Cory:</b> You would really kick me out?<p/><b>Topanga:</b> Mess this up for Riley and you'll find out.<p/><b>Cory:</b> I always thought Farkle was perfect for Riley.<p/><b>Topanga:</b> That's what I thought. Now go back to bed.<p/><b>Cory:</b> Yes ma'am.<p/><b></b> Cory and Topanga head up to their room.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> How are you feeling about the future?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I think for the first time in a while, I feel better about it. And that's thanks to you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm glad. Any college would be honored to have you at their university.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Thanks.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, where do we go from here?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I don't know. What do you want to happen?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I want to ask you to be my girlfriend and I'm hoping you would say yes.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Ask me and you'll find out.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Riley, will you be my girlfriend?<p/><b>Riley:</b> YAY!!!!!!<p/><b></b> Farkle smiles and kisses Riley.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Can you put the locket on me?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It will be my pleasure.<p/><b></b> Riley turns away from Farkle and lifts her hair. Farkle puts the locket around her neck.<p/><b>Riley:</b> This was the best present. Thank you. I love you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I love you too.<p/><b></b> They kiss again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Best Christmas ever!<p/><b></b> The end!<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

What would Gaster do if his SO told him they were pregnant with his kid?

Undertale

- You’re pregnant?
 - Pregnant??
- With his baby???
- It takes him a minute or two to process this, but once it finally gets through to his brain he squeals
- Your feet leave the floor, he’s just hugged you right off of it
- This is the best news he’s ever heard
- He’s always wanted to be a father
- Children! He loves them! So cute! So small!
- But you’re quickly set back down
- He gasps and starts fretting, deathly afraid he might’ve squeezed you too tight and hurt the baby
- You assure him that it’s way too early to do damage, especially from a hug
- He has no idea how pregnancy works, help him
- He does absolutely everything he can to prepare
- Kinda goes overboard, honestly
- An infant does not need this many clothes, they’re gonna grow out of everything in half a year
- “Gast, the kid is not going to care what color their pillows are.”
- “But we must stick with a theme! Now help me decide which best matches the carpet; pink or lavender?”
- He’s just so happy and wants everything to be perfect for his tiny child
- Every night, he holds you from behind and rests a hand on your stomach (which is starting to grow a little bump)
- He swears he can feel their soul
- Both you and your belly get a goodnight kiss
- He tells the baby how much he loves them every day
- Could he get any sweeter holy heck

Underfell

- He’s…gonna need a minute
- He legitimately feels faint
- And then nauseous
- A headache follows shortly after
- Who’s actually the pregnant one here, damn
- He slumps into the nearest chair and tries not to panic
- He should be thrilled, but all he can feel is dread
- You might be hurt at first, but then
- “What if I end up just like my parents?”
- Oh
- Oh shit
- He thinks he’s the worst possible person to raise a child
- You know he can be kind, but Gaster isn’t so optimistic
- He goes outside to take a walk and ‘get some fresh air’
- And leaves you wondering if he’ll ever come back
- Surprisingly, he returns within the hour and promises to support you throughout this entire ordeal
- For the first time in his life, he’s found true happiness
- He’s fallen in love, and with someone who loves him back
- Not just tolerates his presence, loves him
- And now they’re carrying his baby
- He’s not about to ruin this by being a selfish prick (as he so often has in the past)
- This is too important to fuck up
- It may come as a huge shock to everyone that he ends up being the best father of all the Gasters
- He’s determined to give his child the most comfortable life he can, while also being the right amount of strict
- It’s a perfect balance that the others don’t quite achieve
- And no, he never hurts them or treats them cruelly

