((Discowing was a mistake and I can’t believe Alfred let Dick leave the house in those feathers and that v-neck))

You: Bruce Wayne dresses as a bat to scare and intimidate people

Me, an intellectual: nothing has been and nothing never will be as terrifying as Discowing. Criminals saw him and shook in fear. Oh no! That color combination! The feathers! He says he’ll call the police on them but who will call the Fashion Police on him???

  • Jason: [Laying in a hospital bed, waiting for his appendix to be taken out] If I die during this operation, will you do one thing for me?
  • Tim: Anything, Jason
  • Jason: [Grabs Tim by the collar and squeezes eyes] blow up the fucking hospital
Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS

1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?

2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.

3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”

4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”

5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it

6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman

7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”

8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt

9. “That would make them nunjas.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME GRAYSON THEY’RE POINTING GUNS AT YOU IS NOW *REALLY* THE BEST TIME TO PUN

10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*

  • <p> <b>Bruce:</b> I have to ground you. I'm grounding you. You're grounded.<p/><b>Damian:</b> What about patrols?<p/><b>Bruce:</b> Fine, other than Patrols. No tv!<p/><b>Damian:</b> I never watch tv anyway.<p/><b>Bruce:</b> No computer!<p/><b>Damian:</b> Tim's on there always anyway, he doesn't even let me get near the computer<p/><b>Bruce:</b> ... No Jon!<p/><b>Jon:</b> What?! No Jon?!<p/><b>Bruce:</b> NO JON!<p/></p>

BATMAN ’66 MEETS WONDER WOMAN ’77 #6
Written by MARC ANDREYKO and JEFF PARKER
Art by DAVID HAHN and KARL KESEL
Cover by MICHAEL ALLRED
Batman retired to let his protégés defend the streets of Gotham City, but his peace is threatened when an old enemy comes to town. Will our heroes thwart Ra’s al Ghul and save the ’70s? Tune in for the epic finale!
On sale JUNE 28 • 32 pg, FC, 6 of 6, $3.99 US • RATED E • DIGITAL FIRST


(with Ra’s doing his best Burt Reynolds’ pose)

(and Catwoman doing Farrah Fawcett’s poster)