DO U KNOW

When people I’m out to talk abt periods & long hair & make-up & they’re like ‘’You wouldn’t understand because you’re not a girl’’ it’s like… Wow gosh golly I appreciate that you actually see me as a guy but also you’re full of shit lmfao

Ya’ll I’m getting my wisdom teeth out on Tuesday and that’s some scary stuff in my opinion and yes I suppose it’s a bit of a superficial fear but like idk idk this is not a good Christmas gift you feel

I hate the “I’m leaving u for ur own good :(” trope in fiction so much especially when people feel the need to lie and say they don’t care about the other person for the sake of getting the other party to not question them on it like okay cool how much good do u think ur doin right now by having them spiral and feel like they weren’t good enough just for your noble sense of superiority

Btw this is a direct callout post @ Broody Vampire Duo Edward and Angel

SKATESQUAD SPINOFF

Pikachit changed chat name ‘BARCAAAA’ to ‘WHEN WEDDING PARTYYYY?’

katsudon_y: PICHIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

katsudon_y: WTH NO DONT DO THIS YET CHANGE IT BACKKKKKK

pikachit: wt WHY NOT IM BETRAYED I DONT EVEN KNOW URE MARRIEDDDD

katsudon_y: WE NEED TO TALK. PRIVATELY.

katsudon_y: AND NO NOT YET WE ARE NOT

pikachit: DO U EVEN KNOW IM HAVING A DILEMEMEMAAA I WANNA WIN BUT I AM UR BESTMAN AND WEDDING PLANNER I EVEN GOT RSVPS READY

pikachit: BUT

(gay)guanghong: flowerboy (raise hand)

leoooooo: dj mah spotify list is ready

pikachit: I WANNA BRING GLORRYY TO MY COUNTRYYYYYYY??????

katsudon_y: can you not.

katsudon_y: overreact 

RussianTiger: not yet? fu not a chance.

(gay)guanghong: yuri do u wanna be flowergirl we can do it tgt

katsudon_y: CHILDREN STOP APPOINTING YOURSELF OKAY?

pikachit: DONT DISMISS MY CONCERNS YOU POLEDANCING PERVERTED MAMA

pikachit: AND

pikachit changed screen name to ‘pikachitalumus’.

RussianTiger: juz becoz u react vigorously to everything doesnt mean u hav to name urself a chemical

RussianTiger: and im da flowerboy im their son

katsudon_y: arghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Disclaimer: none of these lovely people belong me! and I was inspired by Skatesquad groupchat on AO3. Please read that hilarious chatlog as well! 

and the stupid naming thing happend IRL. 

Genji: It is not too late to change your course, brother.

Hanzo:

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I thought this post was really cute so here’s datekou