Underswap

- He’s not exactly sure how to react
- Truthfully, he’s more worried about your reaction
- Are you really okay with it?
- Do you resent him for doing this to you?
- He’s terrified that this could mean the end of your relationship
- You’d never discussed kids, or anything long-term
- But once you tell him that you do want to start a family together…
- He’s on his knees, hugging you around the waist and resting his head against your abdomen
- Always with the dramatics, sheesh
- You’re very well cared for throughout the pregnancy
- He’s on high alert for danger 24/7
- No one is allowed to get too close unless you give them the okay
- It’s a little…excessive
- But you allow it, knowing it’s for his own benefit as much as yours
- He will allow nothing to harm either his beloved or his precious child
- Your comfort becomes his #1 priority
- He might even insist on carrying you up any stairs you encounter
- “You need to save your energy, love.”
- There are like six steps, god damn, chill
- But it’s all because he cares
- He’ll learn to calm down a bit once the baby’s born
- At least, after the first three months or so
- They’re just…so small and helpless
- He can’t help but feel protective

Outertale

- He’s a sex-repulsed ace, so if you guys want kids you’re gonna have to adopt
- But since there’s a waiting period before you can take the child home, it’s still like waiting for the baby to arrive
- You both go to the adoption center
- A girl in the corner catches your eye
- She’s just turned seven, around the unfortunate age where it becomes harder for orphans to find new families
- Most people go for the babies and toddlers
- No one wants the ‘older’ children
- She’s shy at first, but quickly warms up when you show interest in her
- She calls Gaster pretty every time she sees him, which never fails to make him giggle and blush
- When a little kid gives a compliment, they really mean it
- She’s definitely the one
- You guys visit her as often as you can up until the day where you all go home together
- Gaster adores her
- He buys her custom tailored clothes, all the newest toys and electronics, barbies or science kits or whatever else she takes a liking to-
- That kid is gonna be so spoiled
- Family Cuddle Piles happen often
- You’ll be lounging on the couch when suddenly, your two favorite cuties are on either side of you
- Apparently, you’re the warmest

Mertale

- Wait, what
- How
- You guys have never fricked the frack
- He doesn’t even have the parts for it
- But he knows the baby is his
- There’s no specific reason why, he just knows
- And of course, he knows you haven’t cheated on him
- Mostly out of trust, but also because he can literally read your mind
- He explains that sea monsters reproduce through magic, a soul exchange of sorts
- It can happen through any sort of intimate physical contact, such as a hug or nuzzle, and is usually accidental
- But it can only occur with two people/monsters who are deeply in love with each other
- So essentially, you were magically impregnated by an asexual merman
- Congrats?
- Gaster’s very excited, and endlessly proud
- Every time you come visit him, he insists that you sit in the water for a bit
- Mostly so he can curl around you, being close to both you and the baby, and talk to them telepathically
- It’s not like they’ll understand any of it, but at least they’ll recognize their dad’s ‘voice’ as well as yours once they’re born
- You guys wonder if they’ll be half fish or not
- Either way, Gast wants to teach them how to swim
- And to hunt in the ocean
- You’re not sure if you’ll allow the second part
- The best case would be that they’re both aquatic and terrestrial, like an amphibian
- This way they can spend quality time with both parents
- You can only visit your fish boo so often, what with having a job and other human things to do
- But at least your house is close to the shore
- You’ll make sure the kid gets to see their father as much as possible

anonymous asked:

I feel like a lot of these Ikkaku roleplayers are getting too OOC, I mean, he's a meat head, and that's pretty much it - dumb, loud, violent, slob. Let's not look too far into things. Is there a reason why people are so into him? I wish I could see it, but I don't. Help?

Alright, since you’ve invited me to, allow me to tell you a thing.

Ikkaku able to cry, Ikkaku as ace/demi, Ikkaku showing a ‘soft’ side, Ikkaku being less than the complete asshole that people like to see on the surface… Why do I think all that can be written/roleplayed easily without making it OOC?

Pack some clean socks - you’re in for the long run, so I can hook and drown you on one of my favorite sweeties.

So, to prove to you that this dork isn’t a flat or shallow character, let’s just hear a complete rundown of my Ikkaku headcanons, backed up with canon examples and pictures. Yes, because I am just that obsessive. I even had to update this post because this little shit keeps developing more and more.

Yes, Ikkaku is a rough-and-tough fighter who eats nails for breakfast without any milk. Lean, mean, fighting machine, yada yada, but he’s not heartless. He’s got layers, okay?

