How the signs died in the Zombie Apocalypse
  • Aries:Betrayed by a fellow survivor
  • Taurus:To scared to kill the zombies
  • Gemini:Started a bitch fight with another survivor and was to distracted to see the zombie coming
  • Cancer:Couldn't find a safe base and slept in the woods
  • Leo:Overrun by a herd
  • Virgo:Just your average "surprise zombie" attack
  • Libra:Zombies thought you were too yummy, hunny
  • Scorpio:Old Age
  • Sagittarius:Fell asleep on night watch
  • Capricorn:Suicide
  • Aquarius:Can't find food or water and starves
  • Pisces:Doesn't make it out of the city when the apocalypse begins