DO YOU!!!

I hope that Parrish ends up being a Phoenix for no real reason other than for Stiles to have a snarkastic lil field day with it like:

  • Asking how often he molts
  • Asking if he can just “flame on” at will so he can roast marshmallows off of him and make S’mores.
  • Asking Parrish if he ever gets scared, does his “Fire or Flight” response kick in.
  •  Sending anonymous packages filled with bird seed and toys to his desk at the station.
  • Stiles calling Derek on speakerphone in front of Parrish saying, “Hey Derbear, no need to pick us up a turkey for Thanksgiving, I’ve found a bird that’s self-cooking.”

          **Parrish subsequently complaining about Stiles’ antics and Derek responding, “Take a deep breath, Jordan. Don’t let him ruffle your feathers.” Parrish groaning because, oh no Stiles rubbed off on Derek.

OKAY GUESS WHO IS MAKING MEXICAN RICE (IT’S YOU)

a guide by cat swanjolras, at request of gamble endquestionmark​ but if you aren’t gamble and you wanna use it you can i guess

STEP ONE: GET LIKE A CUP OF RICE
this can be brown rice or jasmine rice or white rice or whatever the fuck you want. i am not the rice police

STEP TWO: PUT SOME VEGETABLE OR OLIVE OIL IN A POT
how much oil? IDK BRO FOLLOW YOUR HEART. more oil means soggier and stickier rice, less oil means dryer and crunchier rice.

STEP THREE: CHOP SOME ONION
again: follow ur heart, we used like an entire big yellow onion but you could also reasonably use half an onion, or an onion and a half, or a red onion. you don’t need the pieces chopped too finely either biggish is ok

STEP FOUR: DUMP THE ONION AND RICE IN A POT AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE ALL COVERED WITH OIL AND TURN THE HEAT ON AND STIR UNTIL IT FRIES
if your rice was white and it is browning, congratulations. if your rice was brown and it’s getting browner, congrats again. if your rice is black you fucked up and burnt it but it’s ok, it’s not like it’ll kill you, just eat it anyway. don’t fuss abt the onions you know how to cook onions. if it smells good you did good.

STEP FIVE: GET HOWEVER MUCH WATER THE PACKAGING ON THE RICE SAYS YOU NEED AND DUMP IT IN THE POT
we used like a cup and three quarters but seriously your rice packaging should tell you how much water like if it doesn’t do your best on google

STEP SIX: DUMP LIKE HALF A CUP OF TOMATO SAUCE IN THE POT
so this can be ~tomato paste~ or like a can of tomato puree or whatever, it can also be your basic marinara you use for pasta frankly, i have not tried campbell’s tomato soup yet but honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out great

STEP SEVEN: DUMP ABOUT A CAN OF CORN AND A CHOPPED-UP TOMATO (ONE OF THE BIG ONES) INTO THE POT
“big ones” means like idk, not a cherry or a grape tomato. full-size. drain the liquid from the corn before you put the corn in. (other vegetables are also obviously allowed. tbh anything you’d put in fried rice is typically something you can put in mexican rice. the one exception is egg, which no.)

STEP EIGHT: SHAKE A BUNCH OF CHILI POWDER AND GARLIC POWDER INTO THE POT AND STIR IT ALL TOGETHER
so here you can get as fancy as you like. i have chili powder but i also have ~chipotle powder~ which will give the rice a much smokier and spicier flavor, i’m into that but not everyone is. you can put literal garlic in but i’m lazy. cumin, also an option. onion powder. parsley. cilantro. black pepper. extra salt? it’s your spice cabinet, you make the rules.
the amount that i put in is generally Lots, because i like my rice v spicy and flavorful. but like do what your heart tells you obviously.

STEP NINE: MAKE THE WATER BOIL
i am assuming you know how to do this.

STEP TEN: TURN THE HEAT DOWN, COVER THE POT, AND LET THE RICE COOK UNTIL ALL THE WATER IS GONE
and taste the rice and if it’s dry and crunchy add more water and KEEP COOKIN MOTHERFUCKERS

STEP ELEVEN: PUT THE RICE IN AS MANY BOWLS AS YOU NEED AND EAT IT
there’s gonna be a crusty crunchy bit on the bottom. i like to eat this but like hey not everyone does. it’s gonna be a motherfucker to wash out of the pot, fill up the pot with water and let it soak for a bit.
it’s gonna be really hot at first so like let it cool or whatever. serves 3, or 2 who are v hungry, or you for the next three meals. (it refrigerates not amazingly, but well enough that it’s p edible afterwards.)

I Wish It Was You [Part 2]

You were meant to be with the name engraved on your wrist, Luke, but after you met Ashton, you didn’t want to be with your soulmate.
Part 2 to my imagine for 5sos-writing-things

[Part 1]

Luke.

His smile grew as he heard the introduction. He was elated, while I wished the ground could swallow me whole. “Hi,” he repeated. I glanced at Ashton before looking back at Luke.

“Hi,” I replied. I suddenly felt incredibly uncomfortable and stressed. While I was alone with Ashton I wanted nothing more than to always have him in my life and for him to be my soulmate, but the name never changed. And now I come to find he will always be in my life, but as my soulmates’ bandmate and friend. This isn’t what I wanted. Could I get a redo?

“We’ll let you two have some time alone,’ Ashton announced, refusing to look at me. He and Calum took their pizza and left the room along with Michael, closing the door behind them. Luke and I stared at each other.

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Kyungil commented on a post of Yijeong gifs in the cafe. Everyone had been commenting about how cute Yijeong is and:

“Right, so cute you could die right?? ㅋㅋ Sorry but he’s mine ㅋㅋ”

  • Austin to Jeff:She's gone, next week, we're getting rid of Audrey
  • Jeff:Totally
  • Austin:The only way it's going to work is if we keep it under wraps. Keep it really quiet with people we trust
  • Jeff:Exactly
  • Austin:So let's not tell Clay
  • Jeff:Perfect
  • Jeff:*leaves*
  • Jeff:So Clay, guess what?
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David Tennant in an earlier stage role as Simon Bliss in “Hay Fever” by Noel Coward- I can’t, but help but to laugh at this David in this because this so over the top acting even though he is being such a caddy charmer. And the sad thing is theater acting has to be like a thousand times over-the-top because you have express a lot more with your body expressions and movements, and you have to say things with a lot more flare in order to get a point across to the whole audience.  Cos not everyone can see your face on stage. But regardless of all that stage acting or theater work in general is such a hoot to perform, and I know. I mean, I’ve just done Shakespearean work for the most part, but even then you have to be more expressive in every way possible because a lot of people don’t understand Shakespeare. And you have to be able to perform a scene and show what that scene means not only by saying the words but by acting out the whole entire scene with your whole entire self, but it’s really fun, and you do look absolutely ridiculous from the outside, but that’s theater acting for you.