On the surface, Ikkaku does put up a tough guy veneer, but it’s plain to anyone with a brain stem that he’s sensitive and still has his doubts about himself. I mean, although it’s subtle most of the time, it’s definitely not subtle if you hit him in his sore spot, because then he’ll stoop to fighting with children. Exhibit A: 

(Read all panels right to left. It’s manga, so I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but…)

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anonymous asked:

Why do you think asexuals are q***r? We are not institutionally ruled out of anything, there's no legislation, medicalization, or anything on a systematic level. Asexuality is not a visible identity. We don't get called q***r, so it isn't ours to reclaim. The LGBT+ acronym isn't necessarily q***r, and it's almost insulting to people who've faced those hardships for us to try and yell our way into q***r spaces.

*sigh* Knew it was coming. Can’t have a big follower count without the people coming at me about posts I make or reblog on asexuals. I’ve got to be the informat.

Okay so, fun short story, when I was at university doing a presentation on asexuality for ace awareness week in a room full of 40 other LGBTQIAAP+ folk, we inevitably came across some acephobic questions that was just acephobic because it was shrowded with ignorance; like yours is right here. While I was talking about intersectional problems in the LGBTQIAAP+ community, somebody raised their hand for a question. I called on them, and they said,

“But do aces even get called queer?!” The person in question asked with annoyance in their voice, eyes half-lidded, and I instantly felt the blood drain from my face like it does every time somebody asks this; because the question is directly trying to invalidate aces within the space of the LGBTQIAAP community. One doesn’t even need to call it the “queer community” for somebody to say that aces don’t belong there, after all, but “queer” is an easy way for people to do it.

Immediately, without raising their hands, four people in the audiance, as well as the person presenting with me, answered with variations of, “Yes”, and “I do.”

The person presenting with me actually got into how important it is for them to be able to call their ace experience a queer experience, because they’re a queer person of colour. They’re a queer muslim, which constantly gets erased by every media imaginable. And to their parents, it doesn’t matter if they were lesbian, gay, bi, or ace, it all equals the same thing. They’re queer. And they’re scared for their life because of it.

(This is not even mentioning how ace people use to get primarily bunched up with lesbians and gay people in olden days and have to deal with the same attention, and still to this day, it often happens, because straight people don’t care that we’re different, they brush us together with the same stroke.)

I, personally, have a hard time calling myself queer though because of the “aces aren’t queer” rhettoric, that is spurred on from “aces don’t get called queer!” Which, as we’ve just noted from this, aces do get called queer. For me personally, being asexual is the biggest part of my identity! I am trans, I’m definitely not heteromantic, and I’m ace. But, when I’m called queer, it’s like, well, people already tell me it’s not because I’m asexual, so it’s because I’m trans, or because of my romantic orientation…. but.. then I never call myself that because in my eyes, if I can’t call myself queer for being asexual, then I can’t call myself queer at all. Just like, if I don’t belong in t he LGBT+ community for being ace, then I can’t be in there at all. Because being ace has impacted me stronger than being trans, and it has impacted me stronger than my romantic orientation. My acephobia I’ve faced in my lifetime has been huger than those. So when somebody denies someone else a safespace because they’re not “oppressed enough”, or because they’re “practically straight”, because they’re ace, I don’t feel like I belong there at all, even if by all other means I belong.

And honestly? This has been happening to Asexuals from the beginning. The “You don’t belong” club because “you don’t feel the attraction I do. Trans still included though.” And it happens. It happens again, and again, and again, and again, just with different codes of paint so people can look less like badguys when they say aces don’t belong in non-cis-het spaces. As a reminder though; aces don’t belong in cis-het spaces either. It’s the same shit, different colour.

But you’re wrong on other accounts too. The major difference though? Is that we have less visibility.

