okay but tater is absolutely the biggest baby ever when it comes to scary movies. we’re talking even the slightest hint of a scary scene and tater just nopes the heck out of there. like, he still can’t watch the hunchback of notre dame all the way through.
but he is definitely not going to mention that to kent. especially since he knows that kent loves that he’s so big and strong and tater’s pretty sure that ‘screams like a little girl at cgi monsters’ does not fit that description.
except it’s a date weekend and kent’s put on his netflix list of 'quintessential american films that you need to watch tater, how have you not watched these you weirdo’ and then. gremlins comes on. and tater is excited!! gizmo is so cute!! but then the actual gremlins come along and look. tater is a Big and Strong hockey player. he is definitely not scared by evil reptilian dolls. no siree.
it takes kent approximately 2.3 seconds to notice. 'babe,’ he says slowly, 'are you scared?’
'no way,’ alexei 'no pokerface’ mashkov forces out. for a second all kent can do is stare at his giant, russian teddy bear of a boyfriend before he basically lifts tater onto his lap. 'how are you this cute??’ he grins with a face of brown curls. and while tater is pretty terrified he’s also?? all warm on the inside??? because this gorgeous, talented, loving man is His Boyfriend
(that night kent is woken up by tater shaking his arm and plaintively whispering, 'hey…can I be little spoon now?’ and kent just MELTS. tater doesn’t mind scary movies too much after that.)
He has played a mopey, romantic man in love with his cowoker, a sex stand-in, performing scenes naked most of the time, a humble and daring Hobbit, a bitter murderer, lovable, but a murderer nontheless. We have seen him cry, laugh, kiss, do full on makeout scenes, perform raunchy, passionate sex scenes and he’s done an amazing job but
WHAT WAS SO INTIMATE, PARTICULARLY PRIVATE THAT HE ASKED TO DO IT ALONE? WHAT?!