For example! In the US at least because I cannot speak for other countries; adoption laws and marriage laws hurt aces. Just like it was a diagnosable illness to be gay, up until recently, it’s been a diagnosed illness to be ace! Only now, it’s only a diagnosable illness if you don’t ALREADY IDENTIFY AS ACE (which means actually knowing what it is first, and did I mention the thing about less visible? Yeah.) Not only that! There’s medication out now for ace women, but that’s a huuuuge topic which makes me very angry, and I’d rather not get into it? But you can research that on your own if you want, it just makes my skin crawl, and there’s a controversy over it and- ugh.. You can form your own opinion more on that.

So yes. Laws, medication, aces actually getting called queer….

What else?

Oh right. THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO GET INTO THIS IS REDICULOUS. I should not have to spell out every reason why I should be able to use “queer” as an ace person. Because saying “LGBTQIAAP+ is not necessarily Queer” means that it is literally only annexing the A in that whole acronym, unless you want to argue that intersex people also aren’t queer, which- I’m not intersex so I’m not going to speak for them at all, and I don’t hear what they get told or what they call themselves as far as that word, or whatever so- I’m not.

NEVERTHELESS, people STILL use “Queer community” to mean “LGBTQIAAP+” all the time. Unless they’re specifically saying that they mean all lesbian people, all gay people, all bi people, all trans people, all questioning people, all pan people, just not the cis het aromantics, cis het asexuals, or cis aro aces.”. Again, not saying anything on Intersex cause I don’t know but-

Don’t you think that’s arophobic or acephobic at least a little? When none of those letters have a common ground beyond “Cis straight people treat us like shit?” It comes from seeing aces and aros as straight and it’s bullshit, and I’m so, so, so tired of it.

Who to fight: Ace Attorney
  • Phoenix Wright: Ha ha, you're not fighting Phoenix Wright.
  • i mean, most likely you would lose, he's all but undefeatable - but no the actual reason you're not fighting Phoenix Wright is that i am already fighting Nick. I am never not fighting Nick. one day i will defeat him and we will finally be Free
  • Miles Edgeworth: You could fight Miles, but you'd feel awful afterwards. He's a pale weak noodle of a man, a small porcelain prince. would you hurt this man? would you?
  • Franziska von Karma: You're already fighting Franziska. She's always fighting.
  • Maya Fey: I don't know why you would want to fight Maya, but i think if you did she'd win. She stands under waterfalls and meditates in frozen chambers for fun. If Maya Fey got into a fight she'd destroy you
  • Mia Fey: You can't fight Mia she's already dead sorry. You'd lose anyway
  • Lana Skye: Don't fight Lana! Did you see her smile? That smile was filled with the purest light. It made me weep. You can't hurt this woman, she is too pure.
  • Ema Skye: Ema is a nerd but i get the feeling that she probably carries extremely corrosive acid around in her bag, I'd watch out if I were you. It could get dangerous. She's got a good aim, i wouldn't want to get hit with an acidic snackoo
  • Kay Faraday: Ha ha. Ha! Ha ha ha ha
  • You'll lose
  • Dick Gumshoe: I would imagine fighting Gumshoe would be like playing tennis against the wall - like, every hit you make is just going to bounce right off. He wouldn't make any effort to fight you back but every punch you throw would just be empty. he'd look at you sadly with each punch you make. he doesn't want to fight you, he just wants Miles Edgeworth to stop cutting his pay. please be nice to this man
  • Winston Payne: Honestly, you could fight Payne but I think by the time you track him down, someone else will already be fighting him. He's just got such a punchable face.
  • Trucy Wright: If you fight Trucy I will stop fighting Nick and I'll start fighting You. how dare you.
  • That said she'd kick your ass before i even got there, she's an illusion master. you won't even see her coming.
  • Pearl Fey: DON'T FIGHT PEARL
  • Apollo Justice: He'd yell for help and then you'd be screwed I do not recommend fighting Apollo Justice. You'd be stunned by his loud yells, and then the rest of the Wright Anything Agency will be hot on your tail. A bad decision if ever i saw one.
  • Klavier Gavin: You can fight Klavier, he'll probably write a song about it. Make you famous. Win win situation really.
  • Athena Cykes: Did you see her throwing Apollo? She'll do that to you. If you're up for a challenge then by all means, fight Athena Cykes. it will be a long battle. She's good at those, she fought for years for Blackquill. She's powerful, good luck, you'll probably lose.
  • Simon Blackquill: Honestly he'll probably provoke you and threaten you with his invisible sword but you shouldn't fight this man. He's just a sad, sad lawyer. He's so sad. Have you seen his cheeks? They're literally stained with tears. Don't fight Blackquill, he needs a hug.
  • Manfred von Karma: Man I'm packing my things right now, booking a flight to his fuckin house. As soon as I'm done fighting Nick I will destroy this man for hurting my children
  • Wendy Oldbag:
  • That's a bad idea.
  • Larry Butz: Man Larry is so fightable, you could probably get anyone on this list to join in on fighting Larry. He's just so fightable. I'd fight him. You know speaking of men who are fightable
  • Diego Armando: Fight this man. Fight him. He needs to be punched. I would punch him myself but I'm too busy fighting Nick. I need your help here, please punch Godot. I'm begging you. Do this for me

deansthighs  asked:

i finally thought of a prompt!!! dean know cas is ace and he's 100% fine with it but one day cas is acting a little flustered around dean and dean can't figure out why (it's because he's getting chubby) so then they have the whole 'i don't like sex but i have this kink' talk (((because kinky ace people deserve attention too)))

“Cas, what’s up with you lately?”

“I have no idea what you’re referring to, Dean.”

“Really? You mean it’s my imagination how weird you’ve been around me lately?”

“I–what?”

Dean sits at the kitchen table and gestures for Cas to sit across from him. “You’ve been looking at me weird. Like you–I don’t know, like you’re ready to jump my bones or something.”

Cas squints. “I don’t understand what that–”

“Sex, Cas. You look like you want to have sex with me.”

“Oh. No, I’ve never desired that. We’ve had this con–”

“Then what’s the deal?”

Cas blushes and looks down at the table, and Dean is so fucking confused. “It’s not–it’s not a sexual attraction, but…”

“But what?”

“You’re gaining weight.”

What. “Come again?”

“In the past month or so, you’ve started gaining weight–quite rapidly, I might add–and I…it pleases me. It’s very, um, pleasurable to watch.”

Dean stares open-mouthed at Cas for several long seconds.

“I don’t know why. Apparently I am aesthetically attracted to fat or something.”

Dean can tell Cas is embarrassed, more embarrassed than when he explained how he doesn’t feel sexual attraction, so he decides to take this seriously. “It’s OK, Cas. Not the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. Are you–what do you want to do about it?”

Cas looks back up at Dean and tilts his head. “What do you mean?”

“Well, you said it’s–pleasurable or whatever. But are you comfortable with that? I mean, you’ve been acting kind of awkward, so I’ll go on a diet if it–”

“No! I mean. I’ve been acting strange because I didn’t want to tell you. I definitely do not want you to lose the weight you’ve gained.”

Dean can feel his cheeks heating up. Talking about how he’s porked out recently isn’t exactly the most fun conversation. But hey, if Cas likes it then who the fuck cares. The more junk food the better. “Would you like me to…keep gaining weight?”

Now Cas’ cheeks are reddening. “You may do as you please, Dean, but it would make me very happy if you continued to gain weight.”

“How much?”

“Whatever you feel comfortable with.”

Dean smiles sheepishly at Cas and says, “You’ve been pushing me to eat more lately, haven’t you?”

“I–yes, perhaps I have. I would, um, I would love to feed you by hand sometime.”

Dean’s only a little bit confused when his dick twitches at the idea. He simply nods at Cas, and that’s the end of the conversation.

There’s a fundamental shift in their relationship after that, though. Cas stops being awkward and starts being more inappropriate than he probably realizes.

Cas has never really wanted more physical contact than just a touch to the shoulder or the hand, but now he wraps Dean in his arms and grabs at his belly any chance he can get. After particularly big meals, he reaches over and shoves his hand up under Dean’s shirts without warning. He pinches Dean’s ass and hips when they pass by each other, and he curls against Dean’s side at night and presses the heel of his hand all over Dean’s stomach until they both fall asleep. And none of that even compares to the times Cas has fed Dean and stuffed him so full of food that he can’t move.

Sure, Dean’s had to buy a whole new wardrobe to accommodate his growing waistline, but it’s fucking awesome. He’s never gotten this much attention in his life, and, well, to be honest, being well fed is better than having sex.

anonymous asked:

So I headcanon that Dean's aromantic, and once he gathers the courage to tell Sam that no, he's not (just) a slut, just not interested in a romantic relationship, Sam's no longer looking at him with judging eyes. Soon after, Sam comes out as asexual, and Dean thinks briefly "What a pair we make!" and they both understand each other a little more and don't make fun of each others' sex life or lack thereof. <3

Oooohhh, I can just imagine that conversation. Dean pacing nervously, starting out with stuff like, “I  mean, I know you went to Stanford. Smart kid. California’s a pretty liberal place. And you’re really into labels, so … “ and just rambling on until Sam rolls his eyes and tells him to get on with it. “Dude, you’re my brother. You could tell me you’re into goats, and I wouldn’t care. I mean, I’d care. I’d probably be a little concerned. But you get what I mean.”

So Dean just bites the bullet and says he’s not into romance. “I love sex,” he says, and Sam rolls his eyes again because duh, “But I’ve never really … I mean, the whole romance thing? The boyfriend-girlfriend, holding hands, falling in love chick flick crap? I just … don’t get it. I don’t feel that, like at all.”

And Sam’s expression softens, and he says softly, “There’s a word for that, you know.”

“There is?” Dean’s not broken or has a few wires crossed or whatever? There’s a word for it, and there are others who feel this way?

Sam nods. “Aromantic. It means you don’t feel romantic attraction. So, like, you don’t want to date people, but you can still like sex.” Then Sam takes a deep breath and says, “On the other hand, there’s asexual. Where you don’t feel sexual attraction. Some people are both aromantic and asexual, but some are only one or the other and can still – “

“Wait,” Dean interrupts, “Are you trying to tell me you’re – ?”

“Asexual? Yeah. I am. But I’m not aromantic. I want a relationship and all that. Just not the sex.”

“Huh.” And Sam’s a little upset because huh? That’s all Dean has to say, is huh?

Then, “Sorry I ever made fun of you for it. For, like, not getting laid or whatever. I didn’t know that was a thing.”

The corner of Sam’s lips twitch in something like a smile. “Yeah, you too. I mean, I knew it was a thing, but I didn’t know you were … you know, you were.”

And they both nod, apologies accepted, and basically never talk about it again, beyond the occasional teasing. (Jesus, Sam, get a room.)(Wow, at least wine and dine the witness first, Dean.)

Kerrang "Brian Molko - "My year", Dec '00
  • Kerrang "Brian Molko - My year", Dec '00
  • by Simon Young
  • 2000, How was it for you?:
  • 'It's not over yet! It's been work, work, work and hardly any Play. It's been a full-on emotional year.'
  • Album Of the year?:
  • "At The Drive-in's 'Relationship Of Command'. It's an amazing record. I heard 'One Armed Scissor' and managed to get a copy of the album before it came out. It's like a cross between Fugazi and Jane's Addiction. They're my favourite band and they harness energy and passion. It's all over the Place musically. It goes off on tangents and there's a rebellious spirit which I like. I also love the new Queens album, 'Rated R'. It's hedonistic and really fun. 'Feel Good Hit...' is my karaoke favourite.'
  • The must-have item of 2000 was?:
  • 'I've just bought an Apple I-book laptop. That opens up several new doors of entertainment. Never a dull moment. I check out the Placebo chat rooms and forums and have a bit of fun trying to find out what everybody thinks. It hasn't backfired yet!'
  • Where did you go on holiday this year?:
  • 'I haven't really been on holiday this year. We've done a whole bunch of festivals: Japan, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Germany, France, Belgium. We never get the chance to check anv of the cities out. It's been a series of hotels and tour buses.'
  • Film of the year?:
  • "Boy's Don't Cry" It's shocking that that kind of thing happens even today , that people can be that backward. The fact that it's a true story makes it all the more heartbreaking.
  • Person of the year?:
  • "Anne Widdecombe for taking the legalisation of marijuana one step forward instead of backward, which was what she was originally trying to do.'
  • Wanker of the year?:
  • 'Me.'
  • Tragedy of the year?:
  • "What's going on in the Middle East right now. It seems to me that people there don't want peace and it's pretty heavy."
  • Personal high point of the year?:
  • 'The tour we're on at the moment. It feels like freedom from responsibility. It's th. most fun because you feel like a teenager all the time.'
  • Personal low point of the year?:
  • "I've had several, and it's all relationship based"
  • Worst Hangover of the year?:
  • After Mark Richardson (drums) from Skunk Anansie's 30th birthday . We went out and partied like it was 1997. I couldn't make it to the studio the next day. It was the last time I break danced too. It was a good party"
  • Weirdest fan request of the year?:
  • "It involved deflowering. No, I didn't"
  • Most famous person you've met this year?:
  • PJ Harvey. Outside Ladbroke Grove tube station by accident. Her drummer Rob Ellis worked on our new album.
  • Most embarrassing moment of the year?:
  • I don't get embarrassed about break dancing. None so far thankfully. I haven't been really embarrassed , it would be difficult.
  • Sexiest person you met this year was?:
  • 'I think Melissa Auf der Maur has to he one of the sexiest people in rock. It was a real shame because we were on tour when The Smashing Pumpkins played at Wembley. Typical.
  • Best band you saw this year?:
  • 'Queens Of The stone Age at a festival in Belgium. That was amazing. Nick Oliveri, their bassist, was naked and how he didn't get sunburn on his ass I'll never know. Sonic Youth and Einstfirzende Neubauten too. We had a studio outing and came back feeling really inspired.'
  • Best Song you wrote this year?:
  • "All of the songs we've written since the new album came out. They have to remain a secret, sorry.
  • Joke Of the year?:
  • 'I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit.'
  • 'Big Brother': ace or arse?:
  • 'I unfortunately saw that programme. Arse. Complete arse. They should have axed the show. The fact that these people are becoming celebrities is disgusting. What's the point?'
  • What should Slipknot do next year?:
  • 'Go unmasked, and see if they can Pull it off without their costumes.'
  • Personal motto of the year?:
  • 'Fear of flying'. I usually have a few double vodkas before getting on the plane and after that, I'm still shitting it.'
  • if I could change one thing about 2000, it would be:
  • 'Peace in the Middle East.'
  • What would you do with Britney spears?:
  • 'Ignore her.'
  • My ideal Christmas present is?:
  • 'Mental stability..
  • How will you be seeing in the New Year?:
  • 'I'm not sure where I'll be. Somewhere exotic, hopefully. I definitely don't want to be in London. I haven't decided who I'm going to take yet.'
  • In 2001, I intend to:
  • 'Try to give up smoking, but it's not going to be very easy. it improves my voice, but I can't keep going on like this. I doubt it's going to happen, actually.'

paranoiaaffair-deactivated20161  asked:

sid/geno #9 or #18 for the smutfest prompts?

i’m so sorry about how long this took me

i’m doing 9. prolonged makeouts because i’ve been wanting to write ace sid for literally forever and this is… essentially 1.6k of fluff instead of the porn you probably wanted. sorry? i’m terrible, i know

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So here’s the thing. Sid… doesn’t have sex.

Not because he can’t, okay, he could go out and have sex right now if he wanted to. He could.

He just… doesn’t want to. Hasn’t ever.

It’s not a big deal, okay?

Or, at least, it hasn’t ever been a big deal.

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He meets Evgeni Malkin at Mario’s house.

He has long limbs and a shy smile and he doesn’t speak a word of English beyond ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. Sid butchers his name and they sit in silence next to each other for the entire meal.

Things go downhill from there